Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Deez Nuts]

Nostradamus here : The peach mango habanero mead with the broken cap and lowest % adhesive painter's tape makes them both ill. Is the airlock supposed to be bile yellow? View attachment 5822849

I don’t know but this looks like one step above prison hooch that is made in cells with plastic bags and ketchup.

 

[ibeatmywife]

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Mfw my penis is so erect while josh is dying on livestream that I cum blood

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Mfw my penis is so erect while josh is dying on livestream that I cum blood

Have you heard of Reddit? You'd probably fit in there.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

He doesn't bother me

Dude he doesn't even provide any actual "content" people watch him hoping he gets black out drunk and passes out on camera.

Hmm... are you sure about that first part? For that matter wtf are you on about, moral superiority? Like being better than anyone with a thread here is an accomplishment... besides which, you're here in the muck too bud. Unclean hands, as they say. Actively fantasizing about a relatively harmless retard dying while saying how righteous you are. Hypocrite trole is what you are.

 

[AnOminous]

Hmm... are you sure about that first part? For that matter wtf are you on about, moral superiority? Like being better than anyone with a thread here is an accomplishment... besides which, you're here in the muck too bud. Unclean hands, as they say. Actively fantasizing about a relatively harmless retard dying while saying how righteous you are. Hypocrite trole is what you are.

Imagine being such a total loser the only way you can feel good about yourself is comparing yourself to someone like Cobes. I mean if I want to feel good about myself, I compare myself to the current President and the President before him, and am like, I'm better than THOSE faggots.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Cobra's got a new freestyle.

Who is Mormo? I can't tell if this is a Cameo he uploaded, or something else.

This is his true god given talent. Cobra W in my book.

 

[ClandestineX]

There are a lot of people, on this website too, that are ever so slightly better than the cows so it gives them great satisfaction to be just a tiny bit better and since they are fucking retarded, they gain a superiority complex about it.

 

[Baby Cakes]

Cobra's got a new freestyle.

Who is Mormo? I can't tell if this is a Cameo he uploaded, or something else.

This is his true god given talent. Cobra W in my book.

Mormo Zine is another youtuber who does food reviews and other stuff similar to Cobes. Self proclaimed lolcow, too. He had the reanimated corpse of Krystal Roberts on his stream a couple months back.

 

[Wax]

Cobes is one of the least bad cows on this site and probably better than the average person in America. As far as I know he hasn't raped anyone, jerked off to kids, groomed kids, has no extremely weird sexual fetish he wants to share with people.

Since your not very well versed in the lore, here is something the people often forget or just outright act like it never happed for some reason. When his Fun Sized Felicia sex doll biffed it, buddy-troll Exhumed Visions texted Cobra asking him what really happened. He told Exhumed he cut the sex doll up in an incel rage and revealed his desire kill women and fuck their dead body. He's as fucked up as any other lolcow on the site.



I don't hate the BOY or want him dead but god damn, it blows my mind that some of you people here are saying you actually like Cobra and would want to hang out with him. For Christ's sake, when he got kicked out of the bar by the owner that one time he said right out loud on stream that he fantasized about wanting to stab the guy.

All that being said, anyone that watches him and actively gets pleasure from his life being miserable 24/7 is an absolute fucking loser. Just enjoy the show that he broadcasts of his never ending fuck-ups and learn to laugh at it.

 

[RL Steinbeck]

Cobra's got a new freestyle.

Who is Mormo? I can't tell if this is a Cameo he uploaded, or something else.

This is his true god given talent. Cobra W in my book.

Damn, his face is getting so bulbous. His health is tanking. Maybe the person that eschewed the garlic sauce from his order was trying to do him a favor.

 

[Garth]

Mfw my penis is so erect while josh is dying on livestream that I cum blood

It was kind of fun and shitposty for a bit there, but now you're trying too hard.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Does Joshy look like someone who has non-processed ingredients at home?

Just throw some garlic powder into that tub of Country Crock and he'd have all the Little Caesars garlic dipping sauce you could want.

 

[Ponzo]

Just throw some garlic powder into that tub of Country Crock and he'd have all the Little Caesars garlic dipping sauce you could want.

The only garlic powder in his boghive is on one of his processed doritos

Has anyone seen this video of the bog queen floating around? WTF is wrong with its neck when it coughs

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I don't hate the BOY or want him dead but god damn, it blows my mind that some of you people here are saying you actually like Cobra and would want to hang out with him. For Christ's sake, when he got kicked out of the bar by the owner that one time he said right out loud on stream that he fantasized about wanting to stab the guy.

I'd hang out with GCK-era Cobra since he was just such a weird, unusual dude, but post-eviction term of lease boglim Cobra no way.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't hate the BOY or want him dead but god damn, it blows my mind that some of you people here are saying you actually like Cobra and would want to hang out with him.

It seems like every cow these days has an Oort Cloud around them of insane A-Logs and retarded unironic fans, as well as lolcow planetoids in a closer orbit who actually want to hang around with the cow or be their friends. IMO anyone who wants to hang around with a cow IS a cow.

 

[teeth fairy]

praise king cobra animated's magic

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Lolcows are becoming mainstream. You got shit head youtubers with millions of subscribers making hour long documentaries and tik tok making their funny moments consumable for the zoomers. It brings a lot of eyeballs and a lot of crazy.

 

[lottalove]

The suitcase is already being packed in Virginia Beach. Just one last gravity, and then another last gravity.
NAL was fighting off her nasty backpain-onedaybug-weedcough-alcoholwithdrawal-periodgetting-sickness first with Gin, which brought us this lovely sleepstream impression, because she doesn't even get wasted from Gin. There were some dramatic demonic outbursts in between, who even knows when one stream ends and the other starts, but the Queen was more mellow overall.

She recovered with some DXM and more hits from the gravity bong yesterday and feels much better already. Soon enough she will be on her way to Casper. Somebody bought her a ticket again. I suspect it to be a weeklong visit, at least. With the strange 8-day rule and the 26th as Cobras birthday in mind, she could travel as early as Monday or Tuesday. She tries to keep it more secret this time.

 

[teeth fairy]

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nakedandlaughing more like crackersandsnacks lol
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[fukkit]

I ordered two cups of garlic butter. I did not receive said cups of garlic butter. Sorry Little Caeser's Pizza but you missed it on this one. You might call it the Yikes of March. Where is my garlic butter? I ordered it and yet there is no garlic butter. Lookin' at you, Little Caesars. Get it together. I've had your Italian cheesybread it's delicious. You can't keep up that professionalism? I'm not mad Little Caesars, I'm disappointed. I filed a compaint with DoorDash. I ordered two cups of garlic butter.

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it is so funny how much of an impact this had on him