Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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ADHD said:
NAL is currently in Dulles getting ready to board her flight to Denver.

Direct link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xr71XKExiZ0
JM snipe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eiwxVw9nZA
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Rip to whoever lost the seat lotto and has to sit next to her.

Goatchoker said:
When she gets to Denver she has the shortest layover ever, might be interesting.
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Reddit says it’s 13min? How is that possible. I thought you could only get 45 min layovers when buying. If it’s 13 min cause of delays they will just put her on the next flight. If it’s late in the day tho and there are no more flights she could get fucked and have to wait until the next day.
 
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Deez Nuts said:
Rip to whoever lost the seat lotto and has to sit next to her.


Reddit says it’s 13min? How is that possible. I thought you could only get 45 min layovers when buying. If it’s 13 min cause of delays they will just put her on the next flight. If it’s late in the day tho and there are no more flights she could get fucked and have to wait until the next day.
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Casper is smol. I think they have to transfer to a smaller plane to get to Casper from Denver.
Jessica messica has the flight info, but I’ve had to do a transfer to a smaller craft before to get closer to final destination.

I’m terrible at finding flights and shit though.

E135 is the plane to Casper vs whatever she’s on from Dulles(?) to DIA.
 
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Slim Boglim said:
“Naked and Laughing?” More like “Nightmares and Lunacy” amirite, fellas?

I feel bad for her tbh it’s got to be miserable existing in that emotional state and being unable or unwilling to calm down. She’s either full on manic or having the mother of all panic attacks. But it seems like her parents are no help because they just scream at her which further escalates her heightened emotions. Who knows, maybe they’re sick of dealing with her and her antics. I’m no expert but when somebody is in that state yelling back and turning it into screaming match isn’t a help to anybody.

It’s been proven that when somebody is freaking out like that talking to them in a lower volume calms them down because humans are hard wired to match others. It really works too next time you’re in an argument and somebody is screaming at you resist the urge to yell back and instead talk normally at a normal volume and they’ll match your tone and volume, stop yelling, and calm down. Warning: probably only works with mostly reasonable and sane people. Do not approach the homeless guy holding the knife screaming bloody murder about the bugs in his skin hoping he’ll become lucid if you talk to him at a regular volume in a calm tone of voice
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When I read posts like this one, I always think to myself:

"Wow. Kiwi Farms sure is the most evil and depraved place on the interwebs, and full of degenerates who stalk and bully people to get them to kill themselves."
 
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Goatchoker said:
Casper is smol. I think they have to transfer to a smaller plane to get to Casper from Denver.
Jessica messica has the flight info, but I’ve had to do a transfer to a smaller craft before to get closer to final destination.
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Yes, Casper (CPR) is regional only. So few flights that her itinerary will always be easy to deduce.
 
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中华人民共和国的政治 said:
Unpopular opinion around these parts toobs but it's pretty reasonable to be sour over this regard getting 100s of dollars undeservedly, same as any online content creator but he does even less than them and wastes the money on booze and doordash fast food.
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The paypigs who send Cobes hundreds of dollars do not care he blows their donation money on booze and fast food. It's quite the opposite actually they want him to get wasted and do food hacks for the camera. That's why they send him money. Cobes is a monkey in an internet cage and the paypigs are throwing peanuts at him to get him to dance for their entertainment which he does.
 
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Chernabog3000 said:
Obviously take this shit with a grain of salt but it's probably true. Maybe he didn't diddle her or whatever but he hiding something and it definitely played a role on this chick ending up the way she is.
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this is possible but at the same time its also possible her whole family is just like this. she just happened to grow up with it and take after her dad. but i do agree that one way or another her parents did play a role in her ending up this way.

either way its very obvious that the things that are wrong with her are not things that are going to just go away even if she left and lived with cobes forever. the fact that she even started to turn on him and claim he clearly did not want her around shows as much. sooner or later shes gonna start lashing out at him i just hope she does not go too far and actually hurt anyone.
 
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alright, she should be on flight UCA4272 to arrive at 5pm in Casper. (3:45 leaving from dia)
The other is UCA4811 which pushes it to 8:30ish landing so I don’t think it’s the right flight.

She’s on UAL2074 (737)currently. I think.
Which lands at 2:43 so she has about an hour to get to the next gate.

If she fucks this up I will laugh so hard, it’s a big airport but not THAT big. Or she can rent a car and drive 5 hours? Lolol

Also call me a retard if I’m wrong please.
 
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Goatchoker said:
alright, she should be on flight UCA4272 to arrive at 5pm in Casper. (3:45 leaving from dia)
The other is UCA4811 which pushes it to 8:30ish landing so I don’t think it’s the right flight.

She’s on UAL2074 (737)currently. I think.
Which lands at 2:43 so she has about an hour to get to the next gate.

If she fucks this up I will laugh so hard, it’s a big airport but not THAT big. Or she can rent a car and drive 5 hours? Lolol

Also call me a retard if I’m wrong please.
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Denver is absolutely tiny when it comes to airports. If she misses the flight she is confirmed (even more so) as a mongloid.

Edit: Apparently I am wrong, but I swear every time I have flown through there is has felt tiny in comparison to LAX or ATL.
 
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BallBuster II said:
Wait what? Denver airport is literally the largest airport in the US, and I think in the top 3 largest in the world. It's absolutely massive.
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Well yeah, maybe it’s because I know that airport but it’s not THAT bad to navigate if you have more than one hardworking brain cell.

It’s really not that bad to get around at, I promise.

Is it larger as far as the whole airport or the acres they own? I need to google.

@Mussolini’s Merkin it’s huge but easy to navigate as long at the trams are working proper, and they usually are.

She leaves at b gate but idk what gate she’ll be at upon arrival. United is a? C? Fuck I forget lol
 
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Goatchoker said:
alright, she should be on flight UCA4272 to arrive at 5pm in Casper. (3:45 leaving from dia)
The other is UCA4811 which pushes it to 8:30ish landing so I don’t think it’s the right flight.

She’s on UAL2074 (737)currently. I think.
Which lands at 2:43 so she has about an hour to get to the next gate.

If she fucks this up I will laugh so hard, it’s a big airport but not THAT big. Or she can rent a car and drive 5 hours? Lolol

Also call me a retard if I’m wrong please.
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I'm trying my best to find it here but I might just be regarded.
LandOfConfusion said:
Does anyone have an archive of the stream where she went nuts?
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Right here, friend. At least what can be shown/heard on youtube. There's a smaller channel with a blue pfp that seems to have a little more of the streans in multiple parts but I'm having trouble finding it.
 
We got proof of Baconator Pussy last night guys.

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