Michael Anthony Janke / Mike Janke - Father of Isabella, Former Navy SEAL Team Four and Six Member - Ridiculously wealthy; has founded or been a part of seven different data privacy-focused start-ups

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definitely not leondude said:
Has anyone contacted him via phone number, email, or anything else yet? Granted it's very risky and may or may not result in the full force of the United States Marine Corps arsenal being brought upon them
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If you cannot control yourself- LEAVE.
This is not Reddit.
This is not a place for children.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
I’ll just point out that Janke was part of the Charlie Sheen class of seals. Guys that went for BUDS thanks to watching the Navy Seal movie that came out in 1990.

Much like guys rushed to be naval aviators after watching Cruise and Kilmer play homoerotic beach volleyball.
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Are you telling me you DIDN'T want to take down a Peruvian drug cartel with WW2 planes after watching Iron Eagle 3?
 
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NoReturn said:
"It isn't nepotism, she's just the right man for the job."
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Holy shit i know it was a joke but now that you mention it, could it be that Bella was acting up in this exaggerated unhinged and typically un-feminine way as a form of compensation for the fact that she wasn't born a boy?

Like, having a pretty princess instead of a soldier boy might have hurt daddy in the soul, and given his line of work and the eventual falling appart of his first marriage (and/or whatever the reason might have been) he couldn't really be assed to make a new one, so he morphed his only spawn into a tuff puppy. But not being present in her life made her find her own place among the internet losers she calls simps.

And i doubt she had a good relationship with a mother figure. It doesn't look like she gets along with either of her moms.
 
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Call Me Ducket said:
Dude, this isn't just pozloading my neghole, this is jumping into the septic tank.
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but you get what i mean, right? what other outcome is there to that than some subnormal diving headfirst right into it? wouldn't a "we have received detailed information revealing his personal contact information" have sufficed?
 
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The real problem is not that some dumb fuck will call a glowie. It is that nothing funny will come out of it. He's not a deranged lunatic or autist who will give giggles and yell to LEAVE ME AND MAI DAUGHTER ALONE MEEEANIES REEEEE. He'll probably hang up/changed his phone already.

It's the fault of Chris, really. Responding to trolls for so many years, people think everyone will be funny lolcowish material. If he was truly deranged he a) wouldn't be an important person in cybersec and 2) would have socked already or tried making another social media post.
 
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My goodness- the comments!
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Okay my tech savy Kiwis have you heard about a black phone? How was she so shit at staying private?
Did he give Bella one?

He is VERY charismatic. If you actually listen to how Bella talks she DOES remind me of her dad.
 
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Oliveoil said:
My goodness- the comments!

Okay my tech savy Kiwis have you heard about a black phone? How was she so shit at staying private?
Did he give Bella one?
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She talked about using an "Attila Box" which is probably something from the Attila Security GoSilent line of products like this
GoSilent Cube - Hardware VPN
Edit: But despite having glowie tech she still left a huge trail online.
 
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Henry Hill said:
but you get what i mean, right? what other outcome is there to that than some subnormal diving headfirst right into it? wouldn't a "we have received detailed information revealing his personal contact information" have sufficed?
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Clout chasing like a dumbass.
 
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Call Me Ducket said:
She talked about using an "Attila Box" which is probably something from the Attila Security GoSilent line of products like this
GoSilent Cube - Hardware VPN
Edit: But despite having glowie tech she still left a huge trial online.
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Funny you mention Attilla.
I want to listen to all these to see how worth while they are to archive.
I am grabbing everything though.
HOW do you have something so sophisticated and STILL be found?
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Look at the data. Daughter was DEEP into fuckery at this point.
Mike Janke: Securing Machine to Machine Communications
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Mike Janke: Securing Machine to Machine Communications

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Will not be pitting this one on the site- there is a transcript of what they are talking about in the article.
Prophetic
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