Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[Kier Starmer]

I just tuned in but PPP is so happy bless him.

 

[Festivus]

There is no way he had tonsilitis for like 2 days and went back to streaming. It's an obvious lie. The truth is CoD Black Ops just came out and he wanted to play it, lol. Was obvious the moment he said "we'll take the next couple days off" and then PPP said they would do a Mersh show the next day, and Andy was SO not down.

He literally called in sick to work so he could play his new game. Which, I dunno, it's kinda lame but also kinda based.

I'm inclined to believe he didn't have tonsillitis but he was using an oral spray during the gaming segment so at the very least he was a little sick. Would be pretty retarded to medicate himself on stream if there was zero truth to it. Either way, content takes priority and if they needed prep time they needed prep time I guess.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Damn the UFO show sounds great

 

[Killing and Eating People]

The face of felt.

She straight up didn't know that alien photo was just a ps2 game cover



She thought this shit was real dawg

MELTDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Butwhythough2]

I enjoy these little schizo segments, it's that comfy Kino

 

[ditto]

Loved the UFO segment. Really hope as the sektaur players start to fade away they do more weird stuff like that and the scam marriage counselor. I don't think I can sit through another minute of dickers or the thorpes.

 

[Too Many Catgirls]

Rekieta banned paying fans from his Locals for asking if he would go on Kino Casino.

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Usually catching a ban from Locals is a serious thing. It happens so rarely. Leave it to Nick to kick out paying members over nothing.

What a moron.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

The truth is CoD Black Ops just came out and he wanted to play it

But Andy being a gigantic content cuck he didnt even stream it. If you want to do gaming content the bare minimum effort would be streaming new games when they come out. Gaming segments also have zero chance after too many hours of the proper show.

 

[Julius Caesar The 187th]

But Andy being a gigantic content cuck he didnt even stream it. If you want to do gaming content the bare minimum effort would be streaming new games when they come out. Gaming segments also have zero chance after too many hours of the proper show.

Remember Andy's own Kick channel? Why doesn't he use that instead for solo gaming streams?

I think a gaming stream on the main channel should involve PPP or else the third act of the show is not main channel material.

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

Mad Hatter PPP

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Okay I have to admit. This frame is inarguably, genuinely true kino. Well done, boys.

 

[C. G. B. Spender]

Remember Andy's own Kick channel? Why doesn't he use that instead for solo gaming streams?

Would it work if they went the ROTC route of having kino casino + solo shows or videos? Idk if Andy can pull that many viewers without Asston.

 

[Festivus]

Remember Andy's own Kick channel? Why doesn't he use that instead for solo gaming streams?

I think a gaming stream on the main channel should involve PPP or else the third act of the show is not main channel material.

Probably because they took a month off and are trying to get the average watch-time for their show back up so it pops up on the main tab more often. There's a lot of things you can critique Andy about but he's always been fairly internet savvy. I've pointed out in the past that they could be double dipping and getting subs off of Andy's channel but I imagine they're trying to grow the KC brand as much as possible.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

Anyone who ever doubted PPP's abilities after this can never say anything ever again

Holy shit

That Asstonne Churchill segment was pretty good.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

The alien segment was great, nice change of pace to the usual stuff. I really hope they get that Steven guy on, he seems like an absolute hoot and I think he would fit in with flow of the show.

 

[zven666]

Have to say PPP doing the rekieta leaks was great, great show yesterday

 

[BigPeanut]

the Tim pool and Ethan van sciver segments are boring as fuck and terrible. Just because someone is a retarded grifter, which both of them are, doesn’t make them entertaining to follow or A-log.

Though all lolcows are retarded grifters (review tech, balldo) not all retarded grifters are lolcows, most are just boring scabs.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Just trying my damndest to felt Andy in light of the Kino Casino success.
Can he withstand it, ladies and gentlemen?

After The Kumite, Internet Bloodsports and so on, Andy had fallen off a bit and was live streaming from Florida around 2018-2019-ish.
He encountered a drunk, old tranny-looking woman.
He decided that she was to be the next Mrs Warski and made out with her.

You might notice Andy's purple hair at the time.
This was a purposeful choice in order to attract street walker Miami women.

Andy's sister Melanie had the same hair color at the time. Creepy sisterfucker much? WOOAH BUDDY!

Nudes were also obtained of Andy's sister, catfished by an anon from /cow/, much to Andy's dismay:

Spoiler: NSFW

As a small BY-THE-BY, the Sektur imageboard /cow/ held a Valentines Day contest at the time, encouraging anons to "tribute" pics of Andy's sister.

Spoiler: NSFW

Andy's supposed dick pic (this is unconfirmed, but leaked during a time where he was in every female fan's DMs... at least he's kinda well-endowed?)

Spoiler: NSFW

During the arc of Knoxville where Andy was set to fight fellow internet personality Tonkasaw, Andy was on top of the world, e-celeb-wise.
He had his eyes set on a greasy landwhale going by Pinecone Girl (I forgot her actual name, but maybe someone can enlighten us).
She'd traveled to Knoxville to meet up with Andy when he was set to take down fellow Sektur streamer Tonkasaw, as mentioned, and I suppose she was counting on Andy pounding away at her whale flesh.
She did get her wish, and Andy cheated on his then girlfriend Sinead (who lived in Ireland, but was visiting Canada all the time).

Here's Pinecone Girl:

Spoiler: NSFW

Sinead tweeting while Andy was plowing Pinecone Girl with attached meme:

That'll do until I collect more.

 

[dustnight]

Sinead tweeting while Andy was plowing Pinecone Girl with attached meme:

Anisa?

 

[urr13 account]

Andy's trash era is a well-known part of his lore culminating in aim aim aim. The only thing I got from this post is that you like his penis and his sisters nudes are alright, I'm not gonna fly to Portugal over them but they are alright all the same.

PPP checked kiwifarms mid-show last night so we should all be on our best behavior just incase he comes in here.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Great... now we'll have the Portuguese pencil vs the Masucci micro