Kidd Bandit Vs. Commander James Stephanie Sterling 2 - The Wrestling Rematch the World Has been waiting for.

[Rudolf's Friend]

On August 23, 2023, the World saw for the first time the 2 great troon giants of Indie Professional Wrestling in a Brutal Match where ultimately, after going through yugioh cards, plushie sharks with barbed wire, doors, thumbtacks, and all sorts of other things, Commander Sterling emerged victorious against Kidd Bandit.

But now they are back, and ready to beat each other up to hell and back again at TGW's Showtime Slam Pride event on July 18th, Ladies and Gentlemen, get ready for Commander Sterling vs Kidd Bandit 2!

The Fighters
Commander Sterling

First, from Beyond The Sters, weighting in at 2 Octillion Metric Tonnes (According to him) and standing at 6'1 inches, we will rejoice, as we are graced with the presence of Commander James Stephanie Sterling, who has been the Women's Champion of Preston City Wrestling for 839 Days Strong, and he isn't putting the title on the line here.
Kidd Bandit

And Last, but Certainly not Least, formerly from Anchorage, Alaska and the Philippines, now residing in Orange County, California, weighting in at 136 lbs and standing at 5' 5 inches, we have the former "she" who holds the Golden Gig and Pandemonium TV Champion, Ladies and Gentlemen, the Protagonist of Professional Wrestling, Kidd Bandit!

Where to Watch
So the match is set to be broadcast on TrillerTV, which is the big streaming platform for Indie Wrestling, but Baked.live will likely have an upload of the stream, so we can watch it there. We will see true carnage unfold, and when it's all said and done, one true and honest trans womyn will raise their hand up high while the other holds their head down in shame, probably because they bled too much.

 

[Mound Dweller]

This is still too much for tranny wrestling, but it's pretty cheap for 4 hours of retards pretending to fight each other:

I actually have that week off and am seriously considering buying tickets and taking the train to show up drunk, someone talk me out of it.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

This is still too much for tranny wrestling, but it's pretty cheap for 4 hours of retards pretending to fight each other:
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I actually have that week off and am seriously considering buying tickets and taking the train to show up drunk, someone talk me out of it.

If you do decide to do it, please take pictures to see who’s watching this shit, see how full it is, and maybe see what other gay shit will be there cause I plan on only covering the Sterling/Bandit match.

 

[Mound Dweller]

If you do decide to do it

It's either this or going to visit family... I might unironically prefer this, but we'll see what happens so no promises.

 

[Mound Dweller]

but we'll see what happens so no promises.

Well nobody talked me out of it in time, so fuck it; we ball!


I look forward to the glorified drag show, and will be snapping as many pics/vids as I can with my fancy iPhone from the safety of the least stinky corner.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Well nobody talked me out of it in time, so fuck it; we ball!
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I look forward to the glorified drag show, and will be snapping as many pics/vids as I can with my fancy iPhone from the safety of the least stinky corner.

Hope you at least manage to get some sort of entertainment out of it.

 

[Xev]

Well nobody talked me out of it in time, so fuck it; we ball!
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I look forward to the glorified drag show, and will be snapping as many pics/vids as I can with my fancy iPhone from the safety of the least stinky corner.

Have you considered that you received the pink dorito preemptively because you were destined to travel far and wide to attend troon wrestling?

Seriously though, take pics of the retards in the crowd. I want to see how many deathfats show up.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

I look forward to this immensely

 

[Breadbassket]

Who's going over?

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Who's going over?

When you look at the 2 in a normal fight Jim Sterling would win, he has the height and weight advantage and would easily crush Kidd Bandit under his own weight, but this is wrestling, and Jim did win the first match so it wouldn’t surprise me if Bandit wins somehow to even the score.

 

[Hamstirer]

I didn't know it was possible to make wrestling more gay but it certainly was.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

When you look at the 2 in a normal fight Jim Sterling would win, he has the height and weight advantage and would easily crush Kidd Bandit under his own weight, but this is wrestling, and Jim did win the first match so it wouldn’t surprise me if Bandit wins somehow to even the score.

Sure, but Kidd Bandit can do cool anime kicks. Can Jim Sterling do this?

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

Sure, but Kidd Bandit can do cool anime kicks. Can Jim Sterling do this?

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Such a feminine voice, would have fooled me!

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Putting all of my money on a Calvin Tankman run in, the biggest baddest nigga probably heard Kidd Bandit hurt a proud black woman and thus must head to Paris. Calvin will destroy both Kidd Bandit and Mr. Sterling and they will be cucked out of a match. Kidd Bandit will go back to doing onlyfans and Sterling will go back to making shitty videos after getting powerbombed by Calvin Tankman.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

...I wish I could go.



I'd hold up a big sign with J.K. Rowling's smirking face on it.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

So i'm sure you've all heard that Jim Sterling's spine is all fucked up now. Hopefully this doesn't affect the comeback match and by the looks of it, he recovered.

It would be funny as shit though to see Jim wrestle in a wheelchair.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

New Hypeup video has been uploaded.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Well today's the big day for the match, last year Kidd Bandit and Jim Sterling won a gay pride award for wrestling by some gay pride wrestling magazine, and Joey was injured last time, so let's see how many awards they win this time.

@Mound Dweller are you at the event now? I think in 5 minutes the doors are supposed to open where the event is.

 

[Mound Dweller]

@Mound Dweller are you at the event now? I think in 5 minutes the doors are supposed to open where the event is.

Indeed, as you posted this I was literally right outside taking this lovely picture of a beautiful bri'ish que:

Now, having safely exfiltrated Troon Mecca (aka L**ds), and having made it back to the safety of my barrow, here is the exclusive ring-side Organic Kiwi Sourced Kontent;

Spoiler: Vids

Sterling intro:

The PROTAGONIST of PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING intro:

Gay ass actual slap-flighting with plenty of jiggle:

Grand finale + body slam

NOT captured because it started at 6 and I started from 12 and fucked up the recording (sowwy); the fake lightsabre battle (USE THA FAAAARCE!), the initial slap flighting (I ONLY FELT THAT BECAUSE OF THE HRT!), and the incredibly cringe spoken word mutual monologuing directly after the intros. The entire thing was being filmed by 3-5 actual cameramen so it'll be online soon enough I imagine.

Spoiler: Audience snaps

People did request it, but I didn't feel it right/find it very easy to grab too many pics of the audience because of how many young children there were there, a few people even brought babies. You get the idea though; lots of AGP trannies, plenty of greasy faced pooners, loads of stinky hippies, a fair few actual retards in wheelchairs, as well as some vantabLACK guys in goddamn Zimbabwe football shirts too for god knows what reason.

Generally the expected type of crowd, look at all those pr*de flags; they've got like 3/4 different versions. They're all rich fucks too; £8.50 for a rum and coke? ooof.
It was a sold out event, the place was packed, exactly what you'd expect from the UK version of LA (fucking l**ds).
The £10 pizza was nice though (I was hungry don't judge me).

Spoiler: Observations

Damn that was cringe.
Jim was in a lot of pain and it shows, he was being practically medically transported around the place everytime he made contact and was physically wincing throughout; notice how he tries and fails to slip over the rope during his intro? The fat bastard's spine is fucked.
He exhibited exactly 0 athleticism, I'm not a wrestling fan and know nothing of the expected "quality" but for comparisons sake here's what the an earlier bout of bears vs twinks looked like;

The other matches were all like this; they were tossing each other in the air nshit (dangerously gay but highly entertaining), and it was all very impressive physically speaking; the most exertive thing Jim managed was falling over at the end, truly the Joe Biden of the ring IMO.

Kidd Bandit managed to move around plenty, he had to do the moving for the both of them afterall, completely failed to make it look like anything other than a gay dance off though. He falls short of anything near "passing" in his filtered pics but it's true about his IRL gorilla-face; dude is straight outta Planet of the Apes.
The entire match was littered with gayass sexual undertones on Kidd Bandit's end, Jim didn't manage to do much other than OOOF back, the crowd seemed into it.

I don't need to tell you about how badly fake the flailing about "fighting" was, it's always obviously fake of course but the other performers all managed to make it look like they weren't just actually play fighting and made a real show of it, exactly 0 finesse in that respect for Jim and Kidd Bandit both. The chair bouncing was funny though.

Overall 7/10, would pay £20 to watch faggots pretend to beat each other up again, just remember to bring your own booze.

 

[Kyria the Great]

Holy shit, this makes outlaw mud shows look legit by comparison. I'm not opposed to comedic wrestling matches but damn that sucks.