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That the preview, vid is 11+ minutes.
Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies
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That makes a ton of sense actually. Millions of Americans are affected by this and they are prime candidates.
Eggman's Ghost
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Just saying, that's one of her pinned posts so it will always appear at the top of her feed, she could have more recent posts below that
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NEW LOLCOW THREAD: Congratulations to Lori and Kevin! They've earned earned themselves yet another Lolcow.farm thread. [LINK] What an honor! THERE WAS AN OLD WOMAN WHO LIVED IN A SHOE: Is this Lori's "Eviction Fairy" costume?
GALLERY OF AWFULNESS: Please enjoy this hilarious compilation of Lori's bizarre and grotesque "spicy" photos. The very idea that Lori finds any of these remotely attractive or sexy is a testament to her profound narcissism. I tried to select a few favorites to highlight but they're all gems. [LINK] MORE BEGGING: Lori continues to beg for subs, views, and likes.
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You're right, my bad, I don't use onlyfans.
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I've seen plenty of people with failing OF accounts who beg way less than Lori. I wonder if she knows how desperate she looks and just doesn't care because she needs the money so badly? Since Kevin isn't working, they really have to be struggling. As usual, her sets look exactly the same: uninspired pastel vomit.
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It's really a shame that Lori never learns from her mistakes or takes anyone's advice. People here on the Farms and even on her own Instagram give her tips on how to improve her content. I can't tell if she never listens because she's too hardheaded, or because she's too lazy, or because she's boxed herself into only being able to do the same few poses and faces (filters and photoshop will only do so much while still being able to fool people into thinking it's real).
I could only go through so many of those ~spicy~ photos you linked but there are a few stand out things in the first few that I will offer Lori some advice on:
This face is some unholy mixture of hilarious and terrifying. In what universe is this remotely sexy? Maybe you're going for yandere..? Either way I don't think this counts as alluring in anyone's eyes.
I don't even know if this is a criticism of her body or her angles but her ass looks bizarre here. Really long and just...weird. I know you meticulously plan each and every photo and then edit them, Lori. Just some advice, you could do your ass a lot better than whatever you're doing here. I've seen you do it in other pictures and this breaks that illusion when it looks like a completely different ass. If you're going to photoshop you should try to be consistent.
Classic Lori talons. Your nails look weird with this sparkly, fleshy tone. And that thing you're doing with your toes doesn't make them look dainty, it's the opposite of what you're going for I think.
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Why does it look so square and flat if she obviously photoshopped it??? I wonder what it actually looks like. No wonder she pulls her thigh highs all the way up her crack almost.
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And Lorena keeps emulating Momokun down to a T! Bitch at least bleach your asscrack if you're gonna post it to the spicy
Holy shit that whole gallery is all kinds of horrifying but seeing abuela-chan with a race and age betraying asscrack is downright chilling.
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That is so obviously and badly shooped it's like she baited one of her simps into doing the job. That is an ass envisioned by someone who's never laid physical eyes on a real one.
Flat in shape and shading out of all proportion to the lighting on the rest of her, zero tone, zero of the curve you'd expect, and no bottom crease whatsoever.
What the fuck
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What the actual fuck is that, Even for Lori thats a shocker.
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It's not even her cubic ass that bothers me, it's the fucking mess on her floor and dresser.
If Lori and Kevin felt like leaving the hovel for some photo shoots, it would drastically improve their content. But it seems that Abuela-chan is far too afraid of people seeing her dour and ill complexion, so it's down to the same old content repeated over and over again.
And as someone who wears a lot of street wear and stylings, Kevin is so, so fucking basic. I own trousers that cost more than his entire ugly shoe collection. He wants to call us jealous, meanwhile he's buying incredibly shoddy clothes from a distributor who over charges for knock off brands. He should try shopping at High before he even dares to say anyone is jealous of his fucking atrocious taste in clothing.
Anyone who wants to model and show off their street wear knows to go outside and find suitable environments to show it off as opposed to basic photos in a cheap ass apartment; pretending to have money is part of the pantomime and you choose settings that are appropriate/aren't showing off a low income apartment that's full of ugly clutter. You choose your settings and find places that accentuate your clothes, not the other way around.
Or you just do what a lot of us do and just have fun dressing up for a night on the town and have fun with friends. A compliment on your fashion, to your face, means a lot more than poorly composed photos on Instagram.
Tl;Dr: Kevin lacks any kinda swag, both in clothes and personality.
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Her photos are almost all selfies in a single mirror, which says a lot about how much she cares about what she's doing.
If anything, they show how sad and flabby she is. Lori is the textbook example of a skinnyfat person - low body weight, low muscle tone from a complete lack of exercise. There's no structure to her body at all. It's just saggy sad skin, no ass, nothing. It's not a healthy look and shows how little effort she puts into taking care of herself. The 'lazy, disinterested anorexic couch potato' look isn't very attractive.
If anything, they show how sad and flabby she is. Lori is the textbook example of a skinnyfat person - low body weight, low muscle tone from a complete lack of exercise. There's no structure to her body at all. It's just saggy sad skin, no ass, nothing. It's not a healthy look and shows how little effort she puts into taking care of herself. The 'lazy, disinterested anorexic couch potato' look isn't very attractive.
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i doubt we will see outdoor photos- natural light would be hell on her face- she’d have to work 2x as hard to sloppily photoshop. everything being taken in the same spots, in a musty, HOARDED bedroom, is probably the best we’ll ever get. i think shes under the impression her “homies” won’t notice things like her foot claws, weird shaped ass, etc when theres just TOO MUCH SHIT happening in the background. but as usual, she is wrong.
also, what is with these faggots and tacky shoes? jesus christ, GET A PERSONALITY
also, what is with these faggots and tacky shoes? jesus christ, GET A PERSONALITY
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I know it’s well established that Abuela cycles through the same three poses and, like, ten clothing items, but the shit quality and lack of…anything…interesting or new really stands out when it’s presented in succession like this!
Also, those blue heart panties make for some crazy cameltoe
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You can only try to be famous for so long until you’re just famous for trying to be famous. This is the entire essence of Lori’s (and Kevin’s) existence.
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Wait so now Lori is doing the shoes thing too?
I’m laughing like a dumbass right now because how do people end up thinking a collection of fast fashion shoes equals success or comfort?
They’re a weird shoe obsessed flexing couple but who did it first?
At least Kevin cuddles his to sleep at night though, Lori’s get to live in The Hoard.
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Each photo looks like pure desperation. If an eviction saga is fast approaching, I'll be amazed by their quiet discretion of it.
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Hank Hill in pastel pedobait clothing. That ass is just plain sad if real.
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That butt looks fake and odd just weird.
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Absolutely agree. She boasts about her booty and perfect legs but there's no shape or tone to be seen anywhere. She's got that concave booty that looks like it's lacking the minimus and medius entirely. That sedentary weeb lifestyle + gravity is really not doing old girl any favors. Her body is slowly returning to her chubby phase in the 2000s before she went ana.
