TGWTG Linkara / Lewis Lovhaug - HMMMMMMM? (Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang)

[Lmove]

Per book?

Here are the mentioning of rape by the narrator in the four books, I might be wrong as in a specific character keeps mentioning getting it. But I don't care enough to fact-check.

Spoiler: Angel Armour

Spoiler: Cassandra Conflict

Spoiler: Where The Heart Is

Spoiler: Yesterday Lulu

 

[Pizza Time]

I came here in hopes of finding something to jerk off to but I've got to say these are the worst, most unsatisfying "rape scenes" I've ever read.

 

[PhoBingas]

"Soon after the Order spread across Ai, the Church of St. Nal learned quickly of their religious opposition. Nal himself publicly declared that the Order was sacrilegious and full of heretics, and the Order responded by calling the Church a bunch of 'unclean demons in white robes.' Can you guess what happened after that point?"

The made-up words are starting to really bug me. Motherfucker thinks he's Tolkien levels of genius. So far Angel Armor seems pretty tame. Half way through chapter three I think and there haven't been any dead gay futa cockslut muppet gangbangs

 

[Ghostse]

I came here in hopes of finding something to jerk off to but I've got to say these are the worst, most unsatisfying "rape scenes" I've ever read.

Get a load of this amateur.

 

[Les Morfalous]

So let me get this straight:
>be nasty cock-slut
>write down your disgusting spank material
>autismos on the internet proceed to laugh at you for being a loser

So where does the "Profit" part come exactly?

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

Here are the mentioning of rape by the narrator in the four books, I might be wrong as in a specific character keeps mentioning getting it. But I don't care enough to fact-check.

Spoiler: Angel Armour

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Spoiler: Cassandra Conflict

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Spoiler: Where The Heart Is

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Spoiler: Yesterday Lulu

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Jesus, poor Indow gets into a lot of rape in these books.

#standwithindow

 

[Captain Manning]

Sooooo.... how soon before we see the companion thread to this in Take that off the Goddamn Internet?

@Secret Asshole we found you a new series to enjoy.

Please. I just got done telling @Secret Asshole he's not an asshole. He doesn't deserve this. I mean... nobody does, really.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

You're insane because you take pleasure at the suffering of others and drink Autas over the dead bodies of the innocent

You'd have to be pretty insane to drink autism, ngl

 

[Shield Breaker]

Sooooo.... how soon before we see the companion thread to this in Take that off the Goddamn Internet?



Please. I just got done telling @Secret Asshole he's not an asshole. He doesn't deserve this. I mean... nobody does, really.

It's his fault for having a wonderful way of reviewing things, that only gets better as the psychological pain increases.

 

[Ghostse]

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> medieval fantasy society
> bra and panties

"Well we haven't figured out medicine. Or running water. Or the horse-plow. Or mathematics....but check it out boys, I've been working on the really important shit and have finally cracked elastic and the underwire!"

"Praise the Linkara, I fucking love Alchemy."

 

[Near]

LET ME SAY THIS ONCE AGAIN
MY RAPE FANFIC IS ON NO SET SCHEDULE.
IT WILL BE DONE, WHEN IT'S DONE

 

[Jan Ciągwa]

I regret downloading this fucking trash

From "Cassandra Conflict"
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What did he mean by this?

He meant he was forced to read Brave New World at some point.

 

[Looney Troons]

This drivel really makes Tj Church’s abominations seem like masterpieces.

 

[ScatmansWorld]

Hey remember when Linkara and a bunch of other Channel Awesome members made a big stink about Doug Walker doing an implied rape joke in "To Boldly Flee"?

Just thought I'd bring it up again.

 

[JoshPlz]

I regret downloading this fucking trash

From "Cassandra Conflict"
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What did he mean by this?

In addition to the rape shit, there's also the usual awful fanfic tier writing:
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Wow, he is a pedo too.

 

[Captain Manning]

> medieval fantasy society
> bra and panties

"Well we haven't figured out medicine. Or running water. Or the horse-plow. Or mathematics....but check it out boys, I've been working on the really important shit and have finally cracked elastic and the underwire!"

"Praise the Linkara, I fucking love Alchemy."

Hey smartass. I'll have you know there is a magic bikini item in the Dragon Quest games that boosts the DEF rating of all female characters. He's clearly following weeaboo RPG conventions and trying to empower women. Gawd!

Magic bikini - Dragon Quest Wiki

dragon-quest.org

 

[PhoBingas]

Page 19 of this Abortion of a "novel" Angel Armor. Him and some slut are pulling some Hellen Keller shit hiding from great Value magic nazis in an attic.

"Get up! Into the attic, quickly!" Rain commanded. Louis complied and climbed up the ladder into the cramped and dusty attic. He had to crouch down as he crawled away from the spot where he had entered, seeing it quickly close behind him. There were small holes all over the floor, making it able for people to see down into them. He winced, feeling the wooden floor bend slightly from the 140 pounds he forced down on it. He looked over at his arm and smiled. The gauntlet was still on him, and in case Rain was in some kind of trouble, he'd be able to help her.

This shit is getting whacky, but not the good kind of whacky, like the Steven King mescaline abuse phase.

*Edit - It gets worse

And instantly, Louis drew up all the strength in his leg and slammed his foot into the space between the knight's legs. In essence, he just kicked the knight in the crotch. The knight's eyes went wide, his mouth gaping open but only light sounds escaped from it. Louis smiled; realizing his plan of desperation had worked. The knight began to shake lightly, and he dropped his sword to the ground. The knight brought his hands down to his crotch, suddenly screaming in pain as he fell over. "Such pain! I've never been in such agony!" He wailed.

Louis single-handedly saving the day with a well placed shot to the groin.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Hey remember when Linkara and a bunch of other Channel Awesome members made a big stink about Doug Walker doing an implied rape joke in "To Boldly Flee"?

Just thought I'd bring it up again.

Remember when Spoony got shit from ObscureLupa for making a rape joke on twitter which was the main thing that made him go on a downward spiral?

Channel Awesome had A LOT of backstabbers and hypocrites working at that site, it's no surprise that most of them, if not all of them, were fucked up in one way or another.

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

Remember when Spoony got shit from ObscureLupa for making a rape joke on twitter which was the main thing that made him go on a downward spiral?

Channel Awesome had A LOT of backstabbers and hypocrites working at that site, it's no surprise that most of them, if not all of them, were fucked up in one way or another.

Except Benzi and Guru Larry

 

[Coolio55]

This is what this topic has become:
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Considering we're mentioning this fucking comic; It's big brain time...

Has linkara written any scenes where a dog's arsehole gets tounged? Any beastiality at all?
C'mon people! We might get a double dip!