Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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Gotta be careful with that, alcohol lowers your body temperature while making you 'feel' warmer, you can accidentally develop hypothermia passed out in the Dead Dog Chair upside down in a snowbank.
I knew it at the time. I was being careful, I’d head in every hour and a half or so.

Makes you think though if Cobra decides to not be a shut in and get all fuckin twisted this holiday season, I hope he doesn’t die from passing out in some snow drift.
 
Need to get Darflinny to make cobra a sword. Or maybe a battle axe.
Safer than a gun but could also be used to slay any evil bogwitches that show up at the trailer
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King Cobra for King Cobra simple as
 
Oh my god could you imagine him walking around wearing this like a samurai, smoking his pipe, wearing his fucking hat and his little ozzy ozbourne glasses. Im retarded and I was as autistic as he is when I was a teenager so I know theres a chance he would wear it. Trolls should get him cool shit like this instead of handles of Burnetts.
 
How long before our boy starts drinking mouthwash and claims it’s healthy?
Won't happen because as far as I'm aware, mouthwash doesn't have alcohol in these days. But I won't be shocked or surprised when he starts doing substitutes to his regular alcohol, we've already seen him huff cologne. I also won't be shocked or surprised if he starts doing X because a troll told him it'll get him shitfaced.
How did I not know m'lord was producing such fine garments. Also is he not making wands anymore I need stocking stuffers for my family.
He hasn't made juans in years at this point and the 500 dollar commission people have been talking about hasn't seen the light of day, the poor woman who paid 500 dollars for a Cobra wand is at most getting the knife NAL sent back (at 7:27) after she put it in her cooch.
 
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Lookin' like at least 4, 'toobz. Did he already finish the bag?
Christ he's completely sloshed in this video. The drink sneeze at the end was just perfect though. He must have polished that drink off and passed out hard. It's sort of a let down that we aren't getting these highly intoxicated moments of Cobes on livestreams anymore. Anyone know why that might be? It's been over 2 weeks since the last stream.
 
Christ he's completely sloshed in this video. The drink sneeze at the end was just perfect though. He must have polished that drink off and passed out hard. It's sort of a let down that we aren't getting these highly intoxicated moments of Cobes on livestreams anymore. Anyone know why that might be? It's been over 2 weeks since the last stream.
After that blackout livestream sometime in December I think right before he lost the apartment I think clint had a talk with him about getting too drunk on livestream. In that live he got so drunk he fell down and hit his head.
 
Oh my god could you imagine him walking around wearing this like a samurai, smoking his pipe, wearing his fucking hat and his little ozzy ozbourne glasses. Im retarded and I was as autistic as he is when I was a teenager so I know theres a chance he would wear it. Trolls should get him cool shit like this instead of handles of Burnetts.
This would somehow loop back around and make him look like the coolest motherfucker alive
 
After that blackout livestream sometime in December I think right before he lost the apartment I think clint had a talk with him about getting too drunk on livestream. In that live he got so drunk he fell down and hit his head.

Well, now when he takes a tumble and knocks himself out it won’t be so embarrassing!

When you think about it, that is literally only reason to tell him no drunk livestreams — beyond obvious swatting attempts
 
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