Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Whats the likelihood of a Cobra Chatroom on the farms? A "snake pit", if you will. This thread has been exploding recently and a ton of the posts are really just chat responses and one off anecdotes/memes. A dedicated Cobra chat would be a welcome addition, and would be selling point to reddit refugees.
I agree we need a dedicated spot for cobes since he's a very large lolcow now. But not for the gay reason or "selling point to reddit refugees" but to keep things more on topic and not have faggots spamming fake bullshit here.

Redditards can swallow a whole bottle of sleep aids for all I care
 
he needs a real victory. Personally I was hoping that'd be something of a feather in his cap, but you can't just buy that.
Yea I'd agree. I'd also say he probably deserves it the most out of any other cow as well. He never really got a huge artificial boost from a larger creator or had a few key incidents that garnered the majority of his fame like the majority of lolcows have. The only real way to enjoy Josh is to get invested and watch the story unfold.
 
Yea I'd agree. I'd also say he probably deserves it the most out of any other cow as well. He never really got a huge artificial boost from a larger creator or had a few key incidents that garnered the majority of his fame like the majority of lolcows have. The only real way to enjoy Josh is to get invested and watch the story unfold.
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Out of all the lolcows to replace Chris as "most discussed", I was really hoping it wouldn't be Cobra. He's perfect in his ecosystem, but now faggot youtubers and tik tok people are driving so much traffic to Cobes. And like it or not, he's probably the #1 lolcow. Where it used to be that even some normies knew Chris, we'll now see the same happen with Cobes. We're gonna see a lot more zoomies and glass tappers with eyes on Cobes, because he's a "safe" lolcow. You can show dank food hack videos to your mother in law, and post about em. The most dangerous cobes gets is when he goes on a "faggot trannies try to touch me" rant. But he really doesn't do that anymore either. Easy and safe way to make content for losers.
I agree we need a dedicated spot for cobes since he's a very large lolcow now. But not for the gay reason or "selling point to reddit refugees" but to keep things more on topic and not have faggots spamming fake bullshit here.

Redditards can swallow a whole bottle of sleep aids for all I care
 
I wake up and you guys are still replying to the most extremely obvious bait from MDWU fucking stop man. Stop. You know it's bait. I know it's bait. STOP.
Pretty sure they got threadbanned seeing as they quit negative reacting to literally every reply to them that's against them, and that they disappeared from the thread.

And if they aren't they should be for shitting up the thread with their low quality reddit bait
 
Pretty sure they got threadbanned seeing as they quit negative reacting to literally every reply to them that's against them, and that they disappeared from the thread.
Threadban make sense, but he's shitting up a bunch of other random threads and questions now. The guy is clearly a r/4chan tourist, the reddit takedown was his catalyst to come here for info but he can't help but try and start shit. Lurking is beyond nu-4chanddit.
 
Just as predicted, this next morning she's not single, Josh is her boyfriend, she should be alright etc. in her newest bathstream
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She loves him for all he does for her blabla
Yeah it will not be over unless he ends it. The “breakup” was for attention. This is going to happen a lot. Josh puts up with it to have the status of a “girlfriend” to stick it to his haters. He’d drop her immediately if someone better came along.
 
Out of all the lolcows to replace Chris as "most discussed", I was really hoping it wouldn't be Cobra. He's perfect in his ecosystem, but now faggot youtubers and tik tok people are driving so much traffic to Cobes. And like it or not, he's probably the #1 lolcow. Where it used to be that even some normies knew Chris, we'll now see the same happen with Cobes. We're gonna see a lot more zoomies and glass tappers with eyes on Cobes, because he's a "safe" lolcow. You can show dank food hack videos to your mother in law, and post about em. The most dangerous cobes gets is when he goes on a "faggot trannies try to touch me" rant. But he really doesn't do that anymore either. Easy and safe way to make content for losers.
Trying to be optimistic here: The nice thing with Cobes is that his content is pretty slow-moving for the most part. There's a good chance once he settles into his new place he'll be back to thought looping about gender relayshuns, maybe a new dry spell loop if NAL fucks off. Having regular updates keeps people invested since they're all conditioned by the YouTube and TikTok algos, which imo is part of why Larson has such a rabid "fan" base.
He also doesn't respond to things that aren't physical in the same way NAL, Chris, or Daniel respond to. If you try to text him and catfish him, he'll mostly just ignore it. If you text him something rude, you might get an angry TTS back. The bar for actually pissing him off seems higher than most reddit tards and tiktok zoomers are willing to put in. Casper is also a lot more out of the way than where Chris or Dan live(d), so the risk that people actually show up irl to tap the glass is lower.
But I digress
 
Well, you can just buy them on ebay, even customized. I do not approve of people sending him things. I'm just saying if he really wanted one he could get it.
Pretty sure you have to apply for the plaque yourself once you hit the milestones. Are we confident the few neurons firing in his boglim mind would know to do that?
 
I swear eveytime I look at this bitch Jessica she reminds me of the spitter from Left 4 Dead.
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Trying to be optimistic here: The nice thing with Cobes is that his content is pretty slow-moving for the most part. There's a good chance once he settles into his new place he'll be back to thought looping about gender relayshuns, maybe a new dry spell loop if NAL fucks off. Having regular updates keeps people invested since they're all conditioned by the YouTube and TikTok algos, which imo is part of why Larson has such a rabid "fan" base.
He also doesn't respond to things that aren't physical in the same way NAL, Chris, or Daniel respond to. If you try to text him and catfish him, he'll mostly just ignore it. If you text him something rude, you might get an angry TTS back. The bar for actually pissing him off seems higher than most reddit tards and tiktok zoomers are willing to put in. Casper is also a lot more out of the way than where Chris or Dan live(d), so the risk that people actually show up irl to tap the glass is lower.
But I digress
I want to be optimistic but he can’t even go live without it getting interrupted by cops, DoorDash, or whatever else they send. The new blood largely don’t get bored and leave like we hope. They get bored and try to “create content”. Where before when Cobes is in a gender relations loop live stream we’d roll our eyes and all go “oh brother not this again”. Nowadays people go “This is boring! I know, I’ll call Casper P.D. And tell them he’s drunk and waving a gun around!”
 
He’d drop her immediately if someone better came along.
The methwhores at halfway houses don’t realize what an incredible Free meal ticket awaits them. Food hacks, mead, all the marijuana you can eat.
Even null is going to step in as daddy moneypenny and there won’t be any risk of eviction or else null would have to do the evicting, and after the chris drama that’s too much
 
I agree we need a dedicated spot for cobes since he's a very large lolcow now. But not for the gay reason or "selling point to reddit refugees" but to keep things more on topic and not have faggots spamming fake bullshit here.

Redditards can swallow a whole bottle of sleep aids for all I care
One thing I really liked about watching Chantal back in the day was going to Beauty Parlor chat where the nice women there would type the meanest and funniest shit in all caps. Since NAL is always going live I feel like the chat could have the same experience with more 'TWUs' and 'Fuck Sickos'. Honestly this whole crossover between the Cobraverse and Gorlworld is something I never knew I always wanted.
 
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