Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

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Looks like Oba-chan is going to need to find a real job! Or will she be able to keep making content since she doesn't show bob or vagine?

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A day later edit: OF is only banning things like hard-core BDSM, hypnosis, watersports, etc. Granny is safe to keep posting the same 6 pictures.
 
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Lori's OF is barely any different from her public Instagram photos. The ban probably won't impact her much, if at all. Even the "masturbation" photos she posted to get back at Kevin were censored (on top of being completely fake). The only adult content on there is just a few nipple slip pictures among a sea of awkward sameface same pose selfies.
 
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I said a similar thing in the Anisa thread, but Lori will be fine. They have said nudity will still be allowed, and she doesn't even post that.
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If anything, now when simps ask for more or differing content she can use this as an excuse.

Simp: Your content is boring and needs more variety.

Lori: Sorry homie, onlyfans doesn't allow the super spicy anymore.

The only thot I follow that may take a hit from this is Momokun.
 
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Street Meat said:
Looks like Oba-chan is going to need to find a real job! Or will she be able to keep making content since she doesn't show bob or vagine?

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This is why you never put all of your eggs in one basket. When a person is a social media content creator, the lifespan is about 3-4 years. The ones who are really good always branch out into another trade that is related to social media on some level of course but actually has true tenure. It becomes a career. The good ones (smart ones) know the platform won't last forever. The platform will always begin very free do whatever you want however you want then in time new rules will be implemented which make creating content challenging & limited. The money won't come in as generous either. By the time this happens, the creator should already be at that point in life where they have branched out doing something else. Take for example we have all seen YouTube creators get demonitized overnight which means they are no longer collecting a paycheck. Imagine you have a 9-5 M-F job working there for the last 9 years & one day you walk in & the company is closing up for good for whatever reason. You will get paid for the days you have already worked but that's it. It's over. You need to find a brand new job. All you have at this moment are your savings (hopefully you have a savings because of random weird shit like this) & whatever money you will collect from your final paycheck. That's a rough life but it's reality. No one is excused or gets a pass as cruel as it sounds.
 
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:lunacy: CANDID CAMERA: Photos of Lori without her deranged editing are a rare find. Here are some pictures from a 2014 photoshoot that appear to be free of Lori's photoshop abuse.

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Here's an outtake from this photoshoot with Lori and Kitty "Bloo" (@misskittymoxie) dressed as Sunset Shimmer from My Little Pony.

Left To Right: Evergreen Rayne Cosplay, Lori, Kitty
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OhGodHowDidThisGetHere said:
:lunacy: CANDID CAMERA: Photos of Lori without her deranged editing are a rare treat. Here are some pictures from a 2014 photoshoot that appear to be free of Lori's photoshop abuse.

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damn that first pic reveals just how weird lori's jawline looks and really emphasizes her hag nose. She looks like a man made of wax that has a walmart halloween costume thrown on top of him.
 
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OhGodHowDidThisGetHere said:
:lunacy: CANDID CAMERA: Photos of Lori without her deranged editing are a rare treat. Here are some pictures from a 2014 photoshoot that appear to be free of Lori's photoshop abuse.

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Dude she has the same face in ALL the photos. Just looks pissed, no smiling.
 
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OhGodHowDidThisGetHere said:
:lunacy: CANDID CAMERA: Photos of Lori without her deranged editing are a rare treat. Here are some pictures from a 2014 photoshoot that appear to be free of Lori's photoshop abuse.

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She really looks like a man here.
Her poses are so stiff and lifeless she just looks like a guy who showed up for a drag party and is like 'Wait.....we weren't doing anime girls? Uhhhh..."
I'm also aware those are ribbons on the edge of her skirt, but it looks like she's shitting it out and it's making my eye twitch so bad.
 
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:lunacy: CANDID CAMERA: Photos of Lori without her deranged editing are a rare treat. Here are some pictures from a 2014 photoshoot that appear to be free of Lori's photoshop abuse.

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That makes Lori around 29/30 here right? She doesn't look super old or anything but with a good zoom in I actually think she looks a bit older than her age. If you compare her to other girls in this age group she definitely looks on the older end of 29/30.
 
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OhGodHowDidThisGetHere said:
:lunacy: CANDID CAMERA: Photos of Lori without her deranged editing are a rare treat. Here are some pictures from a 2014 photoshoot that appear to be free of Lori's photoshop abuse.

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I don't want to jump on the hagtrain for these because it's not even her age that's the worst thing about these pictures. Yeah, she looks her age in these pictures, which would be about 29 if these were taken in 2014. Who the fuck cares, whatever. Some actual makeup would have helped beyond just some eyeliner. But that's not really the problem.

This bitch is positively dour. Not a single smile in any of the pictures. She looks so bored, disinterested, and awkward in all the pictures. Doesn't want to be there, doesn't know how to pose at all. You'd think somebody who markets themselves as a cosplay model would know how to bring some energy to a shoot.
 
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I don't want to jump on the hagtrain for these because it's not even her age that's the worst thing about these pictures. Yeah, she looks her age in these pictures, which would be about 29 if these were taken in 2014. Who the fuck cares, whatever. Some actual makeup would have helped beyond just some eyeliner. But that's not really the problem.

This bitch is positively dour. Not a single smile in any of the pictures. She looks so bored, disinterested, and awkward in all the pictures. Doesn't want to be there, doesn't know how to pose at all. You'd think somebody who markets themselves as a cosplay model would know how to bring some energy to a shoot.
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People (myself included) jump to her age because she constantly brings up how young she looks. She's been trying to sell a laughable lie like that for some time now. It's just funny to point out how full of shit she is.

But about the second point, it's funny as hell to me that she's known for being a bigger name cosplayer. Her costumes and hair are fine for the most part but it's genuinely astonishing that she has pretty much always done this stone/resting bitch face thing in her photoshoots. She's a pretty firmly established narc so I think she believes her looks carry her and she doesn't need to try at all.
 
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Ngl, I do wonder where Lori got her costume. I know she's notorious for using Setsunakou to get her costumes (or what I read a few pages back), but I can tell this isn't Setsuna's work due to the lack of SUPER shiny fabric.
The costume Lori isn't wearing bad, but maybe it's just me but the wings on her's looks like a chicken wing with the feathers still on the tips you still get in some Chinese takeout.

Also her broach is a little crooked in the photo where she's standing in the woods clearing look picture. You think somebody would notice and fix it ffs.
 
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