Kiwi Farms tfw thread

[RI 360]

tfw you find the perfect victim to dox, and rape again and again and again.

 

[cypocryphy]

tfw only pretending I didn't like it.

 

[RI 360]

tfw I'm barb.

 

[drain]

Tfw you just want to rate someone's else existence "Islamic content" bc just the stickers dont do justice

 

[nice]

tfw you read a really funny post for the first time and so you go to rate it, but then you see the 'Undo Rating' text and realise that you've already rated it at some point

 

[RI 360]

tfw you now imagine your notifications as the HWNDU flag and by checking them you're capturing it.

 

[Lackadaisy]

tfw kf is the only community online you fit in

 

[Darndirty]

Tfw a muslim blows something up so you run to kiwifarms instead of a news site.

 

[DatBepisTho]

Tfw you realize you are and have always been the grumpy "hater."

 

[DZ 305]

Tfw you get downgraded to PepeMaster

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

tfw you post something you think is funny/noteworthy but after 48 hours it hasn't been rated or quoted.

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

tfw you can find your old avatars by putting your name in Google images

 

[Big Nasty]

Tfw when you're browsing the Beauty Parlor and start to feel strangely aroused.

 

[yasscat]

tfw you've ben gone for a month and have a shittonne of notifications to check

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

tfw you merge with shaved sheep to become Kiwifarms Incarnate.

 

[AnOminous]

In this thread post feels that are unique to KF.

tfw you're browsing on your phone and you try to rate something feels but your fingers are too fat from your sedentary lifestyle and you accidentally rate it islamic content instead.

It is never, ever wrong to rate a post on KF Islamic Content.

Ever.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Not really related to the Farms but

 

[The Dude]

TFW Chris uses his sock account to smugly accuse you of being married because he assumes "trolls" cannot find love and several other members show up to get your back and tell Chris he's wrong.

TFW said Chris smugness becomes a forum meme.

TFW your Right-wing sperging about welfare leeches triggers a Leftard member so much that she gets herself banhammered.

TFW never been quoted in the "Post of the Day" thread.

TFW Blart, but took it in good humor and have tried hard to overcome your reputation.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

>tfw one of your notifications is Vitriol quoting you and you immediately assume you fucked up

 

[The Dude]

TFW your insulting nickname for Phil's troon roommate/"girlfriend"/queer platonic whatever-the-fuck becomes one of the de facto nicknames for him on the forums.