Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Although I don't think he does pills recreationally, (at least not regularly, considering he's never been pillstream level fucked up and is competent enough to turn off his stream) I can definitely see him doing dumb drug cocktails to get high at some crackhead's house. I mean he's literally done spice before, which is one drug that most people know can fuck you up for life or just flat out give you a heart attack. I don't doubt there's a true story somewhere here where he just blacked out and dreamed some shit up about being dead before he woke up just fine.

There also might be that he was forced to take his medicine by clint some of what he was on was stuff that could be abused and he will try anything and he's not even tried to get those sort of prescriptions again.

 

[Pump Meat]

@Pump Meat

How would you compare him to Warlord? I feel like the only difference between the two is that Warlorld is better socialized. Agree completely about the persona/lifestyle. If cobes somehow ended up a warehouse worker who listened to ozzy and went to a bowling league every Tuesday it would be way harder to pin down how retarded he is.

I don't have much of a handle on Warlord, I'd probably have to closely watch one of those Youtube sagas that heavily involves him to remedy that.

 

[TomBradysVagina]

Haha. Yeah, I'm sure they refused to sell to you because you smelled like beer.

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Haha. Yeah, I'm sure they refused to sell to you because you smelled like beer.

A lot of states refuse sales to already shitfaced people, this was clearly another "BUT I WALKED A STRAIGHT LINE!" incidents where he's just leaving out that minor fact.

 

[TurdFondler]

Cobes probably smells like liquor 24/7 but it could be throne fumes, who knows.

 

[Potion_Time]

Haha. Yeah, I'm sure they refused to sell to you because you smelled like beer.

I don't see that anywhere on his facebook page. Then again I don't use facebook so maybe I just don't know how to find it on there.

 

[TomBradysVagina]

A lot of states refuse sales to already shitfaced people, this was clearly another "BUT I WALKED A STRAIGHT LINE!" incidents where he's just leaving out that minor fact.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. He was probably trashed already.

>I don't see that anywhere on his facebook page. Then again I don't use facebook so maybe I just don't know how to find it on there.

You have to be friends with him to see it. Or h might have taken it down when it hit reddit. I don't use fb either. They're probably blowing up the stores reviews, fb, and phone now.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

A lot of states refuse sales to already shitfaced people

Liability reasons. If you are drunk and do something stupid it comes back onto them.

Had a gf who was a bartender and she continued serving a drunk guy because was tipping well. He ended up leaving in his jeep, which he flipped down the road and got fucked up. Cops came to the bar and they nearly lost their license and she lost her job.

Cobes looks like a walking liability without smelling like booze

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

 

[Captain Ahab]

I doubt it was because he smelled like booze. Those cheap liquor stores rely on business from the local wino demographic.

What’s more likely is that he was an asshole or a creep towards the store employees or customers. Maybe the owner got pissed and told him to get his stinky ass out of the store, but I doubt the smell alone was the reason.

Josh lies.

 

[Metal_Heavy19]

I doubt it was because he smelled like booze. Those cheap liquor stores rely on business from the local wino demographic.

What’s more likely is that he was an asshole or a creep towards the store employees or customers. Maybe the owner got pissed and told him to get his stinky ass out of the store, but I doubt the smell alone was the reason.

Josh lies.

Odds are he was 8 bud light platinum deep and in cobra lore....just starting to get a buzz. He stumbled into the store and knocked shit around to the point where the clerk that doesn't give a shit had to say, sorry I can't sell to you.

 

[Johnathan E.]

I doubt it was because he smelled like booze. Those cheap liquor stores rely on business from the local wino demographic.

What’s more likely is that he was an asshole or a creep towards the store employees or customers. Maybe the owner got pissed and told him to get his stinky ass out of the store, but I doubt the smell alone was the reason.

Josh lies.

FB post says albertsons. Union grocery chain, they probably wouldnt sell to a guy looking/acting like cobes if he was sober.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I doubt it was because he smelled like booze. Those cheap liquor stores rely on business from the local wino demographic.

What’s more likely is that he was an asshole or a creep towards the store employees or customers. Maybe the owner got pissed and told him to get his stinky ass out of the store, but I doubt the smell alone was the reason.

Josh lies.

Despite what some people may say, cobra can be a giant ass to people (worst when he drunk). I can totally see him walking into the store and bitching about something.

I could see it going down like this

“I…I want this ….FOOOOKIN’ pack of bud light platinum”
“Sir, don’t cuss in my store”
“Sorry….be…beeeetchhhh…I jus….JUST WANT MY FOOKIN’ BEER!”
“Leave now”
“ ‘Kay bitch”

 

[RollingRock]

Haha. Yeah, I'm sure they refused to sell to you because you smelled like beer.

New tshirt regimen. Wear until you smell so bad stores refuse you service. After 2 weeks it must've been wholly saturated in boglim grease. Probably peeled off like a slice of bologna.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

New tshirt regimen. Wear until you smell so bad stores refuse you service. After 2 weeks it must've been wholly saturated in boglim grease. Probably peeled off like a slice of bologna.

Coming from Casper, I’m sure a shit ton of their residents smell like horse shit. Im sure they’re use to it. Im betting that he was an ass or trying to start shit with another customer.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Can anyone refresh my memory on what Cobe's laundry situation is? I know he's too much of a dirt dog to do it regularly, but does he have machines in the basement? Or is Clint washing and folding for the BOY back at Casa Homedad

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

What’s more likely is that he was an asshole or a creep towards the store employees or customers. Maybe the owner got pissed and told him to get his stinky ass out of the store, but I doubt the smell alone was the reason.

Yeah, what got him booted from CY wasn't "being cut off", it was the confrontation with the bartender. If baby got denied his bottle, he got shitty for sure.

Can anyone refresh my memory on what Cobe's laundry situation is? I know he's too much of a dirt dog to do it regularly, but does he have machines in the basement? Or is Clint washing and folding for the BOY back at Casa Homedad

He's almost certainly just not doing it. Even back at the old apartment, there would be instances of him removing old clothing, folding it, and placing it back in the drawers like it was cleaned. He probably started coming around to the idea that "airing out" worn clothing is effectively just as good as soap and water. I can't imagine Clint is actively taking his stank ass clothing and washing it for him.

 

[Potion_Time]

I can't imagine Clint is actively taking his stank ass clothing and washing it for him.

He took him out to dinner in the bleach pants. There's little that man won't tolerate for his 30 year old mistake.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I wish Cobes would customise more clothing.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Can anyone refresh my memory on what Cobe's laundry situation is? I know he's too much of a dirt dog to do it regularly, but does he have machines in the basement? Or is Clint washing and folding for the BOY back at Casa Homedad

He just doesn’t clean. I think he does it every two months or so. He’s just a dirty little boglin