Michael Anthony Janke / Mike Janke - Father of Isabella, Former Navy SEAL Team Four and Six Member - Ridiculously wealthy; has founded or been a part of seven different data privacy-focused start-ups

[Badungus Kabungus]

Cool story putinbot

Okay there, Meal Team Six.

 

[Freya]

Okay there, Meal Team Six.
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You got btfo by chechens

 

[Greasy Spoon]

Imagine being a "consumer" and buying privacy "products" and a piece of shit like this, glowing like a motherfucker, is in the middle of every single business venture involving "privacy."

If you trust any of this shit you're literally retarded. Janke being involved with any of them? Avoid them like the plague.

Exactly, he started a privacy/security 'foundry'/incubator precisely so he could have his glowing fingers in all the pies. I mean they call this guy the anti-Snowden (archive), the fucking anti-Snowden. Apparently Snowden was a massive windfall (archive) for 'privacy capitalist' Mike. Regarding his products these are the most obvious consumer-oriented ones for info:

• Silent Phone
• Silent Phone app for Android & iOS
• GoSilent Cube (hardware firewall/VPN) - this is presumably the 'atilla box' Bella claims to use
• Blackphone & Blackphone 2 (superseded by Silent Phone)
• Silent Text (discontinued 2015)
• Silent Mail (discontinued 2013)

^ mfw I had a glowphone (an expensive novelty really). Small world. Literal retard.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

You got btfo by chechens

How would I btfo myself?

Chechnya is part of Russia if you haven't been following the news.

 

[Justtocheck]

Exactly, he started a privacy/security 'foundry'/incubator precisely so he could have his glowing fingers in all the pies. I mean they call this guy the anti-Snowden (archive), the fucking anti-Snowden. Apparently Snowden was a massive windfall (archive) for 'privacy capitalist' Mike. Regarding his products these are the most obvious consumer-oriented ones for info:

• Silent Phone
• Silent Phone app for Android & iOS
• GoSilent Cube (hardware firewall/VPN) - this is presumably the 'atilla box' Bella claims to use
• Blackphone & Blackphone 2 (superseded by Silent Phone)
• Silent Text (discontinued 2015)
• Silent Mail (discontinued 2013)

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^ mfw I had a glowphone (an expensive novelty really). Small world. Literal retard.

lol are those hair implants. Nice.

 

[AnOminous]

lol are those hair implants. Nice.

Just have some dignity, baldie. Lmao he is an ashamed bald guy. Imagine that. How pathetic do you have to be to be ashamed of normal physical processes? We are male humans, Mike. We go bald. It happens. Just cope with it, instead of seething.

 

[registered 2 hide avatars]

How many times are you all going to beat this "glow in the dark" meme to death? We get it, you have no capacity for self thought and get all your opinions from youtube schizos and random internet memes. This guy isn't even an intelligence agent, he's a self-help grifter and venture capitalist ffs. Post something novel for once.

 

[Unabashed Hermaphrodite]

How many times are you all going to beat this "glow in the dark" meme to death? We get it, you have no capacity for self thought and get all your opinions from youtube schizos and random internet memes. This guy isn't even an intelligence agent, he's a self-help grifter and venture capitalist ffs. Post something novel for once.

Oh come the fuck on, not again.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Just have some dignity, baldie. Lmao he is an ashamed bald guy. Imagine that. How pathetic do you have to be to be ashamed of normal physical processes? We are male humans, Mike. We go bald. It happens. Just cope with it, instead of seething.

It is quite vein, but I don't think it's worse than someone like Tim Pool who wears a beanie and looks like a penis in a condom.

 

[Justtocheck]

It is quite vein, but I don't think it's worse than someone like Tim Pool who wears a beanie and looks like a penis in a condom.

When you've got the Walter White option, everything else a man might do regarding his balding hair is a bad excuse.

At least then Mike would look like the actual bad guy he is, instead of larping as a middle aged American Capitalist. If you are gonna be a psycho ex-hired killer for CIA who spawns a fungal bomb of a daughter, you should look the part.

 

[Hairy_assburgers]

From my experience with narcissists (including dating one which made me research them) they all come from a household where the parents didnt coddle them enough or coddled them too much.

It seems to me her parents are probably narcissists themselves as usually narcissists have narcissistic parents. They probably have a history of having to clean up Bella's mess figuratively and literally. If shes gotten this bad, this comes from life long enabling and shielding her not for her own saftey, but the saftey of their image and career. Judging by the fact her parents send her sometimes $500 a week, they really havent given her any concept of being an independent adult so naturally she feels shes untouchable because of the money her parents generate.

I highly doubt her parents are oblivious to her behavior, especially since she was obviously given a psyche evaluation which led her to being prescribed medication. There are probably skeletons in her family's closet as well.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

I highly doubt her parents are oblivious to her behavior, especially since she was obviously given a psyche evaluation which led her to being prescribed medication. There are probably skeletons in her family's closet as well.

There are psychos who can manipulate their own parents, even competent ones. Especially if it's a situation where her parents are too busy to pay attention to what she's up to.

This is exactly why Seals should be sidelined. They can’t shut up.

The recruiting process needs to go back to the way it was during Vietnam. Nobody should be able to set out to become a SEAL. They should have to prove themselves in the regular military first, then the SEALs approach them. Invitation only. Some changes have been made fairly recently to keep the wrong kind of crazy people out. For example, in the early 2010s, candidates were forbidden from applying for SEAL training right out of basic. Now there's a two year minimum of experience in the Navy or Marines. Potential SEALs usually end up in SWCC teams (the people who insert and extract SEALs on boats) and underwater demolitions first. It has cut back on training deaths and hopefully will reduce the number of loose cannons who create more terrorists, like Tim Gallagher and Chris Kyle.

 

[Danny T.]

lol i put in Mikey and his parents into familysearch and i shit you not it traced their ancestry back to the 9th century lmaooo also apparently Bella is a direct descendant of this guy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_the_Bald

WE WUZ KINGZ N SHIETTT MAN
also nvm i was writing this message i decided to look a bit further and it somehow got to the NEGATIVE FIRST CENTURY

 

[Caesar]

lol i put in Mikey and his parents into familysearch and i shit you not it traced their ancestry back to the 9th century lmaooo also apparently Bella is a direct descendant of this guy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_the_Bald
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also nvm i was writing this message i decided to look a bit further and it somehow got to the NEGATIVE FIRST CENTURY

when you go this far back probably half this forum have lineage that's linked with him but amusing none the less

 

[Cripple]

lol i put in Mikey and his parents into familysearch and i shit you not it traced their ancestry back to the 9th century lmaooo also apparently Bella is a direct descendant of this guy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_the_Bald
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also nvm i was writing this message i decided to look a bit further and it somehow got to the NEGATIVE FIRST CENTURY

Every body with European blood is descended from Charlemagne due to the last common ancestor phenomenon where after a certain point in time everyone who was alive at the time is an ancestor of everyone with that blood line. For Europeans that time is around 600 years ago due to the Black Death bottlenecking the population.

Charlemagne’s DNA and Our Universal Royalty

This guy was Charlamange's grandson and well past that 600 year line so all European descendants are related to him as well. Charlemagne just gets cited as he's well known and all European royal houses descend from him.

In short, Bella, the next time you're pretending to be someone else buy can't help commenting your smarts or popularity (HA HA HA)-- Claiming descent from this guy isn't impressive.

 

[Justtocheck]

Every body with European blood is descended from Charlemagne due to the last common ancestor phenomenon where after a certain point in time everyone who was alive at the time is an ancestor of everyone with that blood line. For Europeans that time is around 600 years ago due to the Black Death bottlenecking the population.

Charlemagne’s DNA and Our Universal Royalty

This guy was Charlamange's grandson and well past that 600 year line so all European descendants are related to him as well. Charlemagne just gets cited as he's well known and all European royal houses descend from him.

In short, Bella, the next time you're pretending to be someone else buy can't help commenting your smarts or popularity (HA HA HA)-- Claiming descent from this guy isn't impressive.

HAHAHAH descendant of Charles THE BALD. LMAO. If you had taken care of your daughter as much as you take care of those new implants Mike... but I guess that it was determined from genetics what you had to take care of.

 

[FatalTater]

Hey, I'm also descended from Charlemagne! Have you guys heard about cousin Isabella? What a piece of crap she turned out to be!

 

[Hairy_assburgers]

There are psychos who can manipulate their own parents, even competent ones. Especially if it's a situation where her parents are too busy to pay attention to what she's up to.


The recruiting process needs to go back to the way it was during Vietnam. Nobody should be able to set out to become a SEAL. They should have to prove themselves in the regular military first, then the SEALs approach them. Invitation only. Some changes have been made fairly recently to keep the wrong kind of crazy people out. For example, in the early 2010s, candidates were forbidden from applying for SEAL training right out of basic. Now there's a two year minimum of experience in the Navy or Marines. Potential SEALs usually end up in SWCC teams (the people who insert and extract SEALs on boats) and underwater demolitions first. It has cut back on training deaths and hopefully will reduce the number of loose cannons who create more terrorists, like Tim Gallagher and Chris Kyle.

I agree with you totally. I believe her parents are not quite involved in her life. I dont want to be political but take a look at Trump and his family. Trump shows favoritism towards his daughter, has even sexualized her. His sons try so hard to seek his approval while his daughter has to do nothing to get his approval. His barely mentioned them.

A normal family (least when I was growing up as I'm old and come from an old fashioned family) would not tolerate her shit. You bully someone, you do half the shit she did? You get the wooden spoon, but shes now 21 and still doing shit that responsible parents would have dealt with years ago. It reminds me of Jessi Slaughter. Jessie's mother seemed to enable her, her father who was out of touch with reality, really wanted her to cut the shit and was livid over the people who harassed her. In the end, he died in jail and despite all of what he tried to do to provide her with a proper up bringing, she threw him under the bus in a later interview.

The internet has really allowed dysfunctional kids to not only proliferate but get gain support from other like minded kids. It's so easy for them to find a safe haven to totally ignore their parents pleas and get praised for acting like total lunatics for attention.

Heres an example. I'd be in ICU if I did this to my mother. It amazes me how so many kids are able to run the show nowadays.

 

[Jan Ciągwa]

Daddy must be SO disappointed that his spawn fucked up her opsec so hard.

 

[DerKryptid]

You got btfo by chechens

You got btfo by somalis fuck off