Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[3deadniggers]

It is not like moms go seeking wands for their autistic kids and end up on the trash made by retarded alcoholic from Wyoming.

Never been into a hippy store for middle age women to buy dragon ornaments and healing crystals have you?

 

[lottalove]

still has plenty of dudes desiring her.

Really?

Wow. Just... wow. Snitching on "her" man for doing something they did together. Real classy, toobz.

She's just trying to exert control over cobeson. Hopefully this is where his o.d.d. kicks in and boots her rancid ass back to the Walmart dumpster. Dumb slunty biatch.

Are any of us even slightly surprised Josh is doing duster?

Anybody think the hagraven is just throwing salt in Josh's game, talking out the side of her saggy neck, and lying?

I always thought Cobeson was buying the duster for himself. Maybe the weens sent it a couple times but as much as he was dusting requires dedication and $$.

I'd be pissed if I was Josh. If you gotta problem, talk to me. You're not in a relationship with my dad. Leave him out of it.

Fuck, I digress, sickos

The music was put over her voice to cover up the AI sounds. If it was real, then they would have just release the raw audio.

I agree. This has to be a fabrication/ AI generated. NAL doesn't sound like that. It sounds "sped up" and too chipper for her, too.
Who would be this "friend" releasing that audio. NAL has no friends.
Yes, she recently spoke of a new friend, for whom she cleaned house, who also took her shopping, but. No.

JM also has done shit like this before (making clips which could be real if you're not up to speed at that moment), which makes me lean to that conclusion even more.
If it's true, we will find out about it. Anyway.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

Never been into a hippy store for middle age women to buy dragon ornaments and healing crystals have you?

His wands are not that good. There are actual fucking artists making hippie shit also.
*Seriously write magic wand in Etzy and then tell me why the fuck people who buy Josh's wands buy them. It is because of Josh... I answer myself. Not because they are made of real sticks found from yard and colored with real genuine spray paint.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I agree. This has to be a fabrication/ AI generated. NAL doesn't sound like that. It sounds "sped up" and too chipper for her, too.
Who would be this "friend" releasing that audio. NAL has no friends.

I don't know if it's AI or not, but NAL talks to any buddy troll who sends her money or compliments on IG. Personally it just sounds sped up for the video but otherwise like a normal, not-shitfaced-drunken-NAL. Either way, it's confirmed that Cobra absolutely does duster, and the details are correct. If he's on a panel and his camera is off, he's doing duster. It also makes your voice very deep, which is an infamous side effect of huffing inhalants as nitrous oxide and difluoroethane are much more dense than oxygen. Cobra was receiving it steadily from buddy trolls and was told how to order it, which isn't a very hard thing to do. You just place your order and it arrives at your doorstep, which is something he does every day.

 

[Captain Ahab]

If you’re jealous of a mentally retarded alcoholic who lives in a trailer park and spends his life passed out drunk in a smelly chair, it says more about you than him.

 

[Big Dogs Gonna Eat]

Cobra is able to use a piece of dangerous machinery to make his wands

He's capable of more than people think he is and using industrial power tools proved it.

Have you actually seen the videos of him using the lathe? I would not consider him able to use it. I think there's good reason he's only supposed to use it when Clints around. He does not look comfortable running the machine at all.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

archival tools
Have you actually seen the videos of him using the lathe? I would not consider him able to use it. I think there's good reason he's only supposed to use it when Clints around. He does not look comfortable running the machine at all.

That lathe would be above 5% odds in cause of death betting.
Seeing him reach over the damn rotating mangle machine to his camera, T-shirt sleeve almost touching ... It is scary stuff.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

That lathe would be above 5% odds in cause of death betting.
Seeing him reach over the damn rotating mangle machine to his camera, T-shirt sleeve almost touching ... It is scary stuff.

My favorite recent moment was drilling a hole in a bottle cap using a power drill, while holding the cap in the middle of his hand in front of the drill bit.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Based on Cobra’s previous employment at Wendy’s, one big factor that would keep him from holding down a job is his habitual tardiness. He’s capable of some things, but even with that, being late to work every single day is an easy way to get fired.

Additionally, the only types of jobs I can see him being qualified for would all be customer facing, and his lack of hygiene would give whatever place he’s working for a bad look. Cobes doesn’t bathe frequently enough, so it would annoy customers and his coworkers.

I could see Cobra getting a job at a local Walmart, but he’d have to really work on showing up on time and his hygiene. If he can’t do those two things, any job he does get won’t last long.

 

[Drive-By Comment]

My favorite recent moment was drilling a hole in a bottle cap using a power drill, while holding the cap in the middle of his hand in front of the drill bit.

Oh fuck I don't think I have seen that one. It is not like the boy wasn't clumsy enough for something to happen even if he did everything right.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Additionally, the only types of jobs I can see him being qualified for would all be customer facing, and his lack of hygiene would give whatever place he’s working for a bad look. Cobes doesn’t bathe frequently enough, so it would annoy customers and his coworkers.

If he addressed those other issues you mentioned he could easily be a janitor or some other manual labor position that doesn't involve dealing with customers. Working as a janny is really not a bad deal, it can be hard work but it's predictable. You'll get more opportunities to smoke during the day if it involves outside work too.

Oh fuck I don't think I have seen that one. It is not like the boy wasn't clumsy enough for something to happen even if he did everything right.

10:58 and on. I really don't know what Clint is thinking letting him own power tools and (formerly) a blowtorch but I guess there's nothing he can really do.

 

[Fortyone]

Everyone is complaining about the new camera setup (rightfully so, it sucks) but what I really hate about the new place is the sloped ceiling. That combined with the cheap ass cabinets makes it look like the most desperate and depressing low income shithole I've ever seen.

Most of the trailers I've seen, even the single wide ones, usually have a normal ceiling and look way nicer, cobes got the lowest quality trash possible.

I hope he gets an apartment again some day

 

[JambledUpWords]

If he addressed those other issues you mentioned he could easily be a janitor or some other manual labor position that doesn't involve dealing with customers. Working as a janny is really not a bad deal, it can be hard work but it's predictable. You'll get more opportunities to smoke during the day if it involves outside work too.

If he can’t keep his own space clean, I highly doubt a job centered around cleaning would be a good idea. I could also see him playing around with the harsh chemicals to try and make combinations with them, then accidentally creating something toxic. He’d need to be under regular supervision to clean properly. At least stacking shelves wouldn’t give him the opportunity to screw anything up beyond accidentally putting a product in the wrong place.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

If he can’t keep his own space clean, I highly doubt a job centered around cleaning would be a good idea. I could also see him playing around with the harsh chemicals to try and make combinations with them, then accidentally creating something toxic. He’d need to be under regular supervision to clean properly. At least stacking shelves wouldn’t give him the opportunity to screw anything up beyond accidentally putting a product in the wrong place.

There are a lot of mentally disabled people working in janitorial positions so I wouldn't be too concerned about that by itself, but I would be concerned about him trying to huff or get high off cleaning chemicals and poisoning his damn self as a result. Or showing up drunk.

 

[mydadtucksmeinmysleep]

I don’t mean to be a trole but Cobes should get into jenkem. Just to try it once.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

JM also has done shit like this before (making clips which could be real if you're not up to speed at that moment), which makes me lean to that conclusion even more.
If it's true, we will find out about it. Anyway.

"You're not even the real Jessica, doodt. Get hidden from my channel".

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I don’t mean to be a trole but Cobes should get into jenkem. Just to try it once.

"Aww, dude, no I did not just open it and spill it all over my carpet!"

'Oh fuck dude, it smeared all over the side"

 

[bonified retard]

First day back from her ban. Love to see it.
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Already unbanned, and still has a subscriber button somehow. Hate to see it.

Edit: banned again lol

 

[Drive-By Comment]

"Aww, dude, no I did not just open it and spill it all over my carpet!"

'Oh fuck dude, it smeared all over the side"

Oh shit that surströmming video is gold.
But yeah that is probably what would happen. Turning the shit on it's side with lid open to show to fans what it looks like.

 

[Slim Boglim]

If it wasn't a retarded person I'd be kind of annoyed sure. But it's a dude who food hacks upwards of $60 on mash taters. If anything he's stimulating the economy lmao

He’s even said that himself when he got his stimulus check. Can’t find the video (probably chillin) but he sits down with a pizza he ordered and smugly says “stimulatin’ that economy”. Say what you will he isn’t saving any money, every cent he gets put into local Casper businesses