Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

[One Trick Pony]

Do you think Lorena already has that old person smell? You know what I’m talking about. I hope this enigmatic lawyer can address my concerns. She looks like she smells like that, and onions.

yeah like that muscle sore cream BENGAY she probably does lolz. Onion smell would come from the pits & that shit can kill someone with asthma lolz.

 

[Swamp Hag]

tinfoil: Kevin's hairline is receding and that's why he has the awkward frizzy combover.

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

Wishlist Update: Lori recently updated her Amazon wishlist [LINK]. Requested items include grotesque pedobait props, bargain bin "sexy" Halloween costumes, and lots of cheaply made cow print clothing.

 

[urine_county]

What the FUCK that is dozens of cow costumes. I remember her wishlist once had 4 pink gaming chairs on it but after she got one, the other 3 were gone from her wishlist. I'm hoping that if she gets a set of cow lingerie (never typed those words together) she will remove the other ones.

There's even a cow plushie! Did Kevin not win enough crane game plushies for her?! Or wait, those are his according to him. I wonder if they will fight over the plushie collection when they break up. Like that famous Beanie Baby divorce.

 

[RADBEAVER]

Wishlist Update: Lori recently updated her Amazon wishlist [LINK]. Requested items include grotesque pedobait props, bargain bin "sexy" Halloween costumes, and lots of cheaply made cow print clothing.

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Kinda gross that she has items on this wishlist labeled “children’s”, “boys and girls”, and “nursery” mixed in with thongs and lingerie. She just radiates pedo-pandering.

 

[Revo]

Hi, homies. Hope you're all having a good weekend. Here's some Lori and Keven degeneracy. I'm still working on the "Kevin Is An Incredibly Bad Friend" write-up and should have it up soon.

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THE FERRETS: I wonder how Lori and Kevin's 4 sweet little pet ferrets are doing these days. Did Lori take the money she begged people to donate toward their veterinary bills and buy herself more fake designer jewelry?

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LOLCOW.FARM UPDATE: Our resident dipshits earned themselves a new thread. [LINK]

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NEW VIDEOS: Enjoy these masterpieces created by a 36-year-old woman.

Spoiler: A Hodgepodge Of Awfulness

"I am healthy, I am wealthy, I am rich, I am that bitch..."
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"this [video] is the most far cringiest shit i’ve ever seen, grow up wannabe 12y.o" - a wise Instagram user
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Lori's totally not fake Louis Vuitton bracelet and "Zelda" ring from ex-collaborator @BisouLovely [LINK]
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"Did you subscribe yet? What you waiting for?" - Lori
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NEW DILDO PHOTO: I'm so sorry.

BEEP BEEP HOMIES HERE COMES THE SPICY UWU~

Spoiler: NSFW

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

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RECENT POSTS: Fresh examples of Lori being her usual cunty and hypocritical self.

Spoiler: Screenshots

IG User: "Where is this set from? The tiny stars and that cut are really adorable"
Lori: "a homie got it off my wishlist"
IG User: "awe that's nice of them! Do you know what site?'
Lori: "..."
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"Be better." - Lori
Repost 1: "it's funny how people go from saying 'omg I love you so much you're an inspiration' to unfriending you because you called out their friend who's an alleged abuser lmaooooo y'all really sick"
Repost 2: "Let's normalize giving women our whole check and shutting up while she is speaking."
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"a few homies got bad nonsense thrown at them, I'm hoping for good things this week." - Lori
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"I got good proportions" - Lori
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IG User: "We aren't homies"
Lori: "well duh! I'm selective "
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"it's nice to be skinny because clothing fits easier, but the super fluffy girls are extra cute too. I like all hips!"
- Lori, hater of "big girls" (see below) and lesser females
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"Lol I love it when I piss off the 'big' girls so they send their room mate and like, 2 incels, to attack. Not liking someone because of your jealousy doesnt give you the right to bully them. Now you gonna learn. Everytime someone signs up for my OF, these girls get a wrinkle."
- Lori, fatphobic body-shaming misogynist [LINK]
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BACKLASH: More people are organically discovering the shitshow of banality that is Lori and Kevin.

nanami009342: "at this point your company [YRU Shoes] must be desperate for free labor if you're letting Lori Cerda aka Usagi Kou of all people do your advertising. Jesus Christ. Do you, like, not care who shills your shoes so long as you make money? May as well let Onision and other known abusers model for you. Wtf."

giraffay: "We don't support abusers, racists, and fatshamers"

nony9799: "I legit didn't know anything about these people other than when I googled why she made that dumb face all the time and saw some stuff about her stabbing her bf or something, before yesterday I didn't know how insane the two really were lololol"

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LORI'S UPCOMING COSPLAY: Prepare to be amazed.

Spoiler: Sneak Preview

* Baby Jane Hudson: Lori has apparently chosen the title psycho-biddy from hagsploitation classic Whatever Happened to Baby Jane? as her next project. Will she sing "I've Written a Letter to Daddy" at future cosplay contests (if she isn't already banned for cheating)?

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* Clyde Cash: Lori has been hard at work perfecting her signature duckface pout in preparation to cosplay as this infamous CWC villain.

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I am not surprised to see Lori becoming Momo-kun 2.0 tbh.

 

[One Trick Pony]

I am not surprised to see Lori becoming Momo-kun 2.0 tbh.

Shit that's bad because 2.0 means younger & updated lolz

 

[Eggman's Ghost]

I am not surprised to see Lori becoming Momo-kun 2.0 tbh.

If anything, Lori is the original cosplay cow prototype. She's been at this since 1999 lmfao

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

Happy Monday, farmers! Here's your daily dose of Lori and Kevin degeneracy.

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FAILED MANIPULATION ATTEMPT: It's interesting that Lori Lewd made a comment about costumes after a recent post on KiwiFarms showed that her Amazon wishlist contained a disgusting assortment of pedobait cosplay items. @iota_zerotwo must be following this thread closely.

"Sub to my Onlyfans so I can buy more cute costumes and make my haters / abusers rage. LETS GO SIMPS. Link in comments ~" - Lori The Abuser



Nice try to D.A.R.V.O. (Deny, Attack, Reverse Victim and Offender) but you and you alone are the abuser, Lori.

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INSTAGRAM STORIES: Given her history of pandering to pedophiles, it's always disturbing to see Lori post anything related to minors including 9-year-old Chibi Usa from Sailor Moon. Keep in mind that Lori once planned a sexy cosplay of this child anime character: [LINK]

"Did you check out the spicy macaroni? Link in bio" - Lori

"don't let the ugly in others kill the beauty in you" - Chibi Usa

"Cute potatoe :3" - Dan Quayle Lori

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KEVIN UPDATE: Oh boy.

"This week has been crazy! I've just been doing my thing like always. It looked like my fit in the contest the other day got pretty high ratings so fingers crossed. Just got a bunch of pics from that set, this fit brings me so much happiness " - Kevin



I'm sure every week with loony Lori and Kevin is a crazy week. What the fuck is this pose? Is Kevin trying to stave off the nausea that arises when thinking about his horrible life choices? Is he even smart enough to experience an existential crisis? What a baffling creature.

EDIT: WHERE IS YOUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL, KEVIN? WE WERE PROMISED A YOUTUBE CHANNEL.

"Starting a YouTube / Twitch soon" - Kevin

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NEW SKINWALKING ERA?: A while back, many farmers predicted that Lori would chose Belle from the upcoming Belle (aka Ryu to Sobakasu no Hime) movie as her next skinwalking identity.

"Follow the path that makes your heart dance." - Lori

Archived Video: [LINK]

EDIT: Lori just posted these. ItsHappening.gif on standby.

"Me irl" - Lori

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MORE BACKLASH: Lori continues to horrify the general public and inspire boycotts.

"This was advertised to me and I saw your comment, noticed the 'Usagi Kou' part, googled her (because I haven’t heard that name in over a decade but I recognized it) and oh my god I can’t believe that she’s still at it. You’d think that being as old as she is, that she would have matured mentally and bettered herself as a person. Guess not, that’s some sociopathic behavior right there. Shame on YRU for advertising this toxic person. I had my eye on some of their shoes but I don’t want to support a company that supports abusers." - IG User [LINK]

 

[Tugboat]

EDIT: Happy Monday, farmers! Here's your daily dose of Lori and Kevin degeneracy. If you like, I can update this post throughout the day as bullshit concerning our two favorite trash clowns inevitably occurs.

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Lori's Recent Failed Manipulation Attempt: It's interesting that Lori Lewd commented about costumes after a recent post on KiwiFarms showed that her Amazon wishlist contained a disgusting assortment of pedobait cosplay items. @iota_zerotwo must be following this thread closely.

"Sub to my Onlyfans so I can buy more cute costumes and make my haters / abusers rage. LETS GO SIMPS. Link in comments ~" - Lori The Abuser

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Nice try to D.A.R.V.O. (Deny, Attack, Reverse Victim and Offender) but you and you alone are the abuser, Lori.

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Lori's Instagram Stories: Given her history of pandering to pedophiles, it's always disturbing to see Lori post anything related to minors including 9-year-old Chibi Usa from Sailor Moon. Keep in mind that Lori once planned a sexy cosplay of the fictional child anime character.

"Did you check out the spicy macaroni? Link in bio" - Lori

"don't let the ugly in others kill the beauty in you" - Chibi Usa repost [LINK]

"Cute potatoe :3" - Dan Quayle Lori

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Gotta have the simps buy her her pedo clothes because they gotta save money for the lawyer, ya know!

Judging by some of his old (1) cosplay (2) photos (3) I think Kevin previously knew how to pose. Wtf is that "slinky hot topic anime villain with face half covered" shit? He looks creepy.

When posing with Lori, he's always been stiff (1) and awkward(2) I notice, even though wearing bodysuits would allow him to pose a lot more easily than in armor. He was a lot more animated when he cosplayed characters he actually likes.

 

[urine_county]

Lmao Kevin got blocked by Lori again. That only lasted 3 days this time haha.

 

[Tugboat]

WHO ARE THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN?
KEVIN'S EX FRIENDS AND THEIR ORGANIZED CRIME CIRCLE​

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Hello Farmers. Welcome to Dateline! Just kidding.

On July 16th 2021, our krooked-in-the-head bishounen anime protagonist Kevin regaled us with a most fascinating discovery: it’s been the same seven people who have been documenting and harassing him and Lori the entire time she’s been in the public spotlight! He’s got their IPs, and the IPs match! Wow, someone dun goofed. The case worker will be sending those letters any day now….

Regardless of the absurd accusation of it being only seven people behind every single post regarding Lori, the identities of these cowboys are shrouded in mystery...as well as curiosity!

While Kevin has not outright named all seven people as his rootin’ tootin’ internet terrorists, he has named a few of the accused, and we will go over them here, with whatever sources I could find added. This is all speculation and mostly for fun, but the people whom Kevin has namedropped appear to (mostly) have some kind of history with him, and I found it very interesting just how far he's willing to go to demonize ex-friends for the exclusive purpose of defending Lori for THE TROOTH.

“Ya’ll in Cali and Vegas got some whack ass friends.” - Kevin, being ghetto fabulous minus the fabulous.
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THE ACCUSED
"Get ready to owe us some $$" - Kevin, extorting people, rendering his lolsuit useless, and showcasing that he has no idea how the law even works. ​

1. Mariah Momokun Mallad: The big (emphasis on big) Bartholomew Bogue of Kevin’s life, Momokun, a Las Vegas cosplayer and lolcow in her own right, has been the main instigator of everything unfortunate that has ever happened to Lori in the last few years and is definitely pulling every string instead of buying actual designer goodies. Why? Because she’s jealous. And fat. And tried to save Kevin from Lori’s reign of terror outright as well as giving graphic evidence (NSFL) of his self mutilation and horrible engaged life. Oh, and she’s fat.

2. Vamplette: While Mariah worked behind the scenes to respond to whichever anon reached out to her about Kevin, Vamplette, another Vegas cosplayer, was the first to actually attempt to pop a cap in Lori’s newfound popularity and sponsorships by commenting on the Dolls Kill post that featured her and outing her as an abooser. Because of this, Vamplette and her “lackeys” are most definitely behind every single sponsorship that Lori gets dropped from and definitely not Kevin screaming in the comments. Nope.


There are two Vegas name-drops, as you can see. But Cali? Ah yes! California. Where the technology is great and the boobs are fake. In the good old days P.L. (Pre-Lori!) Kev traveled frequently to California for large conventions and amassed himself in the local cosplay community. Kevin has namedropped three California cosplayers thus far, though what exactly they’ve “done” to him has yet to be unveiled.


3. / 4. Kohalu / Liliphae: Does this count as one or two? We’ll just say two for now. This California cosplay couple was mentioned by Kevin in one of his milkiest Facebook rants to date, accusing them of keeping his “messenger login” for over five years and “trying to prove something." Were they behind the Reddit post of 2019 of a concerned friend accidentally finding out about how badly their buddy was being treated by a harpy hag? Did they drop the famous photo that showcased how bad the abuse was? It’s possible that these two could be the original Reddit Anon, which definitely earns them a spot on Kevin’s case worker’s lawsuit list and Kevin’s eternal hatred.

5. Lee Pham: Lee, a cosplayer/photographer from California who primarily did League of Legends costumes, was mentioned by Kevin on July the 16th as “spying on him.” After acting like a buffoon (and costing Lori yet another sponsorship,) the account Kevin had been accusing of being Lee turned out to not be Lee at all but instead be an attractive woman! How sad. Kevin has also claimed in the past that someone in California has been stealing from his tiny bank account. Could it be Lee? Nothing is known about what exactly Lee has to do with any of this, but I’m pretty sure when it comes to money, another person whose name begins with L is behind the theft.

-It should be noted as well that the above three make 3D printed props. Is that why Kevin posted this coping rant?

That leaves 2 / 7 left. Who could they be?

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Some honorable mentions/possibilities. Kevin has not said much of anything about these people but they have popped up in some way or another:
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Soni/Chibiusa Kou
Last year, Sonnya/Soni, an ex-Kou of Lori’s original KKK cosplay group from the early aughts, dropped into the very first LC thread and was outed as a farmer, causing Lori’s racism and body shaming to be put on full, public display. I also just realized that this means Lori has amassed TEN LC threads in a single year. Good job.

ShatteredStitch
Stitch is a female cosplayer from Georgia who called Kevin out by name after he seemingly came on a sock account to spam insults for hours all over every single one of her Instagram photos. Why would Kevin do this? Well, that’s a question for the ages.

Kitty
Her "abuser" from 2017, being friends with Kitty is Lori's "only boundary" aside from being hit on. It would seem that times have changed, as 2021 Lori actively encourages people to hit on her so they can become contestants on her sugar daddy bachelorette TV show.

Rikki
Lori’s ex from when she lived in Seattle. Lori was living with Rikki when Kevin came into the picture. While Kevin was at work to support Lori, she stole his car and cheated with Rikki, so it’s entirely possible Kevin has remained suspicious and paranoid of Rikki for years after this event happened.

VangelinaSkov
A semi-popular YouTuber who made not one, but two videos about Lori’s abuse of both people and Meitu filters. Kevin has remained silent about these videos besides some commenting when they first went up about how they’ve got it all totally wrong and he’s not really a victim, guys!


What do you think? Are Kevin’s former friends behind all the awful things that have transpired in his life the last few years? Or is it that he continues to keep the company of a crusty old hag even if it kills him?

Likely the latter.

Happy Tuesday, farmers! I hope you enjoyed my write up. It’s something I was thinking about since the “organized crime” claim last week and finally decided to put into words.

Do you think Kevin misses having friends? Having seven friends is better than having none!

 

[One Trick Pony]

WHO ARE THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN?
KEVIN'S EX FRIENDS AND THEIR ORGANIZED CRIME CIRCLE​

Great intel. Now Kevin can phone his lawyers the dream team to combat the magnificent 7 now the dream team can use the RICO Act. lolz

 

[Celestine]

WHO ARE THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN?
KEVIN'S EX FRIENDS AND THEIR ORGANIZED CRIME CIRCLE​

That leaves 2 / 7 left. Who could they be?

What about Kitty?

 

[Tugboat]

What about Kitty?

Oh, I completely forgot about Kitty! I'm sorry Kitty. Slipped my mind weaving in and out of every thread.

Yeah, she would definitely be one of the suspects, especially since Lori still calls her "her abuser."

Edit: Added Kitty.

 

[Alessonincrippliningdepre]

Man I kinda feel bad her, imagine being 36 and having a whole appearance that would be labeled as "pedobait"
Must be hell

 

[Marche]

Man I kinda feel bad her, imagine being 36 and having a whole appearance that would be labeled as "pedobait"
Must be hell

the most crazy shit is she could change? I know its hard to believe to her but a 36 year old behaving like a 36 year old is more attractive than a 36 year old behaving like a 18 year old.

 

[BroccoliBrain]

What shit taste. I hope she does skinwalk Belle so we can have a cringe singing arc.

 

[The Husbando Collector]

What shit taste. I hope she does skinwalk Belle so we can have a cringe singing arc.

But do really want to hear some developmentally arrested swamp hag with a raspy chain smoking troon voice caterwauling?

 

[RADBEAVER]

But do really want to hear some developmentally arrested swamp hag with a raspy chain smoking troon voice caterwauling?

Yes. The answer is yes.