Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[A Greyhound in a Coat]

Hehehe "meat monster," I like that. It's a cronenberg looking wall made of Josh's face and a bunch of tentacle stuff/guts. I made the original collage and then fed it through an AI to get the faces to animate (surprisingly very few AIs will do more than 5 faces). It did a pretty damn good job, but I really don't want to have to use it again.

Reminds me of "The Shunt" from Society

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

if you report someone the IRS isn't going to tell you shit unless they somehow managed to find someone who works for the IRS in that case they're risking their job to troll some retard this fake and gay

And enormous federal civil and criminal penalties. This whole made-up story gave me a good laugh, I bet these ass clowns have no idea what a Form 1040 is, let alone a Form 14242.

Not to mention reporting fraud related to SSA programs is through a completely different agency. The IRS doesn't give a shit about that unless it involves FICA fraud.

 

[Candover]

Hehehe "meat monster," I like that. It's a cronenberg looking wall made of Josh's face and a bunch of tentacle stuff/guts. I made the original collage and then fed it through an AI to get the faces to animate (surprisingly very few AIs will do more than 5 faces). It did a pretty damn good job, but I really don't want to have to use it again.

Speaking of the stream, I didn't expect to see that short video I made actually appear on your stream. Caught me completely off guard and made me laugh my ass off. Amazing stream last night, Seizure. Almost 5 hours long too, what a beast.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Absolutely. They will time travel to collect their money. The IRS will run you over with a tank to collect a nickel.

Not if it's a miniscule amount. Unless Cobes is making 100k plus a year they won't even turn their heads at him.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

What kind of trole talks to the IRS toobz? No trole... No trole at all.
A whiny little a-log. What a reputation to leave behind.

 

[Candover]

Not sure what caused this. Someone must’ve slid paper under his door or ding-dong ditched him or something.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Without revealing too much, i've seen cases where millionaires haven't paid taxes for a decade and the IRS was considering not even investigating becuase to do so means they have to recreate your income from all your financials. So cobes making over his SSDI limit is not something they give a shit about. They have meth heads in casper trying to steal a dozen Social Security checks using dead people names or straight up robbing mailboxes. Then you have cobes, who gets SSDI and is actually retarded, but gets over the limit and immediately spends it on booze and slop from door-dash. The only way he will ever get investigated is if he actually wins the lottery -- which he doesn't even play.

I bet he's just having people knock on the trailer door and it sends his paranoia through the roof. I can see him in ten years (if he lives that long) developing serious mental issues over being fucked with all the time and thinking people are out to get him.

 

[transmissionzero]

I can see him in one year (if he lives that long)

FTFY

 

[Bigredfoxes]

Not sure what caused this. Someone must’ve slid paper under his door or ding-dong ditched him or something.

Facebook trolls texting him saying they’re going to ‘flip his trailer’. Calling it the ‘great Casper trailer flip’, scheduled for 19th of June.

I scrolled past the initial post “omg how funny would it be if we convinced him we’re going to flip his trailer”, they followed through and he believed it - I don’t know why I’m surprised at either of those outcomes.

I heard in the SR5000 that someone had all the banned channels videos archived, anyone know who? I’ve only been able to find pieces.

Eta screenshot of the initial post

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

Facebook trolls texting him saying they’re going to ‘flip his trailer’. Calling it the ‘great Casper trailer flip’, scheduled for 19th of June.

I scrolled past the initial post “omg how funny would it be if we convinced him we’re going to flip his trailer”, they followed through and he believed it - I don’t know why I’m surprised at either of those outcomes.

I heard in the SR5000 that someone had all the banned channels videos archived, anyone know who? I’ve only been able to find pieces.

Eta screenshot of the initial post

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Incredible how these retards will do this on their main account with pictures of them, their family, their address, where they work, etc. They make it so much easier to "phonebook" them, they literally give it up for free.

 

[Candover]

Facebook trolls texting him saying they’re going to ‘flip his trailer’. Calling it the ‘great Casper trailer flip’, scheduled for 19th of June.

I scrolled past the initial post “omg how funny would it be if we convinced him we’re going to flip his trailer”, they followed through and he believed it - I don’t know why I’m surprised at either of those outcomes.

I heard in the SR5000 that someone had all the banned channels videos archived, anyone know who? I’ve only been able to find pieces.

Eta screenshot of the initial post

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Scorpion has most of Josh’s content. Streams especially. I’m not sure if he has “all” of it though.

 

[Halloween23]

well at least if they flip it vertically he'll finally have his clocktower

 

[biggacracka]

well at least if they flip it vertically he'll finally have his clocktower

>they flip the trailer
>daddy dearest insured it for a value of 1 million
>Cobes keeps failing upwards and gets his clock tower mansion
You KNOW it can happen

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

"My troles are more pathetic than I am" is quickly becoming a self fulfilling prophecy.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

well at least if they flip it vertically he'll finally have his clocktower

"So the trolls flipped my trailer, and the next day the bell I sent Ozzy was returned to sender. My Dad is going to buy me some ladders so I can climb from my YouTube room to my bed room, which is now at the top of my brand new clock tower. I'm going to put the Ozzy bell on the roof and if the trolls come back they'll meet bad company. This time I'll see them coming haha yeessth"

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I am honestly getting annoyed watching him, which I know, is retarded. But it just seems like he is on that final walk to the grave. I had hoped something came along and kicked him up the behind to get him moving in a better direction in his life, or at least cut down on the drinking and god knows what else he is putting in his body. But he seems resigned to his fate, or is too stupid to see it coming up to him.

Shame really, as he is not a bad person, just a fuck wit a lot of times.

Whenever I find myself getting more annoyed with Cobra then finding him actually funny I take a 1 month break from the clip channels and this thread and come back totally refreshed. Same with when things get too repetitive for my liking. I just check out go watch another cow and come back later.

 

[Statix_Shark]

What a flaming faggot, with his wife and kid in plain view. No shade to the family, not their fault daddy dearest is an a-logging sperg.

Whenever I find myself getting more annoyed with Cobra then finding him actually funny I take a 1 month break from the clip channels and this thread and come back totally refreshed. Same with when things get too repetitive for my liking. I just check out go watch another cow and come back later.

Like any well-adjusted, sane person would do. But it seems like Cobes' biggest a-logs are incapable of touching grass. If they did, half of them wouldn't even consider fucking with him for "lulz".

 

[Tiggy Skibbles]

What a flaming faggot, with his wife and kid in plain view. No shade to the family, not their fault daddy dearest is an a-logging sperg.

Like any well-adjusted, sane person would do. But it seems like Cobes' biggest a-logs are incapable of touching grass. If they did, half of them wouldn't even consider fucking with him for "lulz".

Its a facebook comment. Thats it. Thats all.

I have no fucking clue what an alog means but I know reddit isnt some hive mind monster that took his channel down when the CKJFS sub got scrubbed over a year ago. IS there a super secret sub?! I asked before and got zilch for an answer. That's less than nada! And twice the less of zip! Is this a rig?

 

[anliteralidiot]

Its a facebook comment. Thats it. Thats all.

I have no fucking clue what an alog means but I know reddit isnt some hive mind monster that took his channel down when the CKJFS sub got scrubbed over a year ago. IS there a super secret sub?! I asked before and got zilch for an answer. That's less than nada! And twice the less of zip! Is this a rig?

Learn yourself, trole.

A-Logging, named after noted Chris-Chan critic Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto, is a term used to describe the act of overplaying or exaggerating the negative traits of someone lulzy at irrational levels. This often (but not always) includes expressing disproportionate levels of hatred for someone and/or wishing physical harm on them, usually for perceived "crimes" that they are "guilty" of. A-logging also typically involves comparing oneself to someone noticeably lulzy or dysfunctional, and claiming that they're not as incompetent as said lulzy person.

Facebook comments is alogging.

 

[Hennimore]

Bonus picture of the Light of God enveloping Josh's gourd: