Matt Evans / Beardson Beardly / “Beansoy Queerly” - Raging middle aged divorcee, 4’10 Hobbit of America First, seething incel, Nick Fuentes slave, soyboy, alcoholic, manlet, Age of Consent Abolitionist, rape fantasizer, groomer, mogged by Louie Theroux, Demoted Gutter Goblin, Doxxer & False Flagger

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Beardson was just live on IG going through a mid-life crisis, whlist singing melancholy songs with his guitar.

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yeah Beardson you have a legit audience and don't only exist to be a tumor on America First

Beardson explaining his side of the Louis documentary also pretend still he never did the Roman Salute on video and Ralph accepting his premise that he never did and licking his nuts.
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Ralph covering for Beardson that he never did Roman Salute and Beardson said he doesn't need to lie because he doesn't have job and part 2 were he supposedly apologized to Brittany Venti (which is most likely bullshit) also beardson upset Louis went after him harder compare to Nick and Baked.
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Beardson explains he's loyal to Nick and why he's an attack dog for him
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Explain why TRS guys failed is because they don't forgive people and why his a forgiving person and doesn't mind squashing beef with people. :story:
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Beardson And Ralph talk about on how they would fuck Down Syndrome Victoria Secret Model
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Now Ralph and Beardson go back to lying and coping about he never sent that "low age of consent" post on Gab
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"I'm a pretty forgiving guy"
Someone should press Beardson on this and ask him to forgive Auti aka: Autistotle who was a fellow Dlive streamer and long time poster in right wing twitter who was close to Beardson and Nick but had a falling out over a catboy joke. He should also reach out to Patrick and try to squash the beef there, but he won't because he's bullshitting trying to make himself look good over TRS, which is the play he did for years.
 
Again with Gavin McInnes copycatism, again, it’s pretentious and inferior in every way. Gavin is the Godfather of Hipsterdom cause he was instrumental in that subculture in his Vice days. Still gay, but Beersoy is just a loser, so he calls himself that to cope with being in a sexless marriage with a black stepdaughter.
 
THE WHOLE NICKFIRST MOVEMENT WENT ON fucking "age of consent" should be lowered tirade back in Nov/oct. Sometime in fall. Telegram posts...videos...ppp covered it.

Beersoy being the definition of a soy follower went along with it. Holy shit. You lying hobbit trash. Im about to do my own breakdown video of this bs because thats insane. Fuck you pathetic little wannabe rapist shithead.
 
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All the comments are roasting the Gunt-Hobbit crossover.

Also one commenter coined a new term “hobbitguarding” for Beersoy, similar to Guntguard or my term “Catguarding” for Nick. Lol
 
"I'm a pretty forgiving guy"
Someone should press Beardson on this and ask him to forgive Auti aka: Autistotle who was a fellow Dlive streamer and long time poster in right wing twitter who was close to Beardson and Nick but had a falling out over a catboy joke. He should also reach out to Patrick and try to squash the beef there, but he won't because he's bullshitting trying to make himself look good over TRS, which is the play he did for years.
He's doing that thing that fake and insufferable Christians do (or lefties trying to turn Christianity back on itself). Preach judgement when you're pissed at someone, preach forgiveness when other people are pissed at you.

Beardsoy Baggins and Ethan Ralph really wanted to discuss taking the Ring back to Mordor to save the white race.
When they get to that scene where one of them collapses, they're fucked, cause no way either of these guys can carry the other.
 
louis trolled him so hard when he played that clip of beardsoy expressing his desire to anally rape brittany. an international audience of several hundred million people will watch this seething manlet at his least optical moment. he cannot recover from this.
 
Every time I want to be forgiving and sympathetic toward Beardson or any of these people, I am reminded of why they suck.

In this case, it's all this whinging about "Nazi salutes." I'm not a Nazi myself but this kind of shit still rubs me the wrong way. "We're not the real Nazis! We're not the real racists! We're not the real terrorists! THEY are!"

What it ultimately amounts to is cucking. It's a subtle distinction but it makes a big difference. They want to set up this false dichotomy where you're either a "schizo wignat" who wants to commit genocide, or you're a "good g(r)oyper" who knows where the line is drawn and ultimately subscribes to the moral authority of the powers that be. Laura Loomer is watching. What ultimately matters isn't that you've been systematically purged and censored out of your own public space, it's that you more-or-less jokingly did an arm motion because fuck the system. And lets be clear, it was objectively a "roman salute".

It's the same as in Canada. One guy with a Swastika and both parties spend hundreds of hours, media coverage, and untold amounts of psychological energy in arguing over who is the bigger "Nazi." And it's the same exact thing with Ralph and Beardson. There's no limit to the sheer amount of virtue signaling that they will do to ingratiate themselves to that "moral paradigm." And at the end of the day, it might seem innocent. Guys, get it through your fucking skulls. None of us are "REAL NAZIS." Because what "REAL NAZI" ultimately signifies is "evil genocidal demon from Hell." Beardson might be repulsive but the notion that he or anyone else needs to prove that they aren't genocidal cartoon characters is just psychotic. And that's what all this "Nazi paranoia" shit is - psychotic crazy weird shit. Stop validating the mental illness of the system. Next time throw another Roman and tell Louis to shut the fuck up and learn to laugh. If you can't handle that then fuck you, is what I say.
 
Every time I want to be forgiving and sympathetic toward Beardson or any of these people, I am reminded of why they suck.

In this case, it's all this whinging about "Nazi salutes." I'm not a Nazi myself but this kind of shit still rubs me the wrong way. "We're not the real Nazis! We're not the real racists! We're not the real terrorists! THEY are!"

What it ultimately amounts to is cucking. It's a subtle distinction but it makes a big difference. They want to set up this false dichotomy where you're either a "schizo wignat" who wants to commit genocide, or you're a "good g(r)oyper" who knows where the line is drawn and ultimately subscribes to the moral authority of the powers that be. Laura Loomer is watching. What ultimately matters isn't that you've been systematically purged and censored out of your own public space, it's that you more-or-less jokingly did an arm motion because fuck the system. And lets be clear, it was objectively a "roman salute".

It's the same as in Canada. One guy with a Swastika and both parties spend hundreds of hours, media coverage, and untold amounts of psychological energy in arguing over who is the bigger "Nazi." And it's the same exact thing with Ralph and Beardson. There's no limit to the sheer amount of virtue signaling that they will do to ingratiate themselves to that "moral paradigm." And at the end of the day, it might seem innocent. Guys, get it through your fucking skulls. None of us are "REAL NAZIS." Because what "REAL NAZI" ultimately signifies is "evil genocidal demon from Hell." Beardson might be repulsive but the notion that he or anyone else needs to prove that they aren't genocidal cartoon characters is just psychotic. And that's what all this "Nazi paranoia" shit is - psychotic crazy weird shit. Stop validating the mental illness of the system. Next time throw another Roman and tell Louis to shut the fuck up and learn to laugh. If you can't handle that then fuck you, is what I say.
the worst part is that Beardson started this huge rift within the alt right to enrich himself. he will brag about converting "hundreds" of TRS listeners because they were dumb enough to buy into Beardson's fake morality and the narrative that you can be edgy and "optical" at the same time. He blamed TRS for every falter within the right despite AF being just as much an issue in that regard if not 100x worse in the past year alone but guess who makes him money? It's sick, it's basically Mean Girls for right wing wannabe e-celebs aging rapidly.
 
Every time I want to be forgiving and sympathetic toward Beardson or any of these people, I am reminded of why they suck.

In this case, it's all this whinging about "Nazi salutes." I'm not a Nazi myself but this kind of shit still rubs me the wrong way. "We're not the real Nazis! We're not the real racists! We're not the real terrorists! THEY are!"

What it ultimately amounts to is cucking. It's a subtle distinction but it makes a big difference. They want to set up this false dichotomy where you're either a "schizo wignat" who wants to commit genocide, or you're a "good g(r)oyper" who knows where the line is drawn and ultimately subscribes to the moral authority of the powers that be. Laura Loomer is watching. What ultimately matters isn't that you've been systematically purged and censored out of your own public space, it's that you more-or-less jokingly did an arm motion because fuck the system. And lets be clear, it was objectively a "roman salute".

It's the same as in Canada. One guy with a Swastika and both parties spend hundreds of hours, media coverage, and untold amounts of psychological energy in arguing over who is the bigger "Nazi." And it's the same exact thing with Ralph and Beardson. There's no limit to the sheer amount of virtue signaling that they will do to ingratiate themselves to that "moral paradigm." And at the end of the day, it might seem innocent. Guys, get it through your fucking skulls. None of us are "REAL NAZIS." Because what "REAL NAZI" ultimately signifies is "evil genocidal demon from Hell." Beardson might be repulsive but the notion that he or anyone else needs to prove that they aren't genocidal cartoon characters is just psychotic. And that's what all this "Nazi paranoia" shit is - psychotic crazy weird shit. Stop validating the mental illness of the system. Next time throw another Roman and tell Louis to shut the fuck up and learn to laugh. If you can't handle that then fuck you, is what I say.
Half the time we see “Nazi swatsikas” being drawn (and usually very terribly), it’s usually jews or blacks faking it because faking hate crimes Is good business in the modern age

Regarding Beersoy and Nick isn’t it ironic that they shit on Wignats™ When they like Hitler but Beersoy calls himself an Aryan super soldier (I know it’s irony but just hypocritical) and Nick UN ironically believe he’s another fuhrer? Lmao
 
It's worth less than the crack shack Gunt inherited!
To most people their Doctor neighbour is someone they want their kids to emulate as they see the doctor as a success (the doctor being a member of the upper middle class)

Dingo sees that same paradigm but with Ralph. To Dingo, Ralph’s level of financial security is what Dingo strives for and hopes that his kids can accomplish one day.

Which is extremely sad for Dingo.
 
Fun fact beardson and his former co-host used to Simp for a pedophile named Jared off Twitter whose objective was to get young right wing dudes to Troon out and become traps

I think he stalks Nick's thread, or Nick's PR person has done some Google-wiping for him because it was harder to find his address this time around. If his GF left him in their shared apartment, this is his dox.

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Blair M Blumenberg is his ex-girlfriend/ex-wife.
What site is this BTW?
 
Every time I want to be forgiving and sympathetic toward Beardson or any of these people, I am reminded of why they suck.

In this case, it's all this whinging about "Nazi salutes." I'm not a Nazi myself but this kind of shit still rubs me the wrong way. "We're not the real Nazis! We're not the real racists! We're not the real terrorists! THEY are!"

What it ultimately amounts to is cucking. It's a subtle distinction but it makes a big difference. They want to set up this false dichotomy where you're either a "schizo wignat" who wants to commit genocide, or you're a "good g(r)oyper" who knows where the line is drawn and ultimately subscribes to the moral authority of the powers that be. Laura Loomer is watching. What ultimately matters isn't that you've been systematically purged and censored out of your own public space, it's that you more-or-less jokingly did an arm motion because fuck the system. And lets be clear, it was objectively a "roman salute".

It's the same as in Canada. One guy with a Swastika and both parties spend hundreds of hours, media coverage, and untold amounts of psychological energy in arguing over who is the bigger "Nazi." And it's the same exact thing with Ralph and Beardson. There's no limit to the sheer amount of virtue signaling that they will do to ingratiate themselves to that "moral paradigm." And at the end of the day, it might seem innocent. Guys, get it through your fucking skulls. None of us are "REAL NAZIS." Because what "REAL NAZI" ultimately signifies is "evil genocidal demon from Hell." Beardson might be repulsive but the notion that he or anyone else needs to prove that they aren't genocidal cartoon characters is just psychotic. And that's what all this "Nazi paranoia" shit is - psychotic crazy weird shit. Stop validating the mental illness of the system. Next time throw another Roman and tell Louis to shut the fuck up and learn to laugh. If you can't handle that then fuck you, is what I say.
Really good post, Snickerdoodle. I want to be sympathetic towards Beardson, too, and he makes it difficult (as demonstrated by his becoming the new Gator, spouting unoptical nonsense with the Gunt.)

Still, I want Beardson to get a severance deal and leave while he still can. And, I probably always will see him in a more charitable light than Fuentes or Baked Alaska. Beardson was not born into a well-off, never-have-to-work circumstance. Many of the "Groypers" are upper-middle class and rather spoiled and lazy; this is why so many of them look like improbable skinny fat caricatures. Not Beardson. Also, he had the misfortune a lot of guys had in that he came up right when the economy tanked (2008/9) and never truly recoved until, incidentally, the Trump years (imo due to the Fed, not the JuJu Cum guzzler.)

So to be honest, the more I thought about this, I see Beardson as the most sympathetic character. I think he being an attack dog is also linked to a feeling of "having something to prove" around these other guys whose families have money to piddle away and or have curious media connections (as in the case of Fuentes.)

I could be going full schizo on this, but I wonder if Beardson actually bought that house, or if someone rented it to him as a prop for a week. Hear me out: I don't ever recall him mentioning moving and I think his background has stayed the same (unlike Nipples, Beardson doesn't green screen it like a fag.) It seems plausible that he might have even rented out a place on his own, without help from AF finances, just to "look better in front of Louis." Speaking from experience, it is humiliating if you have an apartment and then someone visits and that person is used to a big house (whether Louis has a physically big house or not, I don't know. But, we all know he is very financially successful.) So, while I could be way off on this theory, I'd have a twinge of softness towards Beardson. I really know what it's like to try to "fit in and go the extra mile" to do so.

And that's another thing: he was clearly wounded when Louis dug into him for the Roman salute. Beardson genuinely seemed star struck at first. And to be fair, I don't actually think Beardson even is 'far Right.' Indeed, I think Louis Theroux may well have genuinely thought Beardson was lying about this and, given the throwing up of Romans, felt he caught him red handed.

Tactically speaking, Beardson should have just owned it and said, "of course it was a Roman salute. Bowie did one, Cleese did many, and so did I do this whimsically. It doesn't make me anything other than a guy goofying around. People have to stop being so sensitive" etc. Now, the Britney Venti nonsense he would have been best served getting out in front of, explaining that it was a "comedy bit gone to far, for which I am ashamed, deeply sorry, and personally apologized to Britney."

The fact that these guys don't know some basic crisis management/PR 101 rules is evident and shows, beyond Fuentes*, they are all expendable.

I think that Louis actually thought these guys were the new SS inner circle successors to Richard Spencer. And, it wasn't until deep in the process that Louis started to say, "hold on, what the hell even is this thing?" If I'm right, it's an almost Being There tier collision of circumstances, with everyone not communicating.

None of this excuses or takes away from the bad things he's done or spiral down the AF toilet he has willfully stayed in. But, I also think it would be wrong to see Beardson as "the root of the problem" as some guys are saying, like RPG. That's unfair because AF is a Fuentes personality cult, pure and simple. That is the root of the problem. Broken and mixed up guys attracted to this is a symptom of the disease.

Again, I am very confident that Beardson is being set up as the eventual "pound of flesh." He does not have the financial resources or connections that Fuentes has, and would be crucified if ZOG decided to make him the lightning rod.

*I still think Nipples will be dumped by whoever is running him. However, for the time being, whatever group of fags it is that backstops Lil'Nipples, their "investment" is entirely in the personality cult. Beardson, I know you probably think this is just another "wignat" "alog" trying to "d&c" but I wish you'd consider what I'm writing. At least talk it over with your family.
 
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Found this. Basically this reinforces my post about how Beersoy’s rape threats against Brittany Venti can technically be a crime.

Also regarding the poster above me, you just don’t know enough about Beersoy’s horrible behavior (ask @gaystoner). Half the time it’s not even Nick ordering him to attack, Beersoy is a trained attack dog that craves attention and he’s been doing this long before he became a Catguard for Nick Fuentes. Watch how he acted towards Culture War Criminal in September or Dalton recently. Beersoy is an unredeemable hobbit mutant and he has a sense of power in the AF movement. In fact he and YOBA both hold the cards above any mid leve Gayper, because they’re both power hungry maniacs who’ve hedged their bets on Nick and they see the grift of Nick as a success even against all odds.
 
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Found this. Basically this reinforces my post about how Beersoy’s rape threats against Brittany Venti can technically be a crime.

Also regarding the poster above me, you just don’t know enough about Beersoy’s horrible behavior (ask @gaystoner). Half the time it’s not even Nick ordering him to attack, Beersoy is a trained attack dog that craves attention and he’s been doing this long before he became a Catguard for Nick Fuentes. Watch how he acted towards Culture War Criminal in September or Dalton recently. Beersoy is an unredeemable hobbit mutant and he has a sense of power in the AF movement. In fact he and YOBA both hold the cards above any mid leve Gayper, because they’re both power hungry maniacs who’ve hedged their bets on Nick and they see the grift of Nick as a success even against all odds.
Fair enough and you are correct, I don't know a lot of the Beardson lore so maybe my read of it is off. I do sometimes give people more of the benefit of the doubt than they are entitled. I'll watch the thread for a while and absorb it. But, I stand by my view that Nipples is seriously thinking of Ernsting Beardson.
 
Fair enough and you are correct, I don't know a lot of the Beardson lore so maybe my read of it is off. I do sometimes give people more of the benefit of the doubt than they are entitled. I'll watch the thread for a while and absorb it. But, I stand by my view that Nipples is seriously thinking of Ernsting Beardson.
Beardson did have the potential to be a sympathetic guy under circumstances especially some of the family related stuff but in the end he simply chose to be an asshole because he felt he could get away with it while being a facefag. He wanted to be a big name during GamerGate and it never happened, every e-celeb or political figure he tried to link up with didn't pan out until he met Nick who was young and naive enough to let that creep into his life. Not saying Nick wouldn't be gay or egotistical but it was def Beardson's influence that pushed Nick onto the much weirder side of things, because the fat bearded hobbit had a million hang-ups especially when it came to women and others who were successful. I think in the end there's simply an archetype that exists to be this narcissistic lolcow that will always fuck up and carry along for our amusement. Even if they find a modicum of success they will never be able to escape their nature and will fuck it up eventually and cause blowout after blowout for everyone to see.
 
Fair enough and you are correct, I don't know a lot of the Beardson lore so maybe my read of it is off. I do sometimes give people more of the benefit of the doubt than they are entitled. I'll watch the thread for a while and absorb it. But, I stand by my view that Nipples is seriously thinking of Ernsting Beardson.
Beersoy is part of the old guard of AF, he’s been around since 2017. To Nick it’s against his own ego and interest to exile Beersoy. Maybe he’ll order Beersoy to calm down to downplay his role in AF, or maybe not. Based on the post documentary reaction by the trio, it appears that Beersoy won’t be punished most likely. He’s a useful asset for Nick to remove “dissent” within his “movement”

Furthermore because Beersoy claims he’s not “political” side of AF, he’s a perfect for Fuentes as Fuentes can use plausible deniability on Nick’s behalf whenever Nick wants to purge someone like CWC or RPG out
 
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