Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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You do realize that this goober would shoot his own face off?
If inbred hicks can handle shotguns, I am sure our boy can handle a six shooter
I've watched that cretin "own the troles" by proving he didn't misspell "you're" by googling the word "your" and proving that it's the correct spelling for it.

If he was a D&D character his intelligence stat would be well below 5.
Poor upbringing, lack of support systems, lack of wranglers, hounded by sociopathic Reddit a logs and other people who want him dead, retards like Cobra are easily groomed to accept fetishes, pedo and zoophilia, being an incel don't help.

I feel pity for cobra and only the worst for his a logs.
 
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Jessica Boyle trying to lure your pet boglim outside his trailer.
She needs to do this but with Wendy's cups.
Trolls should get him cool shit like this instead of handles of Burnetts.
I don't tap the glass but I have been sorely tempted to send him gifts. There's a part of him that seems to really appreciate stuff like the stuffed cobras. Green and black stuff and bells make him so happy. He's basically a prop comedian.
 
I've watched that cretin "own the troles" by proving he didn't misspell "you're" by googling the word "your" and proving that it's the correct spelling for it.

If he was a D&D character his intelligence stat would be well below 5.
This one came to mind... Boy disappointed his of age non-related fangirls with these. :D

Darf is to good of a man to be a side character to this story. I would actually like to help him out somehow, but I don't want to touch shit or corrupt the story.
If Clint cant tard wrangle him, nobody can. Cobes having to deal with Jessica are some of the best "getting the taste of your own medicine" moments because they are both stubborn as fuck and utterly regarded. Nobody wants to deal with people like that.

Josh loves talking about him patiently waiting but its actually Clint who is the saint of patience, i would have JF Gariepy'd that loose cannon of a potato a long time ago. Or sent him to the group home atleast. (Btw searching for "Group home" in this thread came up with 8 pages :D)
 
Are you fuckers seriously arguing if Cobes is retarded?!
All I said was "This nigga is clearly touched but he's not fucking retarded. He learns how people troll him and he effectively shuts it down. He's not Chance Wilkins, he's not gunna let people do the same shit to him over and over and never figure it out because he's a fucking window licker."

I don't know why we need to split hairs over the definition of retarded.
 
Homedad better not get our BOY this ultimate Ozzy box set complete with over a dozen posters and a signed autograph by Ozzy himself!

 
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Homedad better not get our BOY this ultimate Ozzy box set complete with over a dozen posters and a signed autograph by Ozzy himself!

Clint will just drop it off to his BOY's trailer along with some booze. "Merry Christmas, bud. Keep on rockin!" he'll say in his santa hat as he skips and prances back to his car. "Happy easternoth doodt" Cobes will mumble back at him as Clint drives off to the Saunders family Christmas party (that Cobes was NOT invited to).
 
Josh's gun safety is absolutely atrocious and he has been seen drunkenly waving both his shamrock .38 and his shotgun around, both loaded.
As always, it's a dank miracle Josh hasn't seriously injured himself or others in the last 15 years-ish of independence.
Can't have no fun with an unloaded gun, like my daddy always said, hoorah.
 
Josh's gun safety is absolutely atrocious and he has been seen drunkenly waving both his shamrock .38 and his shotgun around, both loaded.
As always, it's a dank miracle Josh hasn't seriously injured himself or others in the last 15 years-ish of independence.
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Sounds like you're just jealous trole. Does THIS look dangerous?
 
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