Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Besides did this moron really suggest that all types of jobs should get the same payment? Does this fat piece of junk ever realized, that if something like this would be implemented, then there would be no doctors, translators, mechanics, specialists etc. because it would be pointless to be specialist if a janitor earns as much as you do? Jesus, he has the way of thinking similar to a 8 year old kid. I wonder why he didn't state yet to "print money and give to everyone". I would love to see a CEO or Lawyer working for $8000 a year. Right...

No, see what he is ACTUALLY suggesting is that everyone, regardless of employment, get a bitcoin. It's even more flawed because no one would actually work at all.
 
It's already been brought up, Lucas not posting videos to his YouTube channel(s) and that maybe he's been suspended/blocked. At the 5:29 mark he says he can't post to his YouTube even though he created the channels. So it does look he's been blocked from his channels. Oh and at the 10:10 mark when he was under the bridge he saw a gofer thing and decided to leave the area. Looks to me he was scared of the gofer thing and left.

Lol. Did he really say in two weeks he is gonna ride the gondola? Waiting for his next check? That is hilarious since the Spokane gondola is only like ten bucks.
He said it would cut into his budget, and he already had something to pay so he was going to wait 2 weeks to ride the the gondola. He also said he was going to do his laundry next week, so that might be the "something to pay".
Is Lucas still carrying around the duffel bag along with his back pack.

No, see what he is ACTUALLY suggesting is that everyone, regardless of employment, get a bitcoin. It's even more flawed because no one would actually work at all.
I think what he said was everyone gets a bitcoin. Those that are employed get another 1, so it would make 2 bitcoins for the employed regardless of the job they hold. So yea, a Dr. would get paid the same as a janitor.
 
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It's already been brought up, Lucas not posting videos to his YouTube channel(s) and that maybe he's been suspended/blocked. At the 5:29 mark he says he can't post to his YouTube even though he created the channels. So it does look he's been blocked from his channels. Oh and at the 10:10 mark when he was under the bridge he saw a gofer thing and decided to leave the area. Looks to me he was scared of the gofer thing and left.


He said it would cut into his budget, and he already had something to pay so he has to going to wait 2 weeks to ride the the gondola.


I think what he said was everyone gets a bitcoin. Those that are employed get another 1, so it would make 2 bitcoins for the employed regardless of the job they hold. So yea, a Dr. would get paid the same as a janitor.
Oh yeah you definitely weren't wrong, I was just pointing out that it's somehow even dumber than just everyone who is employed getting the same amount. I wonder if in his mind, people like him who are on disability would get 2 bitcoins since they hypothetically would work if they could.
 
Oh yeah you definitely weren't wrong, I was just pointing out that it's somehow even dumber than just everyone who is employed getting the same amount. I wonder if in his mind, people like him who are on disability would get 2 bitcoins since they hypothetically would work if they could.
He's already said his "employment/work" is his social media so he'd be expecting to get paid the extra bitcoin. Lucas and a Dr. -- same pay.
 
Lol @ him gasping for breath after a short walk
Lucas is seriously in terrible shape. He walks for a few seconds or any activity like "singing" and he's out of breath.

I'm not a fan of this lazy fake gf/date era. Lucas needs to return to screaming, but he's likely scared to because of riot stuff.
 
There aren’t enough X’s in the universe to adequately display my feelings on his post.

Also the hairline....

Edit: it also seems bizarre that someone could go 8 years without a sniff of a date and then become homeless and this is the point women start to drop in his lap, assuming this is real (which it isn’t) and assuming this lovely lady is the same one from the protest he’s up to 3 with the pair he 4:20’d with this morning.
God-damn, Milo has let himself go!!
 
Can someone translate this but of Wern-speak for me? I don't get the 1950s reference.

"...as we longingly ate our fries like it was motherfuck 1950s in 2020."

You know that cliché image of a couple sharing a single milkshake with two straws in a soda shoppe in the 1950s? I think he's equating it to that...

Though no woman would ever Lady and the Tramp fries with the Wern. Not if she valued her own health.
 
Young women of the world, don’t waste your time with successful motivated people of your own generation, live with me in literal poverty for the next 20/30 years when maybe I’ll have some $$$ and we can save the world!!! What an offer.
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Rut ro, fatty is mad at the capitalist car driving girlfriend hoarders again on IG. I wonder if his absolutely-totally-100% real black/blonde girlfriend already dumped him?
This is the video, he posted it from his instagram to his FB. Don't know how to embed the video itself, so posting the link:

 
It's already been brought up, Lucas not posting videos to his YouTube channel(s) and that maybe he's been suspended/blocked. At the 5:29 mark he says he can't post to his YouTube even though he created the channels. So it does look he's been blocked from his channels. Oh and at the 10:10 mark when he was under the bridge he saw a gofer thing and decided to leave the area. Looks to me he was scared of the gofer thing and left.


He said it would cut into his budget, and he already had something to pay so he was going to wait 2 weeks to ride the the gondola. He also said he was going to do his laundry next week, so that might be the "something to pay".
Is Lucas still carrying around the duffel bag along with his back pack.


I think what he said was everyone gets a bitcoin. Those that are employed get another 1, so it would make 2 bitcoins for the employed regardless of the job they hold. So yea, a Dr. would get paid the same as a janitor.

Nope, just a backpack now which may explain why he never is changing his clothes.
 
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