KiwiFarms Divorce Thread

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While it isn't easy, sometimes it is nessasary for two Kiwis to part ways. Many pains can ensue afterwards, and they are hard to heal. This thread is for the ending of Kiwi relationships formed in the Kiwifarms Dating thread.

 

[Lou Bega]

This thread is for the ending of Kiwi relationships formed in the Kiwifarms Dating thread.

 

[#FreeRoss]

I wish my parents had divorced, tbh.

 

[Doktor Grimm]

Now this I can get behind. 20M, 5'6", 120lb. HMU if you want to become the first ever KF divorcee. Let's skip the boring stuff and go straight to dragging each other in the relationship threads (drunk texts not mandatory but certainly appreciated).

 

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I am regularly divorced from reality.

 

[Arlo Gunthrie]

I wish I could get divorced

 

[NeonFlux]

help, my girlfriend "rosy palms" divorced me. What should I do now?

 

[Pee Cola]

Divorce was the best thing to ever happen to ex-Mrs Pee and I. We get along so much better now, I'm one lucky bastard, and feel for almost everyone else who's ever divorced, as it seems like 99% of divorces get ugly.

 

[Crex Crex]

Divorce? Just kill your spouse and bury her/him on the side of the road.

 

[BradeRunna]

Marriage is for chumps.

 

[Hatoful Dandy]

help, my girlfriend "rosy palms" divorced me. What should I do now?

Get a hook.

 

[🔪Cold Steel Brand Rep🔪]

It's 2025 y'all I'm not marrying for love I'm marrying for divorce

 

[Administrator Flotsam]

Filthy humans may divorce but the trinity of Sneed, Feed and Seed will always stay together.

 

[Dan of Steel]

Some children of divorce like to act like it was traumatic and painful to go through and maybe it is depending on the circumstance but I could tell from a very young age my parents hated each other so it just seemed like a logical decision to be honest.