Liz Fong-Jones / Elliot William Fong / @lizthegrey - 'Consent accident' enjoyer, ex-Google employee, nepotistic sex pest, Robert Z'Dar look-alike who wants authority over the Internet

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I'm like ~70 pages behind on this thread and will probably need a week to catch up, but I wanted to pop in to share this in the meantime:

As you may remember, lolcow Yonah Bex Gerber (aka "Becky") is one of the three board members of LFJ's End Networked Harassment organization.
A couple days ago, Becky claimed that she's having financial difficulties and started e-begging on Bluesky:
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Becky is a notorious liar, but there's probably at least some truth here. After all, Becky has been unemployed since May 2023, and her lawyer husband (Jackson) has been unemployed since August 2024.
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They're currently being kept afloat by two other men in Becky's polycule (her "second husband" & a new boyfriend) and by occasionally begging from family members, although it appears Becky's parents are getting fed up with it. So yes, it could be true that they're struggling right now.

ANYWAY, notice that Liz Fong-Jones commented on Becky's post above. He knows they're having financial troubles. So... why isn't he lending them a hand? 🤔 I'm not saying he's obligated to do anything, but Liz Fong-Jones is a multi-millionaire. [1] [2]
For example, he could pay Becky a small salary for her "work" as a board member at ENH. Or, since LFJ is very well-connected in tech circles, I imagine he could easily get Becky or Jackson a job - whether at Honeycomb or elsewhere.
But he hasn't done this... well, why not? 🧐

It brings to mind the Katherine Lorelei situation.
As a reminder, Kat was the "right hand of Liz Fong-Jones" during the #DropKiwiFarms saga.
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The Washington Post article about them described Kat as LFJ's assistant and co-lead of the team:
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Here's confirmation that LFJ hired him as an executive assistant:
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However, Katherine Lorelei was still somehow very poor. (Liz must have been paying him peanuts! Certainly not a living wage.)
Kat was falling behind on rent and couldn't afford to keep his utilities on. As Kat was approaching the brink of homelessness, he started a GoFundMe and begged for help; the goal was initially set at $50k and later lowered to $11k, but the goal was never reached!

Isn't it interesting?
$50k isn't much money to a multi-millionaire like Liz Fong-Jones. In fact, he semi-routinely donates similar amounts of money to various charities/organizations. So, why didn't he bail out Katherine Lorelei in his urgent time of need? 🤔🤔 (Kat getting outed as a sex pest isn't a valid excuse, btw, since that happened several months after they parted ways.)
At the time, it seems like the most Liz Fong-Jones was willing to do was advertise Kat's GoFundMe on LinkedIn:
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Liz's excuse for not helping was a lack of liquidity and needing to keep funds in reserve for lawfare against KF. As if he, a multi-millionaire, was simply incapable of scrounging up the $10-50k needed to prevent his close ally from becoming homeless. 🙄
Also, LFJ gave another laughable excuse that paying Kat would "send the wrong signal" and imply that they weren't equals. :lol:

Ultimately, Liz Fong-Jones kicked Katherine Lorelei to the curb when Kat was no longer useful to him. LFJ was unwilling to help his close ally in any material way.
And now... I think we might be seeing something similar with Becky Gerber. Of course, Becky is in a much better position than Kat (Becky has wealthy family members, so she's in no real danger of homelessness), but it's still very interesting to me that LFJ seems similarly reluctant to help her.

Is this an emerging pattern with LFJ? 🤔 He's unwilling to pay his underlings if he can get away with it, he won't use his connections to get them a job, and he'll cast them aside when they're no longer useful to him? Hmm. We'll have to wait and see.
(Becky is basically BPD incarnate, so a breakdown in their relationship is almost guaranteed eventually. :lol: Funny how LFJ keeps surrounding himself with insane people and/or sex pests.)
 
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Broken branch.

Let it be known that when even his eyes reject him, sooner than later, he can have wonderful thoughts of real, non-sub-human, people mocking his brick jaw and forever tying his name to “consent accidents” and how the entire executive team of Honeycomb.io knows of Elliot’s transgressions yet continues to support and put him in actual public speaking roles

Specially Charity Majors
 
I don't normally post a thread theme song but @Null I think you'll appreciate the lyrics.

[Verse 1]
I have no sympathy for you
You make me realise the who I am
I have no sympathy for thee
You make me realise the who I am not

[Chorus]
Sympathy, sympathy
You want some, don't come to me
Don't try me for sympathy
I don't feel sorry for thee
You deserve to die
 
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Funny how LFJ keeps surrounding himself with insane people and/or sex pests
Birds of a feather and all of that

Though maybe he also uses them as cheap battering rams because he knows he can just push them off a clif without tarnishing his own "good reputation". Too bad Mr consent accident enjoyer can't wipe every bit of his shamefurrrr history of the net
 
AMELICAN GOVELNMENT IS CARR ME DISHONORABRU. SHAMEFUR DISPRAY! AMELICAN GOVELNMENT PIG DISGUSTING. YOU WANT MIRRORION DORRAH? TOO BAD, HERE CONSENT ACCIDENTU, FACKAYU.
YOU WAHN ME GO BACK TO CHINA? BE COURT EUNUCH FOR HONORABU XI JINPING? FAK YU, I MAKE SUPERIOR CHINESE INTERNET WIT BRACKJACK AND HOOKAH I CAN CONSENT ACCIDENT. AMELICA IS ASSHORE.
 
Is this an emerging pattern with LFJ? 🤔 He's unwilling to pay his underlings if he can get away with it, he won't use his connections to get them a job, and he'll cast them aside when they're no longer useful to him? Hmm. We'll have to wait and see.
Certainly part of it is that. Anyone willing to have consent accidents certainly isn't above stiffing allies of convenience. I think another part is deep down in that block head of his, Elliot knows his allies are crazy people and he doesn't want to give them a reason to hang around. He certainly doesn't want them leeching off him. Elliot is ultimately on his own side. His minions are minions of convenience.
 
Elliot comparing himself to the various victims of the Nazis is as amusing as it is contemptious. An absurd comparison which minimizes the the suffering of all peoples who lived underneath the boot of the German reich. He wishes he were persecuted if only to earn the social reputation as a survivor. Whether we be Germans, Poles, Russians, Greeks, French, Italians, Czechs, British, Americans, Israelis, Chinese, or Japs, we can all agree on one thing; Liz Fong-Jones is not a subhuman by birth, but by choice. Nobody forced him to commit "consent accidents." Those are his own doing.
 
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