LARP as a ghetto nigger thread

[Red flaming panda]

 

[Thé au lait]

Hey hey people
Seth here

Yo nigga when we be gettin our "larp as joos n sheeeit" thread?

 

[Sneeds]

My hellcat can beat yo shit in a race. Shieeetttmane

 

[El President Camacho]

Punk ass bitch taking my Tyrone Jr outta skool. I'm finnin to beat her ass because my keed ant no ghetto nigga.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

*washes chicken with soap and bleach*
*covers in lawrys salt*
*cooks for 2 hours at 400 degrees F*
*douses in hot sauce*

Bone Apple Tit

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

O lawd chille! Y yew no telluh muh bout cha lil tred hyeah naw. Dun maik me git da hoze on yuh cuz ah will naw. O lawd it wuz sew scurry wehn massa wud punsh us fuh disobeyin. Ah sayd ah wud nawt git inn bed witim. Abslutly nawt chille. Lawd.

 

[LifeAlert]

Please, Mr. Officer! Please! Please! Please! I can't choke, I can't breathe Mr. Officer! Please! Please! My wrist, my wrist man. Okay, okay. I want to lay on the ground. I want to lay on the ground. I want to lay on the ground! I'm going down, going down, I'm going down. I know I can't breathe. I can't breathe. Let go of me man, I can't breathe. I can't breathe. Please, man. Please listen to me. I can't fucking breathe man. I can't fucking breathe. I can't breathe. I can't breathe. I can't breathe. I can't breathe. I can't breathe. Mama, mama, mama, mama. Mama, mama, mama. Mama, mama, mama. All right, all right. Oh my God. I can't believe this. I can't believe this. I can't believe this man. Mom, I love you. I love you. Tell my kids I love them. I'm dead. I can't breathe or nothing man. This cold blooded man. Ah-! Ah-Ah! Ah-Ah! Mama, I love you. I can't do nothing. My face is gone. I can't breathe man. Please! Please, let me stand. Please, man. My face is getting it bad. Please, I can't breathe. Please, man. Please man! Please, man! I can't breathe. I can't breathe. I can't breathe. Ah! I'll probably just die this way. I can't breathe. My face, it's skinned up. Man. I can't breathe. I can't breathe. Shit. I can't move. My knee, my neck. I'm through, through. I'm claustrophobic. My stomach hurts. My neck hurts. Everything hurts. I need some water or something, please. Please? I can't breathe officer. You're going to kill me, man. Come on, man. Oh, oh. I cannot breathe. I cannot breathe. Ah! They'll kill me. Ah! Ah! Please. Please. Please.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

AH KANT BREEF! AH KANT BREEF!
SAY HYIS NAYM

 

[ethanity]

Acting as a n-word even by text is actively -1 hping your brain, please preserve the few remaining braincells you have.

 

[Catboy Ranch]

sum y'all neda work on your writing skill

Bossmanjack sound like an FBA without even tryin

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

i raped you

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

Hey hey people
Seth here

*proceeds to review a game that's older than 80% of Zoomers*

 

[Monsieur Guillotine]

*feels threatened*
*proceeds to freestyle rap*

 

[Huh what?]

Help! Help! I can't swim!

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

A b c d.........I k n.......o p t z

 

[Mad At The Intranet]

nigga TF does dis shit say???? ion got no cash for no glasses dawg fr these niggas got me twisted like yall aint BELIEVE fr i cant read dis shiet

 

[Begemot]

You all should be ashamed of this racism....

 

[ChristSeVeN]

nigga TF does dis shit say???? ion got no cash for no glasses dawg fr these niggas got me twisted like yall aint BELIEVE fr i cant read dis shiet
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damn nigga the feds on yo ass nigga..,, free my nigga he dindo nuffin cuh

 

[Begemot]

Acting as a n-word even by text is actively -1 hping your brain, please preserve the few remaining braincells you have.

Racist!

 

[Preferred Penne]

i is be like enngh and den i da be da enngh