Careercow Kidd Bandit / Joseph Bryan Nuguid / Aveline Nuguid - Filipino Fatass turned Tranny Anime Cosplaying Wrestler, "The Protagonist of Professional Wrestling", Wrestled Jim Sterling, Proof that wrestling can become even faggier

[Rudolf's Friend]

Well today is the big day for Kidd Bandit to get his big boy Top surgery. Get ready for guys grabbing fake man-boobs on the indie scene.

 

[Heckler1]

Maybe he should have applied some of those filters to his hands instead of only his face. Dude has grabbers that look like Shar Pei puppies.

 

[Harm]

"Kidd Bandit?" Was "Childd Abductor" too on the nose for a tranny alias?

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

"Kidd Bandit?" Was "Childd Abductor" too on the nose for a tranny alias?

Yeah now that I think about it, that's not a great name for him. No wonder why people call him a groomer.

 

[J50 Hamwich]

 

[I.B. Niggin]

Can't wait for the spots in future matches that clearly aren't fetishes and just how a real girl totally expresses herself.

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

The horrible metamorphosis is progressing, the only thing real being pain as they will never be a woman

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

The horrible metamorphosis is progressing, the only thing real being pain as they will never be a woman

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I'll bet 5 internet dollars the penis removal will go horribly wrong like Jazz Jennings.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

The horrible metamorphosis is progressing, the only thing real being pain as they will never be a woman

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chop it off
chop it off
CHOP. IT. OFF

 

[Looney Troons]

I didn’t know this fag had a thread. Glad I decided to stumble across it.

I went to a local indie show with a friend back in 2022. Some indies will have a brief 20-30 intermission to prepare for the next segment of the show. GCW, in particular, does this because their shows are separated into two parts. The first segment is your traditional wrestling show while the second is deathmatch. During the intermission of these shows, the talent will often clamor ringside to chat with fans and sell merchandise.

During this event, I got to see an excellent Shane Mercer match. If you’re unfamiliar, please give him a watch. Dude is awesome. On that note, I’d compare him to an ECW Mike Awesome turned up to 11. I forget who he was competing with and could easily look it up on one of the numerous databases, but it doesn’t matter. Mercer showed up ringside during the intermission and was signing stuff. I went up to him and complimented his match and got into a small conversation with him. Cool dude.

This frumpy faggot eventually waddles up to the group of people around Mercer. Mind you, this dude looks like his mother picked out his cosplay from the Hot Topic clearance bins and like he looked up a really bad ten minute makeup tutorial to emulate. I wasn’t aware of who he was because I am very selective about what I watch with indie wrestling.

The group of us hanging out with Mercer acknowledge Kidd Faggot but return to whatever it was we were talking about. He starts huffing, puffing, and sighing as if trying to get people to place attention on him. A few minutes later, he stepped away from the group and started doing some what I could only describe as weird anime poses that are supposed to be stretches. Then he started doing some really obnoxious and showy kicks into the air, and would roll around on the ground.

Eventually, he was joined by those who I can only assume were his entourage because they showed up and started screaming LOUDLY for him while he did his gay little anime moves. It was incredibly forced and fake. Intermission ended and we all went back to our seats while Mercer went back behind the curtain. As we were dispersing, I heard Kidd Faggot make a quip in the vein of “I just can’t get over with these ‘phobes and rednecks.”

His match sucked. He tried to pander to an audience of only his entourage of people with oddly-colored hair who popped off for every little thing he did. He lost the match and broke down in hysterical fashion. No one except his group cared or offered him any encouragement. He slinked through the curtain and back into obscurity.

He was so unremarkable, like most indie wrestlers, that I forgot he existed until I read this thread. In fact, this thread really made me think about how faggy indie wrestling (and AEW) are. The crowds really seem divided on this whole gays and trans stuff. Wrestling, by virtue of nature, is already gay as fuck… isn’t that enough? Do you really need to inject your pride bullshit into it as the cherry on top?

I will give him congratulations for losing that weight, that’s remarkable, but he replaced with goyslop with the troon virus which will take him all the same. Suppose it’s fated.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

He posted a pic of his gross fake tits, and this
41%, here we come.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

He posted a pic of his gross fake tits, and this

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41%, here we come.

You think he's gonna wrestle with women after getting his dick cut off or is he just going to still wrestle with men?

 

[Toothp!ck]

Remember when Goldust was willing to get fake tits to sell his gimmick? Now wrestlers will do it just because.

 

[SlobberKnocker]

He posted a pic of his gross fake tits, and thisView attachment 6122808
41%, here we come.

cant wait for the moment he realises gay people are only interested in him because he has a dick

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

You think he's gonna wrestle with women after getting his dick cut off or is he just going to still wrestle with men?

Women, of course. While the indy wrestling promoters lick amhole, they will celebrate as another thing that real woman had to fight to legitimatize is taken over by fetishists.

Mods, move this nigga to the stinkditch.

 

[Snack Cracker]

You think he's gonna wrestle with women after getting his dick cut off or is he just going to still wrestle with men?

Bold of you to think he’ll be able to wrestle at all with the butchery and ongoing complications and pain, his days of wrestling are over.

Coming back from a groin tear isn’t comparable to coming back from having a hole tunneled into the male pelvic floor.

 

[whogoesthere]

That Val Venis "We choppi choppi your pee pee" is going to be spammed to death on his twitter.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

>surgery
>Muay Thai

Bro, you can’t have both. You can’t kickbox after you get your cock chopped off, this is basic shit.

 

[CorvidFag]

>surgery
>Muay Thai

Bro, you can’t have both. You can’t kickbox after you get your cock chopped off, this is basic shit.

Bro, you can’t even kick with stitches like that…

 

[Magicat]

I fully support this insanity. He's taking himself out of the gene pool. How StUnNinG aNd bRaVe.

You go, girl!