🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Glowzigger said:
Hey uh…toobz, I need to ask a small favour from you. If this infringes on “no trolling plans” you are free to shit on me and leave Autistic reactions. I’ve been combing through Cobe’s videos to find the most visceral puke-inducing cooking videos to show to twitch streamers and collecting their reactions for my own sick entertainment. So far my favourites are:

- chocolate bacon Reese’s minis mead
- the snail burrito
- Cookie Monster mead
- the burger den review

If any deep loremasters can recommend any really dank stuff I’d really appreciate it. So far I’ve mostly showed the vids to Russian chicks but I will diversify in future. Also video sample/tax I guess:https://youtu.be/z7ujTC3H_6k?feature=shared
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Of the various Cobra cooking videos I've seen, the only one that almost made me vomit was his dank mac and cheese. It's also my favorite one, which is unfortunate because I can not rewatch it without gagging.

 
Nana Feeder 9k said:
The van fuck incident is always dismissed as one of his lies, but I believe it. When it happened Josh wasn't completely fucked up, any more than Chris was. And even Warlord now has little difficulty having sex. Of any of his stories, some street rat throwing him pussy when he was at his absolute peak sounds believable. Particularly since his lies tend to make him look better and better as time goes on and he adds more and more details, whereas "I took Chris' sloppy seconds" has remained the same each time he's told it.
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I still maintain the van story was something Josh made up to try and get back at Stephanie after all the shit between them went down.
 
The bog hag has alluded to "enduring abuse" and that he has done sicko shit to his dolls?

She's threatening to end the relationship because she "deserves better", but she's done this before and then sobered up and carried on as normal.

Also she's still whining about the way he spends his money and that she could've seen Hammerfall if he wasn't such a drunk.

Jorps, put her in the bin, doodt. It's time.

ETA: She's doing her psycho soliloquy rant shit in the bathroom and getting irate with her parents for being concerned again. She was earlier whining that her free domicile isn't painted to her liking.
 
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It's always insane seeing Josh be the level headed individual...

I can't tell based on Methica schizo speech patterns if they are broken up again or if this is just a spat. I really hope we get a responce video considering she called him an abuser. Cobes seemed fired up.
 
gobread said:
I can't tell based on Methica schizo speech patterns if they are broken up again or if this is just a spat.
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Both.
They were "broken up" until she showed up at his apartment. Just give her until tomorrow, when she sobers up. She'll pretend this didn't happen.

I hope it sticks, because I don't think he's strong when she's physically there, but with space between them he might be more courageous.
 
anliteralidiot said:
I hope it sticks, because I don't think he's strong when she's physically there, but with space between them he might be more courageous.
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100%. Cobes is only a big strong 'tell it like it is' badass when he is drinking alone and/or in front of a camera. As soon as she shows up or even just apologizes he will fold again.

I really hope for his sake that she eventually gives up. At this point it seems really unlikely Josh will break up with her considering he thinks having a girlfriend is owning the troles.

Update: Methica disclosed that when Cobes hangs out with Walt and Angie he "has to leave" if LN shows up. Also just said she is here to actually love him unlike his "mother who abandoned him at birth". Patiently waiting for a nuclear responce.
 
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Her live is back, mercury must be in Gatorade or some shit, the hag is going wild and she again claiming cobes put hands on her twice, showing their FB chats and he told her to fuck off. Could this be it? They fight all the time and she still ends up visiting…

Edit: she has gone nuclear and claiming Josh strangled her twice. I think this might be it…I call bullshit but damn I think hag saga is over.
 
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gobread said:
Patiently waiting for a nuclear responce.
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Something hardcore, like "setting the record straight", with arms crossed no-bullshit-toobz posture.

The Beast Incarnate216 said:
He needs to stop making those nasty ass "Meads"
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Admittedly there are a lot of things he needs to stop doing. And probably as many things he needs to start doing.

Guess that's true for all of us to a degree though.
 
Even if cobra says 'that's it, we're through dood, fuck awf', there's a nonzero chance she flies out anyway and shows up at his door squealing 'jawshhhhhyyyyy'.

I don't want this to happen, because it would be awful for cobes. I do want this to happen, because it might be funny and might get this bitch castle doctrine'd into the dirt or locked up for DV.
 
Agares said:
This is just a taste of what will happen if they break up. "Waaaah he abused me! Give me sympathy", but with no concrete proof.
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They did get into a shoving match, but if anything happened it was her that instigated and initiated it. I don't doubt Cobes would put hands on her, she is relentless and exhausting so I could see him eventually losing his temper. I would feel nothing if he had given her two black eyes. However, she's fucking insane so there's no reason to believe anything. We all knew this is how it would end anyway.
 
Blue Miaplacidus said:
They did get into a shoving match, but if anything happened it was her that instigated and initiated it. I don't doubt Cobes would put hands on her, she is relentless and exhausting so I could see him eventually losing his temper. I would feel nothing if he had given her two black eyes. However, she's fucking insane so there's no reason to believe anything. We all knew this is how it would end anyway.
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Yeah, the explosive ending to all this was inevitable. I just hope Cobes escapes this unscathed because skygod knows even he's been through too much bullshit in his life. If he did hit her, I think those police wellness checks would've ended in an arrest. They did call a wellness check on them after one of their fights but it happened off camera.
 
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