Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Norwegian Trailer Trash]

Yeah, his birthday came and went with a whimper. Him getting fatter is only development interested in. Beyond that we have progressively worse ‘food hacks’, more drinking, and his not tolerating any criticism during he e-begging streams.

He’s always been a very, very slow burn but it’s rock bottom now

I find it quite interesting to show how much youth can compensate for shitty lifestyle (bad food, drugs/alcohol, smoking, no exercise). Once those hormones start changing, it is hitting a hard corner on a winding road too fast.

 

[BallBuster II]

Yeah, his birthday came and went with a whimper. Him getting fatter is only development interested in. Beyond that we have progressively worse ‘food hacks’, more drinking, and his not tolerating any criticism during he e-begging streams.

He’s always been a very, very slow burn but it’s rock bottom now

I was surprised. I was sure we would get something interesting yesterday. Maybe he drank so much he passed out early.

 

[Acceptable]

We are never going to get another stream again

 

[Love Is Blue]

We are never going to get another stream again

just wait till he goes into the negative

 

[Pattern Noticer]

Hey youtoob, my dad and- MY DAD AND I decided that I should scoot when weather is permittable. So I wanna show you all my sweet new mobility hack.

AWOOGA

 

[ASeabear8952]

This was posted in the Boglimpedia Discussion thread BUUUUT for those that hadn’t seen AnonymousCasperWY posted the full stream in which Cobes got swatted yesterday. It was previously lost.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

This was posted in the Boglimpedia Discussion thread BUUUUT for those that hadn’t seen AnonymousCasperWY posted the full stream in which Cobes got swatted yesterday. It was previously lost.

the way they disrespect the bike makes me giggle every time.

 

[SerArthurDayne37]

But is Clint a bad dad? Does Cobra belong in a group home? Did Floorlord suck him off?

It is far too late for him to go into a group home, plus he would have to do it on his own accord which will never happen. Clint made a ton of mistakes, but I think he was a good dad to Josh for the most part. It is hard to tell now with him not livestreaming like he used to, but it does surprise me to see how much Clint seems to be leaving him to his own devices right now.

 

[Hennimore]

the biggest sin Clint has ever committed was existing, Josh is always constantly one dead father away from becoming the biggest goth badass: Batman.

I am the night, I am vengeance doodt.

 

[biggacracka]

the biggest sin Clint has ever committed was existing, Josh is always constantly one dead father away from becoming the biggest goth badass: Batman.

I am the night, I am vengeance doodt.

Bat-bike (Bat-weather permittable)

 

[Onkenataor]

Has he ever had any real friends besides Darfliny? Pretty much everyone he hangouts with are pieces of shit who are there to leech off of him.

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Hes a hermit, even when working he had barely anyone over beside some flings and scotty(rip). He most definitely doesn't have anyone now and seems Clint has been more hands off than ever before after getting that trailer home for him.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I imagine a lot of arguments with cobra is telling him don’t do X and he instantly decides he will do the opposite because fuck you. I’m not a fan of clint but would you wanna be around that? Your kid is killing himself and won’t listen to any serious?

Either way, what really are the chances Warlord tried sucking Cobes off?

 

[DocHoliday]

I imagine a lot of arguments with cobra is telling him don’t do X and he instantly decides he will do the opposite because fuck you. I’m not a fan of clint but would you wanna be around that? Your kid is killing himself and won’t listen to any serious?

This right here. Cobra intentionally does the opposite of whatever he is told and has even admitted to that. He is a grown man who is 34 going on 50 and you can't make him do much of anything unless he wants to. I think that Clint has done more than enough for Josh. Josh just squanders all opportunity given to him anyway. I'm very curious how Josh will get by without Clint once he is gone but at this rate Clint might outlive him.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

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This but in the style of a '52 Ford pickup. The BOY finally gets his dream ride and he can drive it drunk without getting a DUI.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

He's obviously been textbook depressed for years now. It's one of the most humanizing things about him in these past few endgame years. Deep armchair analyses are dumb, but I think saying the boy is clinically depressed is just a matter of fact.

He's sadly a dog trapped in a human body, sleeping on top of a dog chair. His body craves a higher purpose and meaning, but all his mind knows is alcohol, DoorDash, swamp hag sex, and smoking weed, vape and pipe, all at the same time, which is impressive to me.

The only thing that gave him even a semblance of higher purpose these past few years, if you can even call it that, was the mead-making. It forced him to do actual research, so he wouldn’t just die from eating raw honey, and it was something he was proud of, like when he was forced to leave a family event because he got drunk on a jug he took to share.

But he doesn't even do that anymore, at least to my knowledge, when was the last time we even saw a sludge-filled jug that looks like something out of a horror show?

 

[youngestniggaincharge]

a lot of people say that they see some of themselves in cobes. what part of yourself do you see in him?
if i completely gave up i would be drunk 24/7 chain-smoking and staring at screen. dudes got a trailer and enough income that he doesnt have to work.

 

[Potion_Time]

a lot of people say that they see some of themselves in cobes. what part of yourself do you see in him?
if i completely gave up i would be drunk 24/7 chain-smoking and staring at screen. dudes got a trailer and enough income that he doesnt have to work.

Cobes is the boglim inside us all that we fight daily to keep from coming out.

I don't envy Cobra in that I want his circumstances or things. I envy how stress free and lazy his life is though.

Every day he gets to choose when he wakes up. No alarm clock. Every day he gets to choose what he eats. Usually something nasty but at least he has full control of the choice and doesn't have to give in to what others want.

And I hate to say it, but I envy the way his retardation gives him complete confidence and lack of shame. His ability to not give a single fuck about what other people think and just live life the way he wants to live life truly is the stuff of sexy gothic bad boy legends. The rest of us are consistently working towards the approval of others be they parents, spouses, or children. The only approval that matters to him is his own. There's a freedom in that that most of us normies will ever know.

 

[Buckaroo]

And I hate to say it, but I envy the way his retardation gives him complete confidence and lack of shame. His ability to not give a single fuck about what other people think and just live life the way he wants to live life truly is the stuff of sexy gothic bad boy legends. The rest of us are consistently working towards the approval of others be they parents, spouses, or children. The only approval that matters to him is his own. There's a freedom in that that most of us normies will ever know.

I wish I had half the confidence he has, I bet I could bullshit my way to a really comfortable life if I did.

 

[Tiggy Skibbles]

Wanna say some doctorfag explained how they eventually get to the point where all the nerves are dead. So basically super bad pain and then your living that sexy goth bad boy dream life

something about your bottom teeth are more protected because of your saliva or something like that

pretty much yeah. if it hurts it means the nerves are still alive. eventually they die off and it wont hurt anymore until it works its way down to the next area that still has nerves or gets infected.

honestly i bet some of his teeth could just be pulled out by hand at this point. he would fair so much better just getting them all removed and given some goth dentures.

I completely forgot about this until now, hopefully there is an update soon before Cobes expires

 

[myhairisonfire]

a lot of people say that they see some of themselves in cobes. what part of yourself do you see in him?
if i completely gave up i would be drunk 24/7 chain-smoking and staring at screen. dudes got a trailer and enough income that he doesnt have to work.

He is living a theoretically ideal existence. He holds no goals or aspirations. His shelter, food, and drink are all provided. He does not toil or strain himself with work. His entertainment is readily available and excites him thoroughly. He gives no second thought to tradition or social pact. He lives freely.

He's a modern Diogenes and should be envied. He may have angst in life, but who doesn't? Are you any happier or more fulfilled than Cobes? As Alexander The Great expressed: if I were not myself, I would like to be Diogenes.