Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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The best part is he's tried about ten different varieties of can openers, even the retard-proof ones and still hasn't figured it out.
Maybe he should quit buying any food that comes in a can unless it's a pop top.....oh wait, he'd probably break the poppin' ring off more often than not.
 
Maybe he should quit buying any food that comes in a can unless it's a pop top.....oh wait, he'd probably break the poppin' ring off more often than not.
He won't because the most disgusting ingredients often come in a can (pig brains, pig feet, etc) and our boy needs to eat outlandish animal parts to keep up the gothic bad boy image
 
Wonder when the prion disease will start to kick in, if that hasn't happened already
To quote:
Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease is marked by changes in mental abilities. Symptoms get worse quickly, usually within several weeks to a few months. Early symptoms include:
You can't get BOVINE spongiform encephalopathy from a PIG. (Squirrel brains are sometimes a cause.)

The real problem:
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I wish Josh would incorporate more of his weird food combos like the days of old. Now his idea of a "food hack" is a customized fast food burger or pizza. Boy is getting soft. He quit the anchovies for stuffed crust and is wondering why hes getting doughy.

A prion disease might be just the ticket. They are mis-folded proteins, in his Mr. Burns syndrome the folded proteins might just bridge the gaps between some of the brain holes
 
You can't get BOVINE spongiform encephalopathy from a PIG. (Squirrel brains are sometimes a cause.)

The real problem:
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I work with an afghan guy that adores goat brains scrambled with eggs; eats that shit almost every single day for lunch. If the cholesterol amount is anywhere near what those pig brains are his heart has to be screeching for mercy.
Leave brains for tanning hides, I say.
Holy fuck are brains just pure cholesterol or is that shit processed ridiculously
Something like 20% of all your cholesterol is in your brain.


WHAT THE FUCK IS UP YOUT00B WE GOT OURSELVES A DRINK COMBO BITESIZE IS LIVE!
 
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Holy fuck are brains just pure cholesterol or is that shit processed ridiculously
I just looked it up. Apparently it's all found in the brain cell membranes. Any positive nutrition that eating animal brains offers seems to be counteracted by the insanely high cholesterol content.

Cobra's diet is making me dust off my high school biology.
 
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