Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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BallBuster II said:
So that whole FourLoco stream... That isn't some pussy made drink. That's fairly potent stuff, that basically has the alcohol content of a strong Double IPA (plus a shit load of sugar). I am talking like 10-14% alcohol, and drinking 4 tallboys of that garbage would probably fuck up anyone who wasn't Andre the Giant. I am impressed he made it through 4 of them without yakking (on stream).
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One Four Loko is almost the same volume and alcohol content as a regular bottle of wine.

At least they don't have a shitload of caffeine like they used to when I was in college.
 
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Bogliacci said:
The new documentary trailer dropped today

Cobes ur lookin rough bud...
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"I shit myself, today.
I thought it was a poot.
Tried to focus, one good eye.
On the rash that's on my foot.

I blocked another troll.
For mocking Cobra King
Huff a dusty puff,
I won't remember, starting stream.

What have I become?
A rocking goth,
Everyone I know, becomes a troll,
DTTS turned off.

And I could have it all.
My clocktower crib
By the way cool cobras,
They stopped selling McRibs."
 
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chimpSculpture_ said:
He sounds like an elderly woman talking to her dog. "Oh goodness yes you're pretty".

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Aren't you NOT supposed to feed wildlife?

Also, if anyone needed anymore reasons to believe Clint doesn't care anymore, notice how he didn't go out of town on the 4th of July this year. wasn't that an annual thing, or was that just a family reunion on the 4th?
 
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AlfaMale said:
Jesus Christ. Shooing away the insects in his food. Gives me the shakes
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Considering the cocktails and stuff he cooks I'm accepting the fact that the bugs would be more tastier then god knows what cocktails and stuff he cooks, just saying
 
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UDON said:
Considering the cocktails and stuff he cooks I'm accepting the fact that the bugs would be more tastier then god knows what cocktails and stuff he cooks, just saying
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That’s a good point. Part of me thinks cobra likes bugs, or just simply doesn’t even pay any midn to them. As if it was like a piece of dust on his hand or something. Truly disgusting. Maybe he’s alpha as fuck, and just LOVES EATING BUGS
 
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chimpSculpture_ said:
Newest documentary "Empire of Dirt" finally dropped:
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Not even five minutes in and and I'm subjected to this weeb Tucker Carlson looking nigger ranting about his attachment to Cobes' videos so I tuned out. Is it worth watching? Say what you will about Now It's A Party, at least it was an uninterrupted stream of Cobra Content and not a vehicle for some clout chasing newjack trying to get his face out to the Toobz.
 
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BallBuster II said:
So that whole FourLoco stream... That isn't some pussy made drink. That's fairly potent stuff, that basically has the alcohol content of a strong Double IPA (plus a shit load of sugar). I am talking like 10-14% alcohol, and drinking 4 tallboys of that garbage would probably fuck up anyone who wasn't Andre the Giant. I am impressed he made it through 4 of them without yakking (on stream).
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FourLoco is popular with the homeless in my town. They love the super cheap high ABV high gravity beers like Hurricane, Steel reserve and Four Loko. You couldn't pay me to drink that nasty shit.
 
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I've had a thought while watching this documentary. Do you guys think part of why Josh door dashes everything isn't just because he's lazy, but he's also potentially worried about confrontations like being trespassed?
 
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Big Dogs Gonna Eat said:
I've had a thought while watching this documentary. Do you guys think part of why Josh door dashes everything isn't just because he's lazy, but he's also potentially worried about confrontations like being trespassed?
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He's probably worried about being trespassed, but I think it's almost totally the convenience aspect. He has to walk or bike for miles to get to and from a lot of these places.
 
I'm guessing this is when he got tresspassed from Albertsons for being too drunk to buy alcohol and then causing a scene:
Of course Josh lied about the trolls causing it.
Dick Pooman said:
The audio is horrendously out of sync for the final hour of the documentary.

Just a few highlights:

Josh is so drunk he sneezes and his hat falls off, knocking over some drinks
Josh visits Albertson's to buy booze for a food hack and gets trespassed
Josh gets drunk and tries making a bootleg KFC Double Down
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