🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

He has never been this Nurglesque before.
He's in his Randy era as he cycles through every TPB character. He's gutmaxxing, he's bloat-pilled, very cheeseburger foward.
Also, is cobes trying to make a Jaffar beard thing or what?
He can no longer grow a devil lock on his head, so he grows one on his chin.
Having a professional athlete hock cheeseburgers is so American that I'm willing to let it slide
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Wonder how these taste in a bowl of Jack Daniels.
 
Doesn't have Cobes' horrible spelling of any word above two syllables, comes unprompted with no long-winded 15-minute video where he gets hammered off some awful drink combo while talking about Walt, or any YouToob community post. This reeks of scam, and a scam of a man's funeral expenses no less.
EDIT: Huh. Maybe someone spellchecked the GFM for him?
 
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Doesn't have Cobes' horrible spelling of any letter above two syllables, comes unprompted with no long-winded 15-minute video where he gets hammered off some awful drink combo while talking about Walt, or any YouToob community post. This reeks of scam, and a scam of a man's funeral expenses no less.
"I've spent several thousand dollars... being patriotic..."
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The boy is moving fast and looks even greasier than before, as well as remarkably Chinese.

Jack Sandrett/Jock Sanduz II, TWU.

 
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Allegedly one of the troles in the Facebook group texted Josh asking why he didn't make a rip walt video yet and he had this to say. This was before he put up the gofundme.

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People are saying if you mention you're a fan he'll usually respond, lots of poop touchers are doing this.
 
Cobes needs to find out about ChatGPT.

“Hey, doodt type me up some real sad shit. Walt was a veteran and he didn’t need to be bothered by trolls … and … and how they need to leave Ellen alone. I don’t care she didn’t give me a chance, even though I’m a YouTube celerity.. ::belch:: Oh and that poor bitch Angie didn’t deserve this. Yeah, chapGT doodt, something like that…”
 
If it’s really him he definitely typed something up and had someone else make it more grammatically correct
Given Josh's new found love of AI slop it's entirely possible he had it written up via an AI prompt or more likely some paypig wrote it up and Josh just linked to it.
 
Do you really think Josh is out here using, "whom"?
No, I was being rhetorical, but I'm surprised to learn that it is legit. With that being said, Cobra uses talk-to-text for typing 99.9% of the time. He uses porkney or buddy trolls to set things up like this, so it was probably someone on his behalf.
 
Cobra's fundraiser has raised a walnut-wettening $6 more than Walt's family's fundraiser at the time of this post.
 
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