Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

If you are interested in this specimens legacy, I highly recommend you watch The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia. Fun fact! There is a child in this doc that went on to murder someone over two dollars when they hit 20 and are now serving life in prison.
Oh, and a woman had her baby taken away cause she crushed and snorted oxy right after she gave birth on camera.

I’ve seen that too. I used to catch re-uploads of Derkie’s (the Boone County mating call guy) Facebook beg-a-thons on YouTube for a while too. They’re all so fucking insane it’s hard to put into words. I think Mamie may be my personal favorite besides Jesco.

 

[Tiggy Skibbles]

I’ve seen that too. I used to catch re-uploads of Derkie’s (the Boone County mating call guy) Facebook beg-a-thons on YouTube for a while too. They’re all so fucking insane it’s hard to put into words. I think Mamie may be my personal favorite besides Jesco.

I know one random daughter (of one of the sisters, idc enough to look them up) makes tiktoks showing off her millennial gray trailer with her new chicklet teeth

Ive known trailer park people as a kid, and I now live in an area where there are "luxury" trailer parks where a single wide is 3k a month. But im a yankee and dont know southern trash like this. I cant imagine talking about your favorite ways to get high in front of your child...
Gurl, hate yourself a little less!

 

[Chirico Cuvie]

If you are interested in this specimens legacy, I highly recommend you watch The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia. Fun fact! There is a child in this doc that went on to murder someone over two dollars when they hit 20 and are now serving life in prison (he premiers at around the 18 minute mark)
Oh, and a woman had her baby taken away cause she crushed and snorted oxy right after she gave birth on camera.

When i go to the pharmacy to get my scripts i always shake the bottles and say boone county mating call beause of that movie

 

[titty nigga]

My troles keep fuckin with me cause I'm an of-ager, with a bit of country crock and a pager and I'm sick of it doodt.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

You are right, money was refunded to everyone that donated. It got shut down by trolls. Who knows what would have happened if he got the money

I think it was refunded? Maybe I'm wrong

I thought so too, it would have been a whole new level of rock bottom even for Cobes and i think he really kinda cared for Angie and Walt, even though it originally started because of his stalker child behavior towards their daughter.

Personally i always enjoyed hanging out with veterans, helping them out and hearing their stories but i dont think Cobra had that kind of respect for them.

 

[Mr Sister]

Personally i always enjoyed hanging out with veterans, helping them out and hearing their stories but i dont think Cobra had that kind of respect for them.

The dude cries at the thought of the star spangled banner, he definitely does.

 

[squirrely dan]

The dude cries at the thought of the star spangled banner, he definitely does.

I think he says that he does, but he actually doesn't because they don't know the trauma of being harrassed by troles.

 

[titty nigga]

Personally i always enjoyed hanging out with veterans, helping them out and hearing their stories but i dont think Cobra had that kind of respect for them.

He used to go around Casper and hang out with all kinds of vagrant types, share booze with them and hear what they had to say. I think the one dude he used to get wasted with was a vet, at least he was flying a sign that said he was.

I'm pretty sure that's the same guy who said one of my favorite quotes from a side character in the cobraverse: "I go to jail. Every day. Where the fuck you at?" but I could be wrong.
Crazy how much things have changed for him.

 

[Merlin Manson]

Did he actually steal that money? Or was it just gaylord ops from the troles?

To the best of my knowledge he didn’t steal any of Walt’s GoFundMe money, therefore his penis remains attached to his body,

I don’t think he even intended to steal it, personally. I made a post closer to the time and said at most, he may have shaved a bit off the top but that’s just speculation and since the fundraiser was cancelled we will never find out.

No judgement off my shoes.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

The dude cries at the thought of the star spangled banner, he definitely does.

Boy crying doesn't necessarily mean anything deeper, he could start crying about everything when he's just the right amount of drunk. Drunken Cobra standard is either raw assburgers rage or crying like a woman.

He used to go around Casper and hang out with all kinds of vagrant types, share booze with them and hear what they had to say. I think the one dude he used to get wasted with was a vet, at least he was flying a sign that said he was.View attachment 7663448
I'm pretty sure that's the same guy who said one of my favorite quotes from a side character in the cobraverse: "I go to jail. Every day. Where the fuck you at?" but I could be wrong.
Crazy how much things have changed for him.

Those were the days dood, so many weird characters around and whacky shenanigans like bangin' a pregnant prostitute with your homeboy or your weird homeboys stabbing each other over pipe tobacco while you are outside.

To the best of my knowledge he didn’t steal any of Walt’s GoFundMe money, therefore his penis remains attached to his body,

I don’t think he even intended to steal it, personally. I made a post closer to the time and said at most, he may have shaved a bit off the top but that’s just speculation and since the fundraiser was cancelled we will never find out.

No judgement off my shoes.

I dont even know if its possible to take money out of GoPayPigMe before the goal has been reached, isn't it kind of retarded if its possible? System made for scamming.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

A bit from his latest responce where Cobes reveals that he thinks the Star of David is a pentagram (hail satan).

 

[CheesyBoy]

A bit from his latest responce where Cobes reveals that he thinks the Star of David is a pentagram (hail satan).
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Jews actually being Satanists is a hell of a conspiracy theory.

 

[Quandale Octavius Dingle]

He also hasn't realized that the upside down cross is the Saint Peter's cross. Not some edgelord satanic symbol.
Add on the keys to Heaven and you got a nice orthodox cathedral bell tower hanger toobz.

 

[Law]

Has Warlord made any progress with his "transition" yet? Last I saw him he was smashing some KFC Fried Breasts with Josh. Is he still just a dude with tits, beard and all still or is he making some form of effort to try to pass now?

Trans women don't owe you androgyny, trole. TWU!

But im a yankee and dont know southern trash like this. I cant imagine talking about your favorite ways to get high in front of your child

The Yankee equivalent is Willamantic, Troy, and parts of New Hampshire.

 

[NoosJunki]

A bit from his latest responce where Cobes reveals that he thinks the Star of David is a pentagram (hail satan).
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Boy gonna get his channel shut down for anti-Semitism because he can't count to six

 

[Judy's Baked Apple Pies]

Trans women don't owe you androgyny, trole. TWU!

The Yankee equivalent is Willamantic, Troy, and parts of New Hampshire.

You're right how dare I question this, BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

All you transphobic troles need to leave Sasha alone and stop misgendering her. She doesn't owe you feminity. She needs to be loved and respected. I hate transphobes as much as I love Ozzy and making food hacks TWU

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Jews are goth as fuck doodt TWU

 

[Merlin Manson]

I dont even know if its possible to take money out of GoPayPigMe before the goal has been reached, isn't it kind of retarded if its possible? System made for scamming.

I have no firsthand experience with GoBegMe however someone else who had experience advised that each donation is immediately deposited into the nominated account.

There is the vague theory that all of the donated money (about $470) actually was in Josh’s account at one point, before being charged back for the cancellation and refunds.

If he dipped into it, the refunds would’ve put him into the red which would explain his several meltdowns surrounding the event.

Remember him shouting at Porkney and calling her an asshole?

As long as people got their money back that’s the main thing. Fuck knows how that website operates.

Piss on Epstein’s grave.

 

[Law]

You're right how dare I question this, BEAUTIFUL WOMAN
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Here's the thing YouTube, Sasha still has less criminal charges and more femininity than several other trans women on this website, dood.

Jews are goth as fuck doodt TWU

Better not cover up that bald spot with a yarmulke BOY

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Ugh, I've been enjoying Cobra's mood recently.

Despite all the setbacks with SSI, phone, etc. He was slowly (okay impossibly sluggish even) creeping back into apartment wizard-form again -- showing some wit and humility here and there.

The recent doordashing that woke him from his Hyperboglim Time Chamber, brought out some deep, primordial PTSD from the NAL days or something. He might loop on this for a while. Boy is now paranoid even further against the world.

Truly some fuckery here was at hand, toobs.

Hyperboglim Time Chamber- incredible