Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Found this on Google+. He's quite the romantic. This is the wording above the picture...


Lucas Werner
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May 23, 2014Want a woman? Here's what you do. You slide up to the object of your affections and you whisper so sweetly, "I want to deliver a packet of cock babies so far up into your colon, the next time you fart, everybody in the room thinks KFC just started making deliveries."

That's what makes me an Original.
 

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Zorin said:
He sounds like one of those "MGTOW" guys, basically just radical feminism for men with the sexes reversed...
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He wants a woman, MGTOW are sour grapes saying they don't.
Lucas is a very hateful person and trying to use science to justify his pedophila. But end of the day he's grown to hate women because they won't fuck a MRSA infected long time homeless welfare user schizo.
 
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Bassomatic said:
He wants a woman, MGTOW are sour grapes saying they don't.
Lucas is a very hateful person and trying to use science to justify his pedophila. But end of the day he's grown to hate women because they won't fuck a MRSA infected long time homeless welfare user schizo.
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Fair enough, I think most of the MGTOW guys are in denial about not wanting women though, that's why they're so interested in porn... it's more of sour grapes, but that's just my opinion.
 
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Long Telomere Daddy said:
That's his sultry "come hither" gaze. Two minutes of dead-silent, unblinking, raw seduction.

Wow.
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It's like he's saying "come help me move this box from the back of my windowless van" without saying a word.

With a face like that, I can't understand why millennial sluts aren't lining up to get telomered. Dude's got it all, an uncluttered apartment, bottomless fries from Red Robin, and he's really good at conversations and walking. Plus MRSA, which I'm pretty sure isn't a horrible disease, but rather an acronym for "Mega Rad Sexing Abilities."

Maybe they really are ageist bigots...
 
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A greatly extended version of the usual spiel in this video, featuring the general lucas contradictions:

1. He tries to score hippie martyr liberal pity points by saying that he doesn't need money, and doesn't have a car because they're bad for the environment / corporations suck etc......But then IMMEDIATELY follows this by bragging about how his family has 2 million in the bank and his stepdad is old and close to dead. So basically, I don't have money, but I do have money. It's amazing how his own betrayal of his shallow liberal affectations doesn't strike him as more obviously hypocritical, but I'm learning that Lucas (as @QueenBurritoSupreme has said!) never listens to anyone.

2. More old and young spiel. The world has old rocks next to young saplings, so hop on my dick little girl! Yeah, Lucas, that'll work.

3. Even if one swallowed the whole insane 11-year age gap thing, WHY WOULD THEY HAVE TO DATE LUCAS? There's a million good reasons not to date him that have nothing to do with his age.

4. "Paternal aging myth" is a thing because Government research says so. The government is horrible rich oligarchs taking corporate money that are lying to you in ever way.....except in this one way, where you should listen to them.

Basically, more crazy. He's exhausting.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
3. Even if one swallowed the whole insane 11-year age gap thing, WHY WOULD THEY HAVE TO DATE LUCAS? There's a million good reasons not to date him that have nothing to do with his age.
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11 year age gap? That's right at the telomere tipping point. This man needs, nay, deserves at least a 20 year age gap because... science! Have his videos taught you nothing?
 
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Fiercely Codependent said:
He's at it again! This one offers a lot of insight into his past relationships, I think.
WARNING: Major amount of moob in this video.
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This feels like a great fly-on-the-wall video. Like you know he recites some variation of this spiel to himself every night while making dinner, and this thine he happened to leave the camera on.
 
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In a retarded universe where the age of consent is 35+ for males multiple things would happpen.

A:If it's actually enforced then increase of rapes from younger men

B: People don't follow the age of consent now, you still have a 20 year old fucking a 17 year old. What the hell makes him think they won't do it in such a huge ass gap?

C : (Most important one) Lucas STILL wouldn't get a QT 16 year old GF
 
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ZeCommissar said:
In a exceptional universe where the age of consent is 35+ for males multiple things would happpen.
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If the human race, in its pursuit of optimal telomere lengths and healthy DNA took that extraordinary step, I would think there would be laws in place that would prohibit Lucas from breeding as well. He is as far from an ideal sperm donor as one can imagine- and not even going to imagine what a nightmare he would be as a PARENT.
 
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