Kirtaner / Aubrey Cottle - 420chan sysop, founder of anonymoose, 1337 hax0r, anti-goobergate and all around degenerate

[MirnaMinkoff]

un unrelated side shit, i was running a darknet drug marketplace on 420chan infrastructure for a while

You really are a pathetic grade A retard.

I always like to brag about the murders I committed once I’m convinced all the evidence has been eradicated. This way everyone knows how cool and criminal I am.

 

[Jang Joo]

any of the evidence relating to, well, that, is long gone, i'm only posting this because of the inevitable comedy such a revelation might cause

You should admit to the unironic, non-honeypot CP board too, I think that would be funny

 

[Cybertonia]

fun unrelated side shit, i was running a darknet drug marketplace on 420chan infrastructure for a while

any of the evidence relating to, well, that, is long gone, i'm only posting this because of the inevitable comedy such a revelation might cause

honestly was mind-numbing at times dealing with people's complaints while managing a criminal enterprise with nobody except spardot being aware

Kirt why is it all these years later and you're still this much of a fag?

 

[Sneedenhagen Chew]

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Rest easy knowing that the people that killed you are in prison. I’ll never forget watching pirated streams of shitty 2010s era WWE PPVs and annoying wrestlers on Twitter. For old times sake
>/woo/

I hope he gets sent to Maplehurst and gets put in the camel clutch, break the back, FUCK HIM in the ass and then he gonna be humble.

 

[laetiporus cincinnatus]

I keep telling her to move on already. I have no energy left for pointless circular arguments and I simply don't enable her meltdowns now.

She's IRL BFFs with my other ex, Libby, now, so *SHRUG*

Get ahold of Null or some global janny to get yourself a verified badge. I would say you are FAKE and GAY until you get verified, but let's be real here Kirt, you are a flaming homosexual either way.

 

[Mound Dweller]

fun unrelated side shit, i was running a darknet drug marketplace on 420chan infrastructure for a while

any of the evidence relating to, well, that, is long gone, i'm only posting this because of the inevitable comedy such a revelation might cause

honestly was mind-numbing at times dealing with people's complaints while managing a criminal enterprise with nobody except spardot being aware

So what drugs are you on that're making you feel the need to confess to crimes, does it make you hurt less to admit to it or do you just crave attention, whore?
Are the limbs attached to your legs still making you scream in agony btw.

 

[Justice Tony]

Get ahold of Null or some global janny to get yourself a verified badge. I would say you are FAKE and GAY until you get verified, but let's be real here Kirt, you are a flaming homosexual either way.

Honestly I think it's legit too. It's strange that he made an account with his name 4 years ago and didn't post but it wasn't like it was before he had a thread so...I think it's legit and he's just retarded.

 

[joebobmurphy]

Unless this dude provides a plausible sequence of events between the feds knocking down his door recently and posting here, I am assuming this is a fake.

 

[Matzo Nazi]

any of the evidence relating to, well, that, is long gone, i'm only posting this because of the inevitable comedy such a revelation might cause

Comedy was reading the /jenk/ board as a kid, you're just kinda pathetic now man. Don't you have a fed case against you? Lawyer too cheap to tell you to stay offline and not admit to other crimes? Dumbass.

 

[AnOminous]

Screaming retard screaming in agony. Hilarious.

 

[Shoresy]

fun unrelated side shit, i was running a darknet drug marketplace on 420chan infrastructure for a while

any of the evidence relating to, well, that, is long gone, i'm only posting this because of the inevitable comedy such a revelation might cause

honestly was mind-numbing at times dealing with people's complaints while managing a criminal enterprise with nobody except spardot being aware

nobody asked, titfucker

i also agree with the post below me, you're a major twat kirt

 

[Average Thulean Man]

honestly was mind-numbing at times dealing with people's complaints while managing a criminal enterprise with nobody except spardot being aware

I will never forgive you for ruining /wooo/ you deranged druggie faggot.

 

[Sneedenhagen Chew]

I miss the live trip report threads on /del/ and /psy/ personally, but /wooo/ was just a sideshow for me.

 

[Null]

@Kirtaner is registered with a verified @420chan.org email address.

 

[Matzo Nazi]

I miss the live trip report threads on /del/ and /psy/ personally, but /wooo/ was just a sideshow for me.

/del/ was great, especially stories of datura consumption. It was like drug themed creepypastas.

 

[AnOminous]

Imagine being a parent and naming your kid "Aubrey." Why not just name him "gigantic faggot born to suck cocks?"

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I just remembered I was permabanned from /wooo/ like 15 years ago for making fun of OmegaBR and he wrote a huge fucking essay in the ban message demanding I come on IRC and debate him about how actually he's a great mod and not a huge faggot. Kirt knew how to pick 'em.

 

[Cybertonia]

Imagine being a parent and naming your kid "Aubrey." Why not just name him "gigantic faggot born to suck cocks?"

Imagine being a parent, and then abandoning your kid to your BM while you scream on camera eating cheeseburgers on the floor.

I just remembered I was permabanned from /wooo/ like 15 years ago for making fun of OmegaBR and he wrote a huge fucking essay in the ban message demanding I come on IRC and debate him about how actually he's a great mod and not a huge faggot. Kirt knew how to pick 'em.

The last day I used 420chan was the day I got permabanned by DrWorm, because he banned everyone who posted in a thread shitting on him.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

From the OP

https://archive.vn/KWQCp

And here you are!

 

[Sammich]

any of the evidence relating to, well, that, is long gone, i'm only posting this because of the inevitable comedy such a revelation might cause

The comedy is what you turned your life into. The love of your life is getting her guts rearranged, your kid will forever be ashamed of his father, and your life will be a cautionary tale. You are a disgusting junkie limp dicked faggot.
and welcome to the farms.