Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Slim Boglim said:
kiwifarms lolcowsupps flavors:
Chris Chan:
- Cake Farts (cake)
- Orange & Cream Dreamsicle
- Dirty Crapped Briefs (fudge brownie)
CWCVILLE:
- Sonichu’s Extreme Zap (sour blueberry lemonade)
- Blake (Cherry Cola)
Daniel Larson:
- Fruit Punching Himself
- That Peeing Feeling (Lemonade)
KingCobraJFS:
- Cobra’s Venom (green monster copycat with a hint of cream)
- Of-Age Orangeaid
- F!#% Grape
- Cardinal Cherry
- Meeduh (spicy honey peach mango)
- The White Stuff (creamy vanilla)
- Love and Vanitea (iced tea)
- Deep Frtd Avacado
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Sign me up for some Blake and dirty crapped briefs.
 
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Agares said:
EDIT: Cobes joins the stream at around the 35:30 mark. His profile pic is now a clocktower and at one point they ask him about what he thinks about Daniel larson
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i already thought this guy was some bottomfeeding loser and like clockwork he brings up daniel larson

i hope larson stays in jail for his entire life, never picking up another smartphone again, and these people kill themselves out of despair
 
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☆ʙᴇᴛᴛʏ☆ said:

Josh is set to show up on this channel at 7:30 EST
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this is a literal nobody, and I think he's just naming names hoping to get them to show up
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Like, "Hopefully Chris Chan doesn't show up." what kind of retard thinks Chris is going to show up?
And they know who Spooky is, so that's probably the buddy troll in their ear.
UncommonParlence said:
This guy sucks bro. Fucking boring. Says he's going to have music biz Marty on? Whats this pelican fuckers back story?
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Marty might show up for lols, but he's friendly with Cobes. They've had good interactions through Courtney.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
a retard that wants clout from lolcows, that's who
Cobes was just too nice, too dumb to not go on panel.
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Plus what else does he have going on at the moment so why not? Liked the choice of clocktowered mansion instead of the usual cobra.

I'm imagining Cobra and Masaokis spending 30 days together in an apartment with a coil stove. Sambuca...
 
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a bar of tactical soap said:
Another day, another retarded slap fight.
https://www.youtube.com/live/2qIAEbpY0Ew?feature=shared

Cyraxx has apparently decided that now is the time to come at cobra. I for one want to see the irredeemable force and the unwashable object throw down.
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Cyraxx is a shitty boring lolcow not to mention a literal pedophile and I wish people would stop trying to force him into the Cobraverse. Chance is a sick dog that wasn't meant to exist. In a better society he would be euthanized.
 
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I'm watching this idiot Nathan's live stream and Cobes just showed up. He's fucking blasted speaking gibberish. He sounds extra dumb today. All the losers are riding his nuts and worshipping his cock so hard. But they keep speaking over him. This channel is horrible. They keep telling Cobra how smart he is.

 
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UncommonParlence said:
I'm watching this idiot Nathan's live stream and Cobes just showed up. He's fucking blasted speaking gibberish. He sounds extra dumb today. All the losers are riding his nuts and worshipping his cock so hard. But they keep speaking over him. This channel is horrible. They keep telling Cobra how smart he is.

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Everybody on that stream is a cheese pizza connoisseur. That Mormo fucker is the Dave Portnoy of CP talking about “one bite everybody knows the rules.”

Oh great now Cyrax is here, Cobra left or is fucked off somewhere, and it’s turned into a group of pedos debating over who the biggest pedo is
 
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Everybody on that stream is a cheese pizza connoisseur. That Mormo fucker is the Dave Portnoy of CP talking about “one bite everybody knows the rules.”

Oh great now Cyrax is here, Cobra left or is fucked off somewhere, and it’s turned into a group of pedos debating over who the biggest pedo is
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oh shit the stream is now funny
Groovy Jimmy is there, too!
 
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Slim Boglim said:
Everybody on that stream is a cheese pizza connoisseur. That Mormo fucker is the Dave Portnoy of CP talking about “one bite everybody knows the rules.”

Oh great now Cyrax is here, Cobra left or is fucked off somewhere, and it’s turned into a group of pedos debating over who the biggest pedo is
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How tf this Mormo dude sounds slower than Forrest Gump???
 
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