Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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T-Ter said:
Forgive me for sounding like a newfag, but is there any bog lore on why reddit calls him "Jerp/Jorp"? Or is it just standard braindead redditor humor of "herp derp" level shit?
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It comes from his chicken scratch on wand certificates. His name is hard to read and often looks as if it says names other than Josh, such as Jorp. So they started calling him by the name it looked as if he signed his certificates of authenticity with. I digress... Twu
 
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bonified retard said:
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"Jorh Samdero"
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And, of course, the legend itself:
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"Jorh Samdero"
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Even Clint massively overvalued that ashtray, damn. Cobra paid $40 for that piece of shit.
 
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Jobama said:
I see Satie had his own dry spell, cobra lair, and also was an alchoholic .

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With piano skills like that he should have been swimming in pussy! I guess it was just because of the double standards women in Paris have.
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Maybe he actually is the reincarnation of a classical composer, just not Beethoven like he thought.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
NAL has quit, lol
Apparently she does this a lot, according to JM. Like a girl Cyraxx.
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Messica is such a bottom-feeding lolcow gadfly. Christ sake this mongoloid just loves glomming onto anything that will get her homely ass attention.
The fact anyone is showing her even a crumb of attention is probably making her moist. NAL freaking out and shitting herself reeing isn't really a flex, anyone could do that shit Messica not special and she is touching so much shit she found Pamperchu. .
 
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Xenomorph said:
Messica is such a bottom-feeding lolcow gadfly. Christ sake this mongoloid just loves glomming onto anything that will get her homely ass attention.
The fact anyone is showing her even a crumb of attention is probably making her moist. NAL freaking out and shitting herself reeing isn't really a flex, anyone could do that shit Messica not special and she is touching so much shit she found Pamperchu. .
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On the other hand, who else is covering her?
I tried watching that Auntie Jessie person, and it was just awful. Bitch had her discord notifications on during the stream, and they were nonstop. And she was talking to people without muting herself on the stream, so it just seemed like she was having conversations with herself. Just annoying shit.

JM might suck, but she's been the lesser of the evils.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
I will model this, if someone wants to print it. I just need some good side shots of his head. I think I have a roman emporer toga template, too, from a Cyraxx sculpt.
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alright, I think I'm going with this as my final-ish sculpt, unless there's a boglim phrenologist who can point me to the right bumps
I want him to look like a sick Greek bust, but...like he's telling troles to suck a fart out of his ass
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Pretty good doodt! It needs a bit more purse to the lips. They might even need to be bigger. His head also needs a bit more peanutting. I think the missing glasses and hat are really putting the boy into uncanny valley.

Idk if you have seen it, but here is his mugshot from page 713ish.
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I want the finished models. I have a sick idea for a bogcrow toobz.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
On the other hand, who else is covering her?
I tried watching that Auntie Jessie person, and it was just awful. Bitch had her discord notifications on during the stream, and they were nonstop. And she was talking to people without muting herself on the stream, so it just seemed like she was having conversations with herself. Just annoying shit.

JM might suck, but she's been the lesser of the evils.
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Maybe I am old school but I don't need a talking head telling me the same shit I can find out on my own. That's part of the fun!
I always found these lolcow commentators as cribnotes for the lolcow impaired. Especially the morons who NEED these people to react to something a cow did.

"oH i CaNt WaIt tILL _________________ rEaCtS tO diS!!!"

Holy FUCK those wine Moms need someone literal who to tell them how to feel about a cow in between their crotch goblin breast feedings
 
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Light-Blue Yoshi said:
Asked Suno to make this a while ago and probably listened to it 20 times since then
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Turned out amazing. As much as I love the double down loop it just can’t dethrone the papa John’s toppings loop and the greatest and most brain rotted loop. That one was just so fucking insane because he wasn’t even saying anything, he wasn’t talking about anything. Just a full almost 20 minutes of listing pizza toppings over and over and over.

Edit: dude fuck yeah shoutout to the dude that posted the full transcript somebody wrote of that video to r/copypasta and inadvertently preserving it from the sub destruction

“Papa John's, you provided the stuffed crust, you gave me the option to add alfredo sauce, and I took it.”

-up. *gets pizza* What's up? Check thaaat out. Extra cheese, extra bacon, onions, jalapenos, stuffed crust pizza. Got a large stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese, extra bacon, onions, jalapenos, and anchovies. Yes. *slurps garlic butter* You heard that right folks, extra cheese, extra bacon, anchovies, jalapenos, onions, on a large stuffed crust pizza. *slurp* Mmm. Got a two liter of Mountain Dew to go with it, the King Cobra special at Papa John's. Large, stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, anchovies, onions, extra cheese, extra bacon. I asked for two cups of garlic butter but they hooked your boy up with three so I was like "yes." *slurp* Oof. So I got a large Papa John's pizza; stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon, anchovies, onions, jalapenos. Yes. Look at that, YouTube. You know you want some of that goodness. Large -- large stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon -- shit. Jalapenos, onions, anchovies, on a large stuffed crust, extra cheese, extra bacon, smothered in garlic butter. Let's quit talking about it and qu-- quit talking about it and start being about it, yes. Goddamn pizza fucked me over, hold up. Got the alfredo sauce. The pizza I ordered from... the pizza I ordered from Papa John's is delicious. Alfredo sauce, got a stuffed crust extra large pizza. Extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions... anchovies... anchovies, jalapenos, onions, extra bacon, extra cheese, anchovies, like I said... mmm. This is my go-to special at Papa John's. Large stuffed crust pizza with anchovies -- jalapenos, onions, extra bacon. Extra cheese. Extra... extra bestest pizza here. Papa John's epic stuffed crust pizza. A large stuffed crust pizza, anchovies, jalapenos, onions, extra bacon, extra cheese on alfredo sauce. Got an epic stuffed crust pizza. Three cups of garlic butter. The jalapenos, the onions, providing that pop for that cheese. The extra cheese and the bac-- extra bacon. This pizza's delicious. Three cups of garlic butter on top. Two is more than plenty. Yes. *slurp, slurp, slurp* Garlic white butter alfredo sauce, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies, on a large stuffed crust cheese pizza with garlic butter smeared on top, yes. That is delicious. Large stuffed crust pizza, anchovies, jalapenos, onions, extra cheese, extra bacon, garlic butter, jalapenos on top. Oh, that's good. Mm. This stuffed crust pizza, Papa John's. So good. Large stuffed crust extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, anchovies, onions, on a large stuffed crust pizza with extra cheese, and alfredo sauce. Smeared by two to three garlic butter cups on top. And you got the Papa John's Cobra special. So good. I'll be doing a food hack... when... I'm done with this pizza. Which won't be long. Mm. Large stuffed crust pizza... alfredo sauce, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies, on that stuffed crust action, smeared in garlic butter. Yes. Mmm. That alfredo sauce on top of the pizza is where it's at. Papa John's, you provided the stuffed crust, you gave me the option to add alfredo sauce, and I took it. A large alfredo sauce stuffed crust pizza, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies. Mm. Smeared with three cups of garlic butter, I asked for two but ya'll gave me an extra one, I appreciate that. Oh, that's good. The jalapeno on this pizza... provided a nice spicy bite. Oh, that's good pizza. Large... stuffed crust pizza. Extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, anchovies, alfredo sauce. That is the ultimate... That is the ultimate pizza from Papa John's. About to grab another slice. Fuckin' ridiculous. *slurp* This pizza... Alfredo sauce on point. Now... Papa John's is not a sponsor, buuuut, for this King Cobra custom... Papa John's pizza... ya'll are fucking dank on this dude, like this... is what I would order from Papa John's again if I was ordering their pizza. Large stuffed crust pizza with alfredo sauce, extra cheese, extra bacon, jalapenos, onions, yes. Extra bacon, extra cheese, jalapenos, onions, stuffed crust cheese. Oh, this is good. Hmm. Large stuffed crust... from... Papa John's. That large stuffed crust gotta have alfredo sauce, bacon... extra bacon, extra cheese, jalapenos, onions. Garlic butter. You're a fan of King Cobra, you gotta try this pizza. If you don't got Papa John's in your area I'm sorry to hear it. Please excuse the house flies. I've had my fuckin' window open all day. This isn't just stuffed crust, this is epic... this is Papa John's epic stuffed crust. Oh my god, YouTube. Large stuffed crust with chicken alfredo sauce. Extra bacon, extra cheese... jalapenos, onions. You've heard me-- you've heard me repeat this several times, buuut the pizza that I ordered from Papa John's is beyond dank. Would I order this exact pizza again, absolutely. Like, that Papa John's pizza is exactly what I would order if I was at their establishment, and I'm happy with the purchase. Eeeyes, to toast off the evening... *sound of fly buzzing past microphone* cheers. *fly buzzes by once again* Don't have to have alcohol to have a good time. Although I've got plenty in my fridge, heh heh, yes. Catch you laters, thanks for watching.
 
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8mm Cunningham said:
Pretty good doodt! It needs a bit more purse to the lips. They might even need to be bigger. His head also needs a bit more peanutting. I think the missing glasses and hat are really putting the boy into uncanny valley.

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I want the finished models. I have a sick idea for a bogcrow toobz.
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I've got them in my ref pile, but thank you for the higher quality doodt!

Here's a short tutorial for kiwis at home:
So, I'm going to assume anyone reading this has the basics down for using Blender. I'm using Blender 4, if that makes any difference. More importantly, I'm using the FaceBuilder addon.
Make a new file, open up a new head, and you'll have a basic head.
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Click that "Add Images" button to add multiple reference images. Get lots of angles! And try to get high quality pictures!
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They'll be imported in a little sidebar. Click one to see it instantly pop up as a background image for your head.

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Now, click "Auto Align"...
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Cool, most of her face is set up. Do this for the other reference images.
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Now, you'll go around and click-and-drag parts of the wireframe to try and line it up to parts of her face. It doesn't like necks, and it doesn't like her big Dumbo ears.
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But when you feel the mesh matches good enough in each view, click, "Back to 3D" to see the semi-finished head.
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Let's see if generating a texture from the reference images helps. Just click, "Create Texture."

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...yeah, that's her.
There you have it, toobz.
 
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What do you guys thinks is the big boys actual iq? Sometimes he doesn’t seem to stupid and then other times he acts so stupid I can’t believe it’s not a act
 
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