Lolcow Khristian Alcantara - a Jewelpet Lolcow

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These two work in hand to spread their delusional furry empire combined with rip-off characters.

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7w_3IBmm6sgEPayrL4RIdQ
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJ35QrqngDGrTB5hrxmlPaA (probably sock-puppet account)
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-Bt9mn1tcFD1IuY6eNR3gg (possibly another sockpuppet account)

Long-story short:

Khristian Alcantara is a Jewelpet-fag who thinks he is the leader of a south-east asian country (I am not surprised we keep producing lolcows) and that he and his furry-fag antics will give him the world - just look at the "map" in those two links. The second youtube link could either be someone sharing his "views" or a sock-puppet account.

I did some "researching" and found more accounts that belongs to him - seriously, why use your own name? It makes it easy to track you.

https://www.tumblr.com/search/khristian alcantara
http://www.wattpad.com/user/khristianalcantara
http://vk.com/jewelpet_boboiboy
https://www.fanfiction.net/u/5989428/khristian-Alcantara
https://twitter.com/Herman_Jewelpet

and of course, his DA account

http://heruman-juerupetto.deviantart.com/

The way he present himself as a "leader" of a state (that only exists in his mind) kinda reminds me of Chris Chan and his CWCville.

his "official" Facebook page

https://www.facebook.com/khristian.senpai.alcantara
 
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The first season of Jewelpet GT is set and focuses on the main villain named Allah who rule Islam with his second-in-command Lord Muhammad, they end the peace of the planet, Herman is the main protagonist of the show, who was send to Earth for the fake mission to kill billions of lives and destroy the planet, however Herman refuse to be evil...
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what

what

So the hero of this guy's Jewelpet fanfic is a renegade jihadist?
 
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I had no idea what a jewelpet was until I started reading his profiles, but just combing through I've already seen that he likes sexy fanart of them :cryblood:
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Also, his dA profile is pretty incredible reading.
History:
Immemorial - Khristian Alcantara back in time and watches how the Earth was created.
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1996 - Khristian Alcantara was born.
1998 - Khristian Alcantara transformed into a Super Saiyan for the first time and have no idea how to transform again in modern time.
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2010 - Khristian Alcantara requested to be a Jewelpet and got rejected.
2011 - Jewelina agreed to it, she knows he can't love Luea if he is a human. He become Herman. The declaration of Independence of United Jewelpet Republic (Formerly: United Emperor Tantan) in January 20, 2011
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Our Glorious Leader, he is not. Despite how much he wants to be..

EDIT: I still can't figure this kid out..
 
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The stripper music with the levels way too hot like a shitty strip club really makes it come together.
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Good god, for a second there I though my headphones had fucked up, what's with the heavy bass version of that song? It sounded like he recorded it from his speaker, my headphones will never be the same after that tragedy of a sound.
 
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How deluded is this kid? is he like vade and half assing it? is he more like OPL and cwcville-living it as an escapist second life? or is he like the Great Emperor Norton and actually living his life as god-king of the people's republic of children's cartoons or whatever these things are?


EDIT: just to be clear I am all in favour of His Imperial Majesty Emperor Norton I but I couldn't think of any non charming lolcows who genuinely believed themselves monarchs.
 
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He's even got his own currency in twos, fives, tens and twenties. This guy has OPL beat in the FOREX department.

I wonder how many C-quarters I can get for one Jewelpet Social Dollar.
 
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Just to be clear for the folks playing at home, the guy claims to be a furry, yet unlike many furies we've seen here, he has the veneer of an Asian cult leader.

Why do I get a kick out of Lolcows with delusional ideas about geopolitics?

For example Canada conquering Russia:

 
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Just to be clear for the folks playing at home, the guy claims to be a furry, yet unlike many furies we've seen here, he has the veneer of an Asian cult leader.

Why do I get a kick out of Lolcows with delusional ideas about geopolitics?

For example Canada conquering Russia:

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Taking one simple look at the video and one wonders what is this? Some guys fantasy on geopolitics? Even the music could make one wonder what they are listening to.
 
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