Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Molly Millions said:
This is what I have. Apparently Cobra tried to masturbate onto NAL? She was jerking him after he pulled it out?

Honestly pretty sicko behavior

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In Cobra's defense, if he whips out the hog with an of-age, live woman and what happens after is a jack off, that is a consensual handy. There's a lot of steps inbetween pulling out the hog and Jessica wrapping her hands around it that can end with "No thank you" and said handy not occuring. This woman's got a big ass mouth and she's not afraid of confrontation so I can't believe that "No I don't want to whack your chewed up dog toy" is something she's incapable of saying.

This was a unanimous, consensual hog tug and if she didn’t want semen on her she can point it in many different directions that don’t point directly in her mouth and/or eyes. Any time i’ve nutted on a lady they’ve never been surprised by said nut going exactly where they’re pointing the dick. Shes the kinda person that takes out the ketchup bottle, shoots it into the bath tub and wonders why it didn’t land on her burger in the kitchen. If I lived with someone that stupid for 10 minutes I’d lose my shit on them too.

I dunno she’s just a nutty shit-rat. Cobras had some weird hog-pulling-out situations before but I fully stand behind this gothic bad boy. This was non-sicko behaviour, Jessica is in fact the sicko.
 
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bookers said:
did anyone actually watch this.
i tried to but i just cant stand this fucking guy
if you did watch it maybe give a tldr
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tldr he's big scared of more audio being released, says he needs NAL and Josh to prove they're in Casper together, on a Livestream. Admits he paid for the third trip, says he wanted content, and to give them a chance to work it out in-person.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
tldr he's big scared of more audio being released, says he needs NAL and Josh to prove they're in Casper together, on a Livestream. Admits he paid for the third trip, says he wanted content, and to give them a chance to work it out in-person.
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Thanks. I listened to a lil more and he seems like he's not a trole, and thought he was doing the right thing.
And that he told Josh he could kick her out at any time and he pay for a return flight.
So I guess I don't hate that.
 
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She is live on Instagram with Cobra in the background
 
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SHES HOLDING SHAUN HOSTAGE
im watchin now ill update if smth happens
they seem to be arguing that shes going live (she said shes been live for like an hour)
NAL is saying she is not someone who dances and goes live for whenever people want
I guess cobes is upset shes streaming?

She's telling Josh that she hates how the troles are so mean to him and both her.
"they want content because we think we're a joke?? you should put on a bjork song! What did you do Josh??? I told you i was live earlier i told you"

"YOU DID NOT TELL ME I WAS LIVE YOU LYING SACK OF CRAP I TOLD YOU" -cobes

He's yelling at her for being live and hes saying she didnt tell him she was live.
and hes yelling back at her no you didnt.

stream is now muted but still going.

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no idea how but shon somehow got transported to the top shelf with the bottles lmbo

update phone is on ground and muted
ominous
pray for our boy
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Ponzo said:
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Someone with an IG account, please archive this.

Also, zero sympathy for anything that happens to Cobes after this. What a lying, weak-willed sack of shit.

Yeah, I'm MATI. I actually thought even Cobes couldn't be this retarded. I thought NAL was there and that they had met up but I was still holding out hope that somehow he wouldn't let her in. Then we get that suspicious overdrafted account stream (because he paid for her hotel, probably) and then the sus as fuck broken phone stream and now this. Fucking hell Cobes.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
Yes, Cobes, call her a slag. Go off King.
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I love my boy Cobra but he is a fucking retard for letting her back into his life and into his home after she got him evicted, said he physically abused her and he’s obsessed with whacking it to underage girls.

I’m sorry m’boy but you’ve willingly let the demon back in after unforgivable crimes. You get everything you deserve.

Shon, however, is an innocent party to this mess and he will forever have my sympathy for this rank abuse he’s suffering.
 
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