Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[anliteralidiot]

Has the BOY ever watched Tombstone, while eating a Tombstone pizza food hack?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

NAL currently on livestream crying saying she loves Josh. PLEASE DO NOT GO BACK COBES PLEASE

 

[JambledUpWords]

NAL currently on livestream crying saying she loves Josh. PLEASE DO NOT GO BACK COBES PLEASE

He could, but I think even he can see it’s just a manipulation tactic in his duster addled mind. NAL will cycle between loving and hating him until she gets what she wants out of him. Cobes will only ever fall for this if his Dry Spell™ wears off and can’t resist the urge to coom in a 3D woman. I hope his spell is strong, because the mental headaches her presence causes aren’t worth it.

 

[Jobama]

Trying his sludge

 

[Crunchy Smegma]

Trying his sludge

When your mead is so dank it causes instant bowel evacuation

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

When your mead is so dank it causes instant bowel evacuation


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“better than kombucha, toobz…. Hehehehe, yesssssssssss…”

 

[The Cunting Death]

Has the BOY ever watched Tombstone, while eating a Tombstone pizza food hack?

Here lies Cobra, Peperony and Cheese.

 

[Hennimore]

NAL is claiming on her stream that Josh bought her some Red Bulls. She also states that she is "accepting CashApp donashons for her trip to Casper to see her man". She is also asking for the trolls to give her $3000 for all the pain and suffering they've caused her and Josh.

So NAL is either completely delusional and coping or Josh already broke and went back on his definitive statement that he would call the police if she showed up. The boy is gonna have to learn the hard way it seems. In brighter news Jason Vorhees Saunders stocks are on the rise.
Also I should add that she is extremely wasted on top of being an insane liar so who knows but I honestly figured Josh was gonna end up going back. I think it's gonna take her stabbing him before he figures out she is bad news.

 

[museum privilege]

I was watching an old Bitesize video and the description stood out to me.
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Did people think that homeboy Alex was just self diagnosed and was faking his epilepsy?

No, it wasn't really 'people' thinking that Alex Andersons grandma seizures were self diagnosed (by a doctor). Some speculation was had but that got quashed as soon as Alex died from a grandma seizure, in a friends house- convicted paedo Marshall.
The contentious element was that Josh's friends like Alex Anderson and Pasta Man were considered mooches, who feigned seizures to get free weed from Josh to cure their ailments.

 

[ASeabear8952]

So NAL is either completely delusional and coping or Josh already broke and went back on his definitive statement that he would call the police if she showed up.

Or she’s using the Red Bull thing as copium.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

Trying his sludge

It doesn't need any more sugar

Translation: It has so much sugar in it that merely smelling it is enough to give mere mortals instant Type II 'beetus

 

[anliteralidiot]

NAL is claiming on her stream that Josh bought her some Red Bulls.

Some clarification: she was drunk and looping about when he bought them during a visit. And crying, because he used red bulls in a drink combos recently.

And she was begging for $3k from Exhumed Visions.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Trying his sludge

He doesn't like it. He took a single sip. ,,I already had a glass earlier`` is the same as fresh off the stove hot. He would've consumed it if it was up to boglim standards. That amber coloured poison is getting dumped. He also looks very annoyed that it's not going to get him drunk.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

And she was begging for $3k from Exhumed Visions.

Exhumed was in her chat while she was crying in the laundry room. He asked for a breakdown of what constitutes royalties for the shirt and what's for emotional damage.

She said it was an even 1.5k split and her mod provided when he asked for cash app information.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

He doesn't like it. He took a single sip. ,,I already had a glass earlier`` is the same as fresh off the stove hot. He would've consumed it if it was up to boglim standards. That amber coloured poison is getting dumped. He also looks very annoyed that it's not going to get him drunk.

My God it looks like a glass of fish sauce.

 

[ibeatmywife]

He doesn't like it. He took a single sip. ,,I already had a glass earlier`` is the same as fresh off the stove hot. He would've consumed it if it was up to boglim standards. That amber coloured poison is getting dumped. He also looks very annoyed that it's not going to get him drunk.

I really think if he didn't add the 2 cups of sugar after straining it might have been consumable but thats insane considering he likely added 2 cups before as well lol. Like it actually looks good and properly strained ingredients aren't too crazy but that sugar amount just killed it.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

Did people think that homeboy Alex was just self diagnosed and was faking his epilepsy?

I believe everything Alex has ever said is an outright lie. Dude's just a gay junkie who had absolutely nothing going on outside of the cobra lair except getting spun 'n horny with other homeless junkies.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

You know what time it is, toobz!!!

Money for doordash and drinks expenses for deliveries is short, so any contribution would be appreciated

 

[bonified retard]

I believe everything Alex has ever said is an outright lie. Dude's just a gay junkie who had absolutely nothing going on outside of the cobra lair except getting spun 'n horny with other homeless junkies.

Wrong homeboy Alex. They were talking about Alex Anderson, not Warlord. Both were habitual liars though.

New cobra merch dropped:

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

Wrong homeboy Alex. They were talking about Alex Anderson, not Warlord. Both were habitual liars though.
New cobra merch dropped:

Ohhhh Anderson, not Campbell. My bad. He was the one who brought cobes the booze that floorlord tried fighting the king over right? Other than (maybe) that I'm not too familiar with any antics or info he's brought to the cobraverse other than being a bit of a buddytroll and (I may be wrong about this too.) putting pics of Josh's hats and nasty appartment on the Reddit.
Side note: At this point I'd say that any free generative image creation tool can make merch that's objectively better than Cobe's own design. Buuuuuut.. Subjectivelyit lacks the autistic " made in MS paint by an elementary schooler" touch that only the boy's artistic genius can conjure up.