Little Caesars thread - PIZZA! PIZZA!

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Is Little Caesars pizza any good?

  • YES! YES!

    Votes: 59 25.0%

  • Yea, I guess.

    Votes: 80 33.9%

  • No. But at least I'd take it or leave it.

    Votes: 48 20.3%

  • No, they are not.

    Votes: 12 5.1%

  • FUCK NO!

    Votes: 21 8.9%

  • I have no strong feelings one way or another.

    Votes: 16 6.8%
  • Total voters
    236
ive seen some shit said:
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closest any pizza franchise has gotten to an antisemetic joke. so little ceasars is top tier.
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Well I'll say this, and say what you want about the quality of Little Caesars' food and all, but they do stand out among other pizza franchises, and that's that their marketing is more redpilled here.
 
I think what grosses me out more than the taste of Little Caesars is the caloric content. When I was a morbidly obese slob I would kill an entire Deep Dish Ultimate Supreme (3000+ calories), 2 orders of Stuffed Crazy Bread (950 calories per order) and a big bottle of coke. It must be all the oil and refined carbs that make it so calorie dense but I will acknowledge that they hire the top 'food artists' or whatever for their commercials.
 
Have we ever gotten Null’s opinion on Little Caesar’s? Has he released his rankings for chain pizza’s? He is the pizzameister, but does he only value Little Caesar’s for how affordable it is to feed it to fat women?
 
Sparkley said:
I think what grosses me out more than the taste of Little Caesars is the caloric content. When I was a morbidly obese slob I would kill an entire Deep Dish Ultimate Supreme (3000+ calories), 2 orders of Stuffed Crazy Bread (950 calories per order) and a big bottle of coke. It must be all the oil and refined carbs that make it so calorie dense but I will acknowledge that they hire the top 'food artists' or whatever for their commercials.
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Deep dish or Detroit or Sicilian style pizza crust is made by throwing down a generous amount of oil in the pan, putting a thick layer of dough on top, and then letting the crust literally fry in the oven. It is delicious, but there is a real reason why. I was pretty horrified the first time I saw it back when I worked at Pizza Hut in high school and then once I started making my own deep dish pizzas. It is straight away clear why they were such caloric nightmares. Best to order an oven fired pizza if you are looking to save some calories and still eat good. Veggie toppings, no extra cheese, lean meats, fresh herbs. These can still make an excellent pizza that isn't swimming in grease. If you have to eat LC, best to stick to the standard crust and then do veggie and lean toppings and maybe keep some balsamic reduction or arugula or fresh basil at home to throw on top to jazz it up. I do this even on LC if I have them available.
 
The crazy bread is pretty good but anything else from them makes me gag. Now that being said it still feels like it was dumped in a tub of oil but at least the taste is good. Can’t compare to the breadsticks at Pizza Hut though.
 
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finny said:
i work at a little ceasar's allow me to answer any and all questions you may have, just don't insult me for being employed here
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do they actually have ingredients?
I always figured it was like, bags of toppings, and prefrozen dough with cheese and sauce and shit already done and waiting to be baked
 
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You got me fucked up Little Sneedsars
 
You know, for the price I can’t really complain. It succeeds at what it needs to Also I love pizza with a lot of sauce in it. Every pizza I get there is sauced up, so it’s great.
 
I'll say this, the commercials are still fun to watch I guess. This mascot even has lore to it as he has his own family, and it just screams very bad Sunday comic strips of the mid-to-late 20th century. Also, he has his own fictional band.
 
I liked them for the fact that they'd just box up the pizza they were throwing out and keep them separated from the trash bags in the dumpster in my younger, broker years when a group of us in the neighborhood would be drinking.
 
Just discovered this thread and I already love it.

My take; I fucking love Little Caesars and I always have. As the fatass American that I am, I just can't bring myself to hate it. Their pizza is pretty good, especially for being extremely cheap. But the best thing on their menu undoubtedly is the Italian cheese bread. This shit is probably the closest thing to tasting heaven. If you're gonna eat at Little Caesars I gotta reccomend getting this.
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Of course little Ceasars isn't 10/10 peetzer but it's definitely not bad. By far the cheapest food to dollar meal I've come across. I fucking hate Domino's so if I ever go for a cheap nearby pizza I go with little Ceasars. Hell even their bottles of soda are cheap, and they carry manzanita sol (delicious Mexican apple soda that's hard to find.)
 
The Last Stand said:
Little Caesar's should consider selling their pizza in the frozen aisle. Hot and ready when YOU want it.
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On paper, this sounds like a pretty neat seller and should double the corporate sales. I could imagine walking to a local grocery store and actually buying a hot-and-ready frozen pizza and a frozen crazy bread.
 
It's good for the price. Well, it was until Biden fucked the country in the ass and everything went up in price. It's still the cheapest takeout and their buffalo ranch goes well with it. I usually hate any kind of ranch but theirs is one of few exceptions.
 
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