Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Cougar Pump said:
Imagine a NAL death arc with Cobes pouring out numerous custom meads on her grave.
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And since his Meads are the equivalent of Trioxin from Return Of The Living Dead, she'll claw her way free and try to eat brains. Cobes will be safe.

And you know he won't be able to tell the difference when he fires off a boglimbatch in her rotpocket.

TMDWURRRRRrrr🤢🤮
 
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After seeing the blood NAL coughed up, that is very, very light blood, it came from her throat from smoking uncured marijuana right off the branch and intentionally coughing but accidentally going a little too far, I don't think she understands you need to cure it and I don't think she has a serious medical issue. Until that blood is like an loose consistency oyster and dark red, she's fine and being a little drama bitch. I haven't gotten to the cat part..
He almost pukes at how planty it is. Look at him, he almost vomits. This woman has a problem, I only know a few people who clear $8 gas station bongs in one hit because the aluminum bowl. I think she's knocked on enough doors of GP's for one to finally just say, fuck it you have autism or something please stop calling.

EDIT - How do I insert a youtube link as a clickable video without leaving kf?
 
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Mushroom King said:
it came from her throat from smoking uncured marijuana right off the branch and intentionally coughing but accidentally going a little too far
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I personally think it’s far more likely she has some kind of undiagnosed health issue or a bloody throat from screeching her goddamn ass off at all hours of the day and night moreso than something drug related.
 
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Say Hi to Tom everyone!
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Just beautiful. Great work guys!
Looks like he already started to DFE and the reddit account is now gone, so I guess that means he's seen the thread. If you're reading this Tom, fuck you you sadistic spaz. Cobra rules your sad life TROLE
I've attached an archive of all of his comments that I had saved. This isn't all of them because my scraper doesn't run 24/7, but it's a good chunk. I'm sure it'll be handy for whenever he comes back on a new account to a-log again.
I also archived his whole YouTube channel locally in case he deletes it. But it's not very interesting so I don't think I'm gonna bother uploading it unless he tries to hide it.
 

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grand larsony said:
Just beautiful. Great work guys!
Looks like he already started to DFE and the reddit account is now gone, so I guess that means he's seen the thread. If you're reading this Tom, fuck you you sadistic spaz. Cobra rules your sad life TROLE
I've attached an archive of all of his comments that I had saved. This isn't all of them because my scraper doesn't run 24/7, but it's a good chunk. I'm sure it'll be handy for whenever he comes back on a new account to a-log again.
I also archived his whole YouTube channel locally in case he deletes it. But it's not very interesting so I don't think I'm gonna bother uploading it unless he tries to hide it.
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It’s times like this I love the Farms.
 
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just shave it boy
 
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Bottom-right pic, section of wall is removed a foot up from the floor. Recent death? You see this a lot with body decomp situations where the cleanup crew rip out any contaminated materials (the body fluids tend to leach upwards in the drywall if they died nearby on the floor). If the seller is in a hurry to dump the property, they won't take the time/effort to refinish it. Would also explain the lower price. All of which is to say, Cobes having a ghost roommate would be pretty goth.
 
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When I can't sleep I reap spoopy paranormal shit on reddit or x or whatever.
There's been several threads I've seen discussing how meth is like, a doorway to demons.
It's not really a thing in the UK (I think gay dudes get it for sex but it's a pretty closed niche). Had a tiny little bit bought of the internet once, thought it was rubbish, just like having a cup of coffee. So obviously not enough. All this to say, I think demons are fr real dawg, and she probably has some shit on her but am not a qualified enough methhead to really weigh in with some certified parautism pon the subject.
If anyone could take the tag, I'd be interested.
 
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RL Steinbeck said:
Bottom-right pic, section of wall is removed a foot up from the floor. Recent death? You see this a lot with body decomp situations where the cleanup crew rip out any contaminated materials (the body fluids tend to leach upwards in the drywall if they died nearby on the floor). If the seller is in a hurry to dump the property, they won't take the time/effort to refinish it. Would also explain the lower price. All of which is to say, Cobes having a ghost roommate would be pretty goth.
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It looks more likely they updated the heat/ac/vents, depends on if the room is bare of tile or wood, the wood floor looks like it’s in great shape though so I do not think it’s a decomp clean.

The foundation is fucked and it needs a new roof, if you read the bleak description, it’s a shit hole.

Not worth the money for sure.
 
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RL Steinbeck said:
Bottom-right pic, section of wall is removed a foot up from the floor. Recent death?
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You mean the return air duct? I think that's a reach. They probably changed the furnace and needed a larger air inlet. Looks like a closet. Strange place to die. Likely completely utility related and just done poorly, because lol it's in a closet.

Edit: read the listing and coming closer to the conclusion it was done poorly because the homeowner is likely a snake.
 
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Molly Millions said:
NAL is coughing up blood

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doubt its the case but the idea of NAL just progressively getting sicker and sicker the longer she hangs around cobes as if his bog aura is slowly poisoning her and giving her some ancient sickness that was long destroyed would make for a nice side story for the next season.
 
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