TGWTG Mathew Buck / Film Brain / @FB_BMB - Whiny self-sabotaging British film reviewer, bald as Prince William, thick as Prince Harry. Welshy made him watch porn. He was not pleased. Accidentally took his mum to a sex flick. SYMBOLISM!1!1!1!

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It's official, Filmbrain is staying away from theaters because people stopped wearing masks. https://twitter.com/FB_BMB/status/1428396827481628674
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Someone tried to talk him into going, but it didn't work. https://twitter.com/VincentSIFTD/status/1428422385477238794
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OH MY GOD, FROM THE LAND OF FARAGE.
WHAT YOU'RE WITNESSING HERE IS SOME SELF-SABOTAGE!
I miss 2019 as much as anybody, and I hated the mask mandate back when it was first rolled out, but mother of God, Film Brain is now coming across as a PARODY of someone dealing with lockdown dilemmas. At least with masks you can try to have fun with it, like pretending to be a cowboy or having something to do a Kakashi cosplay.
 
It's official, Filmbrain is staying away from theaters because people stopped wearing masks. https://twitter.com/FB_BMB/status/1428396827481628674
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Someone tried to talk him into going, but it didn't work. https://twitter.com/VincentSIFTD/status/1428422385477238794
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We joke about cowardly beta males but Christ, this is too much. I'd like to see Mathew deal with a real problem for a change, I assume he would just shrivel up and then vanish into thin air, leaving only a puddle smelling of soy and curry.
 
We joke about cowardly beta males but Christ, this is too much. I'd like to see Mathew deal with a real problem for a change, I assume he would just shrivel up and then vanish into thin air, leaving only a puddle smelling of soy and curry.
This is what happens when you've been coddled by your parents for your whole life. I'm also guessing the CA hugbox mentality also played a role in negative comments=trolling as well only Constructive Criticism mentality that he has.
Also Mathew complained about online creators not making enough money.
https://twitter.com/FB_BMB/status/1428291257202364419
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This is what happens when you've been coddled by your parents for your whole life. I'm also guessing the CA hugbox mentality also played a role in negative comments=trolling as well only Constructive Criticism mentality that he has.
Also Mathew complained about online creators not making enough money.
https://twitter.com/FB_BMB/status/1428291257202364419
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The absolute delusion wow
'Many put so much work in filming, research and sheer time' - Yeah, but not you mate. You make few videos, and what you make is bad quality. Nobody will pay for that, even if the monetisation system is changed.
 
It's official, Filmbrain is staying away from theaters because people stopped wearing masks. https://twitter.com/FB_BMB/status/1428396827481628674
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Someone tried to talk him into going, but it didn't work. https://twitter.com/VincentSIFTD/status/1428422385477238794
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This level of cuckery is frustrating to even read

What's the point of even getting the jabs then? Was it literally just for twitter points?

This dude is so fragile even looking at motherfucking cinema tickets make him feel bad, it doesn't get more soy than this
 
film brain looks like a child star who was in one movie and was mega famous and beloved and now 20 years later he's balding and making youtube videos that get a max of 100 views and no one knows who he is.

that's what he looks like, but the sad part is even that would be more successful than what he actually is.
 
film brain looks like a child star who was in one movie and was mega famous and beloved and now 20 years later he's balding and making youtube videos that get a max of 100 views and no one knows who he is.

that's what he looks like, but the sad part is even that would be more successful than what he actually is.
Sad part was he wasn't even beloved back then. People had to keep defending Filmbrain because fans on TGWTG and the Spoony Experiment were bashing him in the comments. That's why they had only Constructive Criticism for the Bad Movie Beatdown of Equillibrium and why Spoony addressed the backlash to his crossover with Mathew in the DOA review. People didn't even like Filmbrain back when he was more popular. He just got shoved down people's throats like the WWE does to their Main Eventers like Randy Orton, John Cena, or Roman Reigns.
 
That's why they had only Constructive Criticism for the Bad Movie Beatdown of Equillibrium and why Spoony addressed the backlash to his crossover with Mathew in the DOA review.
No joke I think the Equilibrium review was the point when I completely lost interest in the angry reviewer shtick and TGWTG. I didn't particularly like the movie but I was like come on bro, its an average action flick with an interesting premise and you are spazzing out like the director fucked your sister or something.
 
I can't help but feel sorry for the guy, because of how in denial he is about his hair loss. It's baffling how despite him being one of the younger CA members, he now looks older than Doug AND Spoony. He'd look infinitely better if he just took the plunge and shaved away what's left of his hair and groomed his beard even just a little bit.

But then I remember how cowardly he is that he's too scared to go out and actually watch movies despite being fully vaxxed, and the sympathy starts to fade away. Besides, even if he did go out to theaters, I've got a feeling that parents would try and hide their children from him after seeing him.
 
I've got a feeling that parents would try and hide their children from him after seeing him.
Indeed, and rightly so.

I just can't get over the faces he pulls. He's gotten the memo that some youtubers make stupid/silly reaction faces in the thumbnail, but he apparently doesn't understand how those work. His are bloody terrifying. Mathew loves movies but he doesn't understand how to put on a basic filter or how to brighten his photo so he doesn't look like death warmed over. How has he learned nothing at all from over a decade of making videos on the internet? It's baffling.

He can even just look at his ex-colleagues and literally copy what they do and it would be better. I wouldn't call Phelous a particularly handsome guy, but he pulls silly faces in his thumbnails, and cleans them up a bit, and they look fine. They make you want to watch the video, or at least they won't turn you off immediately.
 
Wait he is gay? Honestly I hate to say it but he should keep the stashe.
1. No clue, because I've never heard him being involved with someone.

2. The OP mentioned some footage believed to be lost where FIlm Brain was shown some porn and it looked like he was going to be sick, so apparently he finds straight porn to be repulsive.
 
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