Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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The guy who still posts virgin vs chad memes depicting himself as le awesome epic guy because someone made fun of him is a sicko? Who could've seen it coming. I wish that loser would just gtfo my recommended already, he's painfully dull.

didnt he have some weird, gay beef with seizurerobot too? and showed some "discowd lawgs" of what seizure was saying to him in private on his stream that 3 people watch?
Sometimes during streams I'd slip in a little tarman voice, and I guess he didn't care for it. His clickbait discord log video is just Mr.Dink asking for tarman to show his feet. I've never talked to him. He'll throw mud at other channels pretty often, possibly so that they'll talk about him and garner attention.
 
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Sometimes during streams I'd slip in a little tarman voice, and I guess he didn't care for it. His clickbait discord log video is just Mr.Dink asking for tarman to show his feet. I've never talked to him. He'll throw mud at other channels pretty often, possibly so that they'll talk about him and garner attention.
Ta-ta-ta-todaaaaay, Tar Man...
 
Sometimes during streams I'd slip in a little tarman voice, and I guess he didn't care for it. His clickbait discord log video is just Mr.Dink asking for tarman to show his feet. I've never talked to him. He'll throw mud at other channels pretty often, possibly so that they'll talk about him and garner attention.
what a fucking glass sorter lmao. his beef with rogue is funny because he's so obviously assmad about rogue making fun of his speech impediment, but it all started after light prodding on both sides. im surprised he doesnt have his own farms thread, i feel like it's only a matter of time
 
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It would be funnier if it was real tbh
 
Got to thinking about the new spam and proshoot food hack so I did some loose math on all the salt he's eaten.
Assuming a can of spam an average of 1 every 2 days:
Call it 4 cans of spam. 12480mg
2 packs of proshoot. 11200mg
1 pack of bacon. 2900mg
Tablespoons of assorted herb salts and sauces. 3000mg
1 party size bag of doritos. 2940mg
So in a single food hack the boy has consumed 32520mg of sodium, or just a hair over an entire OUNCE. Three times what a normal adult needs. This is only what was on camera.
If there was any doordash off camera plus the microwave seafood, I'd tack on another 10000mg to make things easy.
Safe to assume the BOY has probably eaten around 40000mg of sodium this week alone.Blood pressure of 666/420 is MDWU toobz.
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He's got the devil's luck, he'll soldier on in misery. Maybe clint will have to pay for a foot amputation but he may just outlive us all.
 
For someone so clearly retarded and fucked every which way genetically, he surprisingly hasn't turned into a super fat fuck considering his diet. It's catching up now but the average person would have died of a heart attack and weighed three times as much.
King Cobras only need one large meal a month
 
what a fucking glass sorter lmao. his beef with rogue is funny because he's so obviously assmad about rogue making fun of his speech impediment, but it all started after light prodding on both sides. im surprised he doesnt have his own farms thread, i feel like it's only a matter of time
What happened was that Rogue made fun of his speech impediment, then Tar Man went into his chat and claimed Asterik (who for those who don’t know, is one of his co-hosts) was a pooner. TM also did a stream about Rogue at one point and also put a Virgin/Chad meme on his community wall (which he later deleted for some reason).

He also came back under an alt (or at least I assume it was him) and called Rogue a coward for not doing some sort of fruit eating challenge on camera or some shit because he did it (Rogue ended up ignoring him, LOL). That said TM doesn’t seem to be aware that Rogue was phonebooked a few years back so people already know what he looks like.

From what it sounds it’s like TM goes to every channel that makes Cobra content to see if they talk shit about him so he could start up drama.
 
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