Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

['Ole Dente]

He doesnt even need to strain it.

He just needs to stop fucking shaking it, and let the yeast settle to the bottom so he can siphon the clear liquid out, as normal.

this man is a decesdant of severus snake how fucking dare you

 

[lurkin]

My favorite part about the mead saga is how cobes tries to imitate the steps but fails completely. Like how he'll pointlessly put it in a new container because that's what the big boys do but he leaves out the part where you strain it from the sediment. Seriously if he just strained it through an old shirt it'd be 1000 times more potable.

Hell I wouldn't be surprised if he's already gotten cheesecloths from the redditards

Strains it thru his hands.

 

[UncommonParlence]

Strains it thru his hands.

He doesn't need to strain. He fished the chunks out the top of the bottle with a fork. Trolle.

 

[ZipDisk]

Someone should ship him an M1 helmet, Full Metal Cobes.
BORN TO WIZ

 

[Bogliacci]

He uses his prehensile lips to catch any chunks and toss them to the side as he drinks

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

Ngl, seeing the banana food hacks would be great. Frozen bananas can be whipped up into some decent soft serve, which could be "food hacked" into a variety of ways. SeeingCobes try to make fried bananas or bake banavread would be funny as hell and you all know it.

 

[PetiteFeet]

fried bananas

I am bogging begging for a Grease Fire 2.0

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I am bogging begging for a Grease Fire 2.0

I've been waiting for someone to send him a turkey deep fryer.

You know if he got a frozen turkey, he would just drop that fucker into bubbling oil

 

[Sicko Hunter]

If Josh gets his channel banned and stops making videos it's these fuckheads who are responsible. God I fucking hate reddit.

https://reddit.com/r/kingcobrajfs/comments/17ci3ef/palestinians_talibinians_also_dont_forget_to/

https://archive.ph/2AXeI

 

[Kermit Jizz]

If Josh gets his channel banned and stops making videos it's these fuckheads who are responsible. God I fucking hate reddit.
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https://reddit.com/r/kingcobrajfs/comments/17ci3ef/palestinians_talibinians_also_dont_forget_to/

https://archive.ph/2AXeI

"What a disgusting bigot", the Redditor sneered as they maligned the literal retarded addict for not being up to date on social faux pas.

 

[Bogliacci]

I am bogging begging for a Grease Fire 2.0

You think he would of uploaded the video if he set the apartment building on fire with that fire back in the day? He uploaded EVERYTHING that he recorded pretty much so I think so.

If Josh gets his channel banned and stops making videos it's these fuckheads who are responsible. God I fucking hate reddit.
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https://archive.ph/2AXeI

I really hate these fucking niggers, these utter retards who somehow think Cobes is too stupid to even live on his own, yet somehow is able to personify all of these evil things that demand he be punished for NOOOOO fucking reason, even if he WERE these things he wouldn't deserve this shit.

 

[RollingRock2]

Super chats coming in nicely. The apple mead has been drank. I thought he was saving it for halloween?

 

[Big Nasty]

even if he WERE these things he wouldn't deserve this shit.

I seriously think people no longer have any concept that there are things that just simply shouldn't be done to another person.

 

[Ponzo]

If Josh gets his channel banned and stops making videos it's these fuckheads who are responsible. God I fucking hate reddit.
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https://archive.ph/2AXeI

These fucking reddit fags love nothing more than to cowtip but you can bet that they would be the first ones to follow cobra to a new website so they can continue to seethe like the faggots they are.

Bonus meme

 

[Kermit Jizz]

These fucking reddit fags love nothing more than to cowtip but you can bet that they would be the first ones to follow cobra to a new website so they can continue to seethe like the faggots they are.

Bonus meme
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You just gave me a harrowing thought. If pineapple makes your spunk taste sweet, what does bog mead make it taste like?

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

what does bog mead make it taste like?

Like stale beer from a can that's been used as an ash tray.

 

[UncommonParlence]

Like stale beer from a can that's been used as an ash tray.

Took the words out of my mouth. I was going to say cigarettes.

 

[PetiteFeet]

You just gave me a harrowing thought. If pineapple makes your spunk taste sweet, what does bog mead make it taste like?

poor Stephanie.

 

[Bogliacci]

Super chats coming in nicely. The apple mead has been drank. I thought he was saving it for halloween?

That banana "wine" and apple cinnamon "mead" really got his bloat on the next level holy shit

 

[Pascal's Wagie]

If Josh gets his channel banned and stops making videos it's these fuckheads who are responsible. God I fucking hate reddit.

"What a disgusting bigot", the Redditor sneered as they maligned the literal retarded addict for not being up to date on social faux pas.

I am utterly convinced that the fags on reddit who hate Cobes are actually jealous of his Gothic Badass Cowboy Rockstar lifestyle. They hate the Dark Lord who lives in such Wyoming luxury that they will simply never be able to attain. They wish they could be blind to inflation eating away at their dollar like Josh is. I pity them, in a way.