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CosplayLori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies
Please come talk to us Kevin because I feel downright slighted that you went anon on lolcow again to sperg.
I know you and Abuela are scared of the evil kiwis but it would be so much fun!
Kevin: you are poor and Lori is poor.
Poor.
Very very poor.
Buying followers and alibaba LV bracelets isn’t rich folk behavior and woweee, he’s got a pair of capsule collection street sneakers!
Kevin it’s still Adidas no matter who they collaborated with.
It’s a sports brand, not a luxury brand.
They also sell socks and flip flops and most of their pants have an elastic waist.
Designer my overinflated chunky ass lol, they don’t know the first thing about either designer or fashion.
Fucking Calvin Klein and Levi’s are more designer than what I see them wear. I don’t know much about fashion but at least when I see a fuckin’ Tommy Hilfiger I know that that’s a thing, but they probably don’t even make enough to occasionally raid a JC Penney. The only things I see them wear are colourful plastic shit that look like they were made in a Turkish sweatshop. No one knows what the fuck Guapi or Guapo or whatever is. The only “Guapo” here is that flabby fucking toad living in Kevin’s apartment.
The hills this man chooses to die on are very very strange.
Someone whose life revolves around "flexing" on the haters about how rich, famous, and fabulous he is would absolutely take a selfie inside the Louis Vuitton store or at the very least, in front of it with his crusty gold shoes glistening in the sun. He wouldn't have passed up an opportunity to "show everyone" how rich he is by showing himself walking into LV and buying the cheapest thing in there. I guess he could make up a lie about how LV didn't "want" them taking pics inside the store, but let's be real here. Every "influencer" takes a photo of themselves in a luxury store so they can get their ego stroked.
Kev, I have designer sunglasses and shoes that cost more than your bracelet even if it was real. You know what I don't do? Be obnoxious and tell everyone and come into places stomping about how "IT'S REEEEEEEEE-AL!"
Because wanking about how "rich" you are means you're not actually rich. Loser.
"Lol u say bootleg lv when the guy at the lv store was admiring our outfit and I taught him about Jeremy Scott's. Learn high fashion or die losers" - Kevin Hanft, July 27, 2021 wrong thread
"Imagine thinking Lori bought her followers but yet her Louis Vuitton is bootleg. Are we rich or poor? The internet can't decide. I watched her grow the entire time. Good things happen when you have a supportive partner that sticks with you even if bad stuff happens. Lol losers
The "milk" are milking themselves lmaoooo"
"If you can't handle me putting my past behind me, eliminating toxic home wreckers from my life, and choosing to be with who I want and you're still on some shit how Lori is a bad person, you're the problem.
Stop playing pretend."
Of all the things to be upset about, Kevin gets mad we accused Lori of having fake LV and he totally swears the employees loved their outfits and Kevin's Jeremy Scott's lmao.
I just saw this on LC, good lord this is funny. Kevin is a former Mormon, right? That kind of explains the naive worldview he has at the advanced age of 28. I know they live in buttfuck nowhere Utah, but there's a LV store in most decent malls here in LA. They're not exactly rare, they're literally at the damn mall lmfao. Kevin has talked about his experience at the LV store a few times now and seems to consider having walked into one a memorable moment in and of itself. Like, did he never wander into one hanging out at malls as a teen?? I'm so fascinated by how stunted Kevin is in every possible way lol
Kevin's been busy editing his statuses again. Still can't board culture.
He's also making some new cosplay stuff, looks like shit and he already plans to bite someone else's Bakugou.
Pretty lame and amateur IMO. Can't even be bothered to use liquid stitch or anything to clean the edges up. Him and Lori look like they're trick or treating instead of cosplaying when they DIY now. Even when Lori was buying costumes and taking credit for them, they were the tackiest senshi uniforms ever. (Sorry Setsuna, I can't forgive the sateen and lace ruffle trims.) Hopefully we can see Lori's newest sateen/polyester nightmare at a con soon.
UPDATES! Kevin is running round YT apparently commenting and disliking videos. They used to have 0-2 dislikes and they've all gone up. Hmm. Will continue to edit. This is indirectly calling out Vangelina's channel.
Here are his comments.
Fucking AGAIN with his lawyer. I actually found his lawyer tho.
This is just a private chuckle, but Kevin seems like the type who would pay old scam sites like Reputation Defender to try to scrub everything even though it doesn't work and they just take your money. Does anyone think maybe that would be his "lawyer" if he had one? Because that would be even more hilarious.
You know they’re not rich because they live in an apartment with an unfinished popcorn ceiling in the Utah ghetto. That’s all you really need to know to discredit whatever “flex” they have. Like how nice that granny gets a new pair of shoes every couple of months, the ugly red stripper YRU heels she stomps around her apartment in are $150 lmao that’s her flex? Free $150 dollar shoes? Sad and poor.
Gee, Kevin. For someone who's supposedly putting the past behind them, you sure can't shut the fuck up about Momokun or Vamplette. Y'know, two people who have had no provable/direct contact with you in...how long?
Then again, I guess without constantly bringing up Moomoo, both Kev and Lori have nothing else to really cling to for pity points and clout.
I will commend them for one thing, though. Out of most of the people in the West Valley area, they're probably two of the only people that don't blow entire paychecks on club drugs. Given, that's just because Lori blows all the money on sets from DollsKill, but at least neither of them are getting arrested for laying in the street and just screaming nonstop at 3 am.
Not much of a compliment but it's about all I got.
ETA: Since when is buying subs/followers a sign of wealth? If Laur Trueman can do it for her attic goblin, anyone can.
That's not a sign of wealth, it's a sign of shit priorities.
Kevin's been busy editing his statuses again. Still can't board culture. View attachment 2384020
He's also making some new cosplay stuff, looks like shit and he already plans to bite someone else's Bakugou. View attachment 2384021
Pretty lame and amateur IMO. Can't even be bothered to use liquid stitch or anything to clean the edges up. Him and Lori look like they're trick or treating instead of cosplaying when they DIY now. Even when Lori was buying costumes and taking credit for them, they were the tackiest senshi uniforms ever. (Sorry Setsuna, I can't forgive the sateen and lace ruffle trims.) Hopefully we can see Lori's newest sateen/polyester nightmare at a con soon. View attachment 2384022
UPDATES! Kevin is running round YT apparently commenting and disliking videos. They used to have 0-2 dislikes and they've all gone up. Hmm. Will continue to edit. This is indirectly calling out Vangelina's channel. View attachment 2384103
Here are his comments. View attachment 2384115View attachment 2384116
Fucking AGAIN with his lawyer. I actually found his lawyer tho.
You know they’re not rich because they live in an apartment with an unfinished popcorn ceiling in the Utah ghetto. That’s all you really need to know to discredit whatever “flex” they have. Like how nice that granny gets a new pair of shoes every couple of months, the ugly red stripper YRU heels she stomps around her apartment in are $150 lmao that’s her flex? Free $150 dollar shoes? Sad and poor.
I just saw this on LC, good lord this is funny. Kevin is a former Mormon, right? That kind of explains the naive worldview he has at the advanced age of 28. I know they live in buttfuck nowhere Utah, but there's a LV store in most decent malls here in LA. They're not exactly rare, they're literally at the damn mall lmfao. Kevin has talked about his experience at the LV store a few times now and seems to consider having walked into one a memorable moment in and of itself. Like, did he never wander into one hanging out at malls as a teen?? I'm so fascinated by how stunted Kevin is in every possible way lol
I was thinking this. Girls in my high school had authentic LV wallets and purses. A shitty bracelet isn’t a flex, and it’s even sadder that it’s a knockoff. Big yeesh. Flex by moving out of your shithole apartment or stfu.
I found Kevin's exact shoes for less than $300. Is that luxury to you Kev? Goddamn you are poor.
Real rich people don't try to flex on shoes less than 4k. And definitely not on a less than 1k bracelet. In fact, the actual rich don't flex much at all because they aren't insecure about being poor.
Except for me, because I am a goose and geese are petty bitches. This goose owns toe rings worth more than your Adidas shoes and Lori's (fake) LV bracelet combined. If it were real, which I can verify it is not.
Part of me hopes they paid brand retail for a fake.
I found Kevin's exact shoes for less than $300. Is that luxury to you Kev? Goddamn you are poor.
Real rich people don't try to flex on shoes less than 4k. And definitely not on a less than 1k bracelet. In fact, the actual rich don't flex much at all because they aren't insecure about being poor.
Except for me, because I am a goose and geese are petty bitches. This goose owns toe rings worth more than your Adidas shoes and Lori's (fake) LV bracelet combined. If it were real, which I can verify it is not.
Part of me hopes they paid brand retail for a fake.
Didn't Kevin already before? His first black Jeremy Scotts were fakes that he paid full price for and only after anons pointed it out did he start saying he got "scammed." And then he bought some actual real ones for the same price. These two love to waste money!
Kuck and Loony are the very textbook definition of "money talks but wealth whispers". Instead of buying tacky shoes, how about you two clowns save up to get out of the Utah ghetto and find a decent apartment?
when kevin says the workers at the lv store complimented their outfits…does he not realize thats just….CUSTOMER SERVICE?? they, idk, maybe wanted to make a SALE? (allegedly, seeing as how that bracelet is obviously a fake, a janky as fuck fake at that). he goes SO hard trying to show how unbothered they are that he comes off as completely and utterly unhinged? who exactly are you trying to convince here kevin….us? or YOURSELF??
how about youuuuuuuu get help, and get a fucking clue while you’re at it.
every single aspect of your pathetic, shell of a weeb life is enviable to NO ONE. every day is groundhogs day for you, bud. break the cycle! how sad and pathetic it is to wake up, simp a hag, NOT GET LAID, flex about nothing, spew the same conspiracy theory about momo, repeat.
tl:dr kev, please redirect this tard energy into something productive you stupid, faggy, fucker
Hey kev since you're a master at cosplay ING why don't you make your cosplay boots yourself? You can do them with tape, another pair of shoes, and that thing they put in school gyms so the kids don't bash their heads while playing
"Lol u say bootleg lv when the guy at the lv store was admiring our outfit and I taught him about Jeremy Scott's. Learn high fashion or die losers" - Kevin Hanft, July 27, 2021 wrong thread
"Imagine thinking Lori bought her followers but yet her Louis Vuitton is bootleg. Are we rich or poor? The internet can't decide. I watched her grow the entire time. Good things happen when you have a supportive partner that sticks with you even if bad stuff happens. Lol losers
The "milk" are milking themselves lmaoooo"
"If you can't handle me putting my past behind me, eliminating toxic home wreckers from my life, and choosing to be with who I want and you're still on some shit how Lori is a bad person, you're the problem.
Stop playing pretend."
Of all the things to be upset about, Kevin gets mad we accused Lori of having fake LV and he totally swears the employees loved their outfits and Kevin's Jeremy Scott's lmao.
I'm never going to stop laughing at this. The ignorance and audacity of these two trash clowns is delightful and maybe the one redeeming trait Kevin has to share with the world is his unintended comedic brilliance. Their aggressive flaunting of teenage hypebeast and flyover state wine mom "flexes" as haute couture is one of the funniest things I've witnessed in a while.
Yes, Kevin, please educate us poor Kiwis about the sophisticated and cultured world of high fashion.
"Imagine thinking Lori bought her followers but yet her Louis Vuitton is bootleg. Are we rich or poor? The internet can't decide. I watched her grow the entire time. Good things happen when you have a supportive partner that sticks with you even if bad stuff happens. Lol losers
They have to beg for people to subscribe to only fans and beg for people to contribute to the care of their pets, only to then brag about costume jewelry that is just cheap plated metal with a logo on it and endlessly flex about a pair of tacky shoes. Delusional.
Beep beep, homies - incoming batshittery. Thanks for the great find, @urine_county! Kevin is throwing a major shitfit about two old YouTube videos by VangelinaSkov that expose Lori's lies and abuse.
"I love when I find peoples videos about us and they think I'm above not commenting. The people posting lies delete the truth the second I post it. Does no one think it's weird? To completely silence the alleged person in question who's giving first person testimony? It's not like I'm being forced to defend my fiance. Oh and they made sure to not forget to link their merch in the video too. absolutely disgusting, I don't link the videos cause I refuse to signal boost garbage. I'm just trying to expose us for being normal human beings and they delete my comments, pretty sus if you ask me." - Kevin
EDIT: As @felix el gato pointed out here, Kevin is fighting with a minor in the next screenshot because of course he is. He's also accusing this child of being Momo, Vamplette, Magnificent Seven, etc. Great job, Kev.
NOTE: Congrats to Kevin for learning the word "sanctimonious" - he's been using this new term a lot recently and I think it's great that he's trying to incorporate multisyllabic words into his limited vocabulary.
KEVIN ["SKYE"]: "The day pigs fly is the day I stop defending myself online."
WIGGLY: "that's literally not a thing and we all know you can't afford a lawyer living in a utah ghetto my t shirt costs more than your rent btw OP cannot be sued for something they didn't expose they're not responsible for other youtube users actions"
KEVIN: "my shoes cost more than your tee shirts deadass we can afford whatever we want. YOU JUST TRIED TO FLEX TEESHIRTS BRO HOW SAD YOUVE POSTED MY ADDRESS TWICE NOW, YOU THINK IM NOT TAKING THE CAPS TO THE POLICE YOU'RE INSANE. ur really a nobody with nothing and I have my dream life lmfaooo."
KEVIN: "Report this videoooooooo its false and slanderouuuuuuss"
NOTE: The definition of slander is "the action or crime of making a false spoken statement damaging to a person's reputation." In other words, it ain't slander if it's true, Kevin.
KEVIN: "It's alleged because its been proven 5 times that she [Lori] has never done anything. Keep envying what you will never be."
MILK CHAN: "Keep lying Kevin."
KEVIN: "keep lying anon. Look I can do it too. Only difference is I'm not scared on anon. Isn't it strange that I'm openly saying no she's chill but not a single person will come off anon saying she isn't in a public space besides problematic people we've blocked hate spamming us? seems sus to me i don't really lie"
MILK CHAN: "because you literally threaten to go to people's houses and their parents houses and you've threatened physical attacks. Who in their right mind would give a schizo like you that info. Or Lori? Like miss me. Even if I was off anon you couldn't wag a finger, you're worms."
WIGGLY: "he threatened to kill anyone who approached them at cons too and some people reported them with the FB caps cos he’s unhinged enough to actually hurt someone.."
KEVIN: "If it's really that bad, come kill me. Google, lyrics. Not reading comments, too mfing fire to be honest. Keep posting my address lmfao thats a crime my dude. They thought this comment was the funniest. Stop being sanctimonious and get a life"
MILK CHAN: "you threatened 1 anon who talked about your ferrets, two people on reddit and now one more on Facebook. You do realize threatening lawsuits with the intent on basically blackmailing someone into giving you money is a felony in Utah? You could get locked tf up and all your kiddie garbage would be throw on the streets and your poor grandma would have nowhere to put her free shoes ;___;"
KEVIN: "'blackmailing people for money is a felony' LOOK HOW FAR YOU HAVE TO STRETCH THE TRUTH. I DON'T WANT YOUR MONEY. I WANT THE HARASSMENT TO STOP. THAT'S ALL I'VE EVER WANTED."
WIGGLY: "'pull up then cuz' oh no the fucking anorexic mormon with a stabbed leg is gonna beat me up djiednsja. 3810 South Redwood Road, West Valley City, UT 84119 i’ll be awaiting my cease and desist"
KEVIN:"in what world would I ever get locked up for other people openly harassing me on a daily basis on the internet? hi vamplette. stephanie?"
WIGGLY: "oh yeah def me "
KEVIN: "ur pfp looks eerily similar haha idc who you are im just playing at this point. If you knew anything about jewelry or weren't blocked you'd know only my first pair we're reps that's how I learned about him [Jeremy Scott]. Now I have the entire collection authentic its worth more than your soul. "
WIGGLY: "is that why you only have 2 pairs that are real lmao is that why you wear the same 3 outfits in rotation is that why you had to enter a cashapp competition for a few bucks"
KEVIN: "Your 'clickbait' is putting real people in real danger.Talk to a fucking therapist."
KEVIN: "Lmao"
MILK CHAN: "lmao"
KEVIN: "keep laughing. If this keeps happening it always only ever leads to one thing. And since we're both regular ass people its only going to go one way for the people choosing to monetize literal slander. Keep posting my address see what happens"
EDIT: Thanks to @Street Meat for this second screenshot!
KEVIN ["skye"]: "Does the merch link you're using on a harmful video about others make you [VangelinaSkov] proud of yourself? I'm sure your friends and family would be proud. so you'll just delete comments that dont agree with your videos?"
EDIT: Remember that time a while back when Kevin threatened to kill people? I remember and so does the internet.
Here is Kevin's old death threat:
"Just an example on whats being said about us on lolcow. Talk about my animals and my fiance again. I will fucking kill you. If you don''t like it then come kill me. If you want me to commit suicide, COME KILL ME THEN." - Kevin
Compare that death threat with some of Kevin's posts from today:
"Imagine you think im going to hurt you cause I posted song lyrics and that is defend myself if you pressed me" - Kevin
"Tonight on make believe, posting rap lyrics makes you a real killa g" - Kevin
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is that why you had to enter a cashapp competition for a few bucks"
