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Michael Anthony Janke / Mike Janke - Father of Isabella, Former Navy SEAL Team Four and Six Member - Ridiculously wealthy; has founded or been a part of seven different data privacy-focused start-ups
Aye, they can't really get normal work- but they still manage to live their lives in the US. Anthony was dating her former lawyer last I checked, or something similar I believe, and he was financially bailing her out, and Zimmerman has his own sources of money via donations and other family members.
Theyre two cases of people who are pretty reviled, but if they can get their finances paid for and avoid the press/attention, are still able to go to local stops and otherwise continue living here.
Just for people saying that Bella Janke is going to get assaulted or can't possibly live in the US after this, there are other people with similar hatred from X communities that manage
Yeah. TBH could wind up like Casey pretty easily although with some well-off-enough neckbeard instead of some rich guy (I think she left the lawyer and is with some guy who is keeping both of their identities pretty obscure iirc.)
Yeah. TBH could wind up like Casey pretty easily although with some well-off-enough neckbeard instead of some rich guy (I think she left the lawyer and is with some guy who is keeping both of their identities pretty obscure iirc.)
Mike Janke tugboat for a major chunk of her life is where I think she'll go. Whether its just him giving her money, or using connections to try and get her a job, I'd still call it tugboat-esque.
Good luck on her dating and friend pool though, because other than sex pervs or weirdos, noone with any sense is going to ever want to be around her.
If what we are led to believe is true, she already has a pretty bad reputation on campus and has had one for awhile, but the main difference now is that this stuff is easily searchable, people outside of her campus will know of her now too, and any gaslighting she may attempt on other people, false personas, etc are not going to go over that well.
Mike Janke tugboat for a major chunk of her life is where I think she'll go. Whether its just him giving her money, or using connections to try and get her a job, I'd still call it tugboat-esque.
Good luck on her dating and friend pool though, because other than sex pervs or weirdos, noone with any sense is going to ever want to be around her.
While government jobs usually full of nepotism, glowies aren't that irresponsible to give any important job to degenerate weirdos like Bella. At best she may get a job as a secretary, accounting engineer or any other shitty nominal office work at CIA, yet Bella is a complete autist who won't be able to socialise with normalfags in any government facillity. Now, after she'll actually get her shitty job in some boxroom, the events can go in different scenarios:
1) Bella will say or do some completely retarded shit as she usually does, will get away with it untill she completly pisses off some of hire up glowies, after that her parents won't be able to cover her up any longer without humiliating themselves. Next they will try to distance themselves from Bella as much as possible and leave her on her own, than her fate will be sealed as she'll become a neet without any social skill or back up, and will live with her parents' money untill they'll be tired of her shit. In these types of situations men usually become wagies for life or end up as dick sucking hobbos under a bridge, but since Bella has a cunt and no dignity, she probably will be able to become a somewhat succesful camwhore.
2) Bella will manage to contain her autism and continue working properly, but as she's a weirdo, her collegues will mock and bully her as it usually happens with weird people in any environment. The issue is that she's no longer in school and her daddy won't be able to easely punish every evil bully who's messing with Bella, as all people there are equally privillaged. Knowing how egocentric Bella is, she won't be able to tolarate any of this shit and just quit the job. After that parents will try to find something else for her, but every outcome will be the same. Next it will be the same as in the first scenario: neet life and future as a camwhore, full of e-fame just as she wanted.
1) Bella will say or do some completely retarded shit as she usually does, will get away with it untill she completly pisses off some of hire up glowies, after that her parents won't be able to cover her up any longer without humiliating themselves. Next they will try to distance themselves from Bella as much as possible and leave her on her own, than her fate will be sealed as she'll become a neet without any social skill or back up, and will live with her parents' money untill they'll be tired of her shit. In these types of situations men usually become wagies for life or end up as dick sucking hobbos under a bridge, but since Bella has a cunt and no dignity, she probably will be able to become a somewhat succesful camwhore.
She won't be able to camwhore when she hits the wall. I can already tell she won't age gracefully into a milf. Her tits will start to sag, she may get tummy rolls, and her oily skin will get worse. She'd have to be able to pay for plastic surgery.
Until then, I could see her surviving off sugar daddies. There are probably some who admire her work because she abuses trannies, and won't hear or care about her animal abuse. She could probably milk them dry using her manipulative tendencies and giant knockers.
Could also get into being a dominatrix and especially do findom. Plenty of losers looking to give money to women just for being attractive. They'd also be turned on because she's actually into gross shit. Willing to shit on dudes, fart play, electro play, piss play, etc. Not just generic spanking and handcuffs. Dudes will pay more for that because fewer women do it. There are dudes who will pay hundreds or even thousands of dollars just so an attractive woman with a real vagina can take a poop on their chest or piss in their mouth. And because a lot of BDSM doesn't involve intercourse, less risk of arrest for prostitution.
If she can milk a sugar daddy or camwhore to make enough money for sufficient plastic surgery, she could put the wall off for quite a while in exchange for looking like she took the Bogpill in her 50s. She has the kind of face and body that plastic will be able to fix. Boob jobs to keep them from sagging, tummy tucks if she gets fatrolls, constant botox when her forehead starts to wrinkle and crows feet show up, facelift when her eyelids start to droop, etc. She has 8-10 years to figure it out. Then her biggest assets will start to lose effect.
It looks like he's larping as Alec Baldwin in Glengarry Glen Ross. Or he's not larping and he really does have "brass balls". Regardless all his 90s era book and movie covers are cringe and hilarious.
I also find it minorly amusing their last name seems to be the same or pronounced the same as the common slang term "janky".
a biopic about Micheal could be interesting. it starts off as a story of triumph, an underdog story.
a man from humble beginings wants more out of life and joins the navy, he becomes a navy seal and works his way up until he's in seal team 6
he quits the navy and starts his own security company to protect our freedoms after 9/11 rocked the world.
he gets married and has a daughter.
about an hour and a half into the movie, his phone and email starts blowing up.
all the crazy accusations about his daughter are being said, but he doesn't beleive it and the rest of the movie is his realization that it's all true and ends with isabella either being moved out of the country to a place with no extradition, or going to jail.
Under the "hidden camera" there's two videos of Mike and what really sounds like the stepmom discussing 9/11 theories and Trump with a third party.
Boy would glowie daddy be angry his little shroom recorded him and his wife discussing potentially damaging topics?
Like maybe she's getting blackmail? That would certainly be a kick in the pants, wouldn't it Mike? I wonder what else she may have on hard drives. If I was her father I'd tear all her devices apart and kick her ungrateful, duplicitous ass out. Just sayin'.
(Cross post & edited by I forgot to re-upload the relevant videos.)
Under the "hidden camera" there's two videos of Mike and what really sounds like the stepmom discussing 9/11 theories and Trump with a third party. View attachment 2494412
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Boy would glowie daddy be angry his little shroom recorded him and his wife discussing potentially damaging topics?
Like maybe she's getting blackmail? That would certainly be a kick in the pants, wouldn't it Mike? I wonder what else she may have on hard drives. If I was her father I'd tear all her devices apart and kick her ungrateful, duplicitous ass out. Just sayin'.
(Cross post & edited by I forgot to re-upload the relevant videos.)
Guy1: "-audit of the Pentagon because they were missing two trillion dollars-"
Guy2: (intelligable)
Guy1: "Rumsfeld. Donald Rumsfeld 9/10 requesting audit of the Pentagon, right? They were missing three trillion the year before, you know, and four trillion th-"
Mike: "It's not- Not trillion."
Guy: "No no I'm telling you-"
Girl: (background) "Not trillion."
Mike: "Their- their budget, at the time"
Guy: "Mike... are you gonna, yer gonna-" (talking over each other)
Mike: "I know this story well. It's not that they're missing it."
Guy: "I know what it is, it's secret ops stuff"
Mike: "They haven't... accounted... the way they are supposed to-"
Guy: (chuckling)"Common, Heh Mike... Mike! Common- (talking over each other) "They're missing 3 trillion the year before-"
Mike: "You're tellin' me-"
Girl: (retarded laugh)
The girl sounds like Bella just being a yes-ham to her glowdaddy while some other dude talks out of his ass about some 9/11 conspiracy shit. Not anything incriminating or juicy, just interesting to hear how this group bullshits with each other.
The second video is boring and not worth transcribing, talking about how Dick Cheney was actually in charge during 9/11 and not Bush. We know dis because something something on the day he's in the school room and- it's cut off.
Edit: I'm bored rn so here's a transcript of the second video for lols:
Guy1: (Talking about George W. Bush) "So. Two weeks later he goes on the TV and says he had an epiphany that God told him he should run for president. Anyway, he becomes the president, but -- what understand was- he wasn't the president. Cheney was running the show."
Lady: "Clearly. "
Guy1: "Cheney then took-"
Lady: "And Shultz. And a few others."
(unintelligible noises)
Guy1: "What's what's the word I'm looking for here, uh, a vice president like none that came before, he's the head of the uh department of uh and the Pentagon and all these things- He was clearly running the show. Okay. Now we come to the Day of Nine Eleven, right."
Lady: "Oo."
Guy1: "And he's actually in the school room. You know, it's the job of the secret service to remove the president if he's under and threat whatso-ever-, ya know, he doesn't have a choice in this, ok. So they're in the school room, he's giving the lesson, and someone comes over and-" End of video
Lemme finish up this guy's story: Bush is told "a terrorism happened in New York but you're not really in charge so carry on with the Kindygarden lesson." Then Cheney, who is secretly the president AND head of the Pentagon AND everyone's real dad, makes a sneaky side attack on the Pentagon to cover up for these missing trillions mentioned in the first video. Or something. This is apparently what glowies talk about around the fireplace with their red wine and mountain of cocaine.
The audio isn't great anyway, I had to listen to it at full volume to get any sense of what was being discussed. And even then I only have a basic gist. Hopefully a kiwi with some audio editing knowledge can clean it up. I am not that person though.
Video #1: Is filmed underneath a table, as in someone (99.9% likely Bella) was sitting at the table and held their phone under it to record as you mostly see carpet. Mike is very loudly, agitatedily, discussing Trump. He begins by saying something along the lines of "he said he had a prophetic vision from God to be the next president". The third person who isn't the stepmom replied with something I can't make out, their voice is calmer though. Mike goes on to say something about "trillions missing" and seems to be accusing Trump of something shady with money. Mary Beth doesn't seem to speak on this video but as you'll see with the next video she was definitely present.
Video#2: Same perspective as before, these are definitely videos recorded one after another. What's different though is the phone is tilted up so you can see Mary Beth's legs, hands, and torso (surely intentional on Bella's part). Mike is speaking again, his voice is pitched, but he's not as agitated as in the first video. He's saying something like: "Bush was never in charge, it was always Cheney." Mary Beth adds "and Schultz" and you can see her nodding. They go on to discuss Bush as a puppet president.
Now I'm not saying what I put here is gospel, this is my interpretation of shitty audio. I definitely encourage others to go through and draw their own conclusions as there are certainly forum members much more knowledgeable about such things than I.
EDIT: Ninja'ed by @Sugar Tits McGee. Look at theirs, it's way more detailed and likely more accurate.
I'm so sick of these god damn glow in the darks and glow in the dark adjacent. There needs to be a congressional investigation into children of glowies, they are involved in way too much shit. I fucking hate glowies so god damn much it's unreal
The audio isn't great anyway, I had to listen to it at full volume to get any sense of what was being discussed. And even then I only have a basic gist. Hopefully a kiwi with some audio editing knowledge can clean it up. I am not that person though.
Video #1: Is filmed underneath a table, as in someone (99.9% likely Bella) was sitting at the table and held their phone under it to record as you mostly see carpet. Mike is very loudly, agitatedily, discussing Trump. He begins by saying something along the lines of "he said he had a prophetic vision from God to be the next president". The third person who isn't the stepmom replied with something I can't make out, their voice is calmer though. Mike goes on to say something about "trillions missing" and seems to be accusing Trump of something shady with money. Mary Beth doesn't seem to speak on this video but as you'll see with the next video she was definitely present.
Video#2: Same perspective as before, these are definitely videos recorded one after another. What's different though is the phone is tilted up so you can see Mary Beth's legs, hands, and torso (surely intentional on Bella's part). Mike is speaking again, his voice is pitched, but he's not as agitated as in the first video. He's saying something like: "Bush was never in charge, it was always Cheney." Mary Beth adds "and Schultz" and you can see her nodding. They go on to discuss Bush as a puppet president.
Now I'm not saying what I put here is gospel, this is my interpretation of shitty audio. I definitely encourage others to go through and draw their own conclusions as there are certainly forum members much more knowledgeable about such things than I.
EDIT: Ninja'ed by @Sugar Tits McGee. Look at theirs, it's way more detailed and likely more accurate.
This is two different topics, we only hear the end of the Trump part. The money refers to Bush. The trillions of dollars and 9/10 is a reference to Donald RUMSFELD, Secretary of Defense from 2000-2007. He wanted to audit the Pentagon because they could not or would not account for a missing 2 trillion dollars and stated this was his next goal on 9/10/2001. It was the only cool thing that comically incompetent appointee ever proposed doing. Obviously the issue was dropped the next day.
No sane person thinks glowies and the Pentagon could put together a massive terrorist attack to avoid an audit in one day, but the topic often comes up when talking about the military industrial complex and how they need an audit and never got one. They still need one. There is way more unaccounted money going into the Pentagon now than then, thanks to the 'War on Terror'.
Whoever this guy whose not Mike being recorded is, at least hes smart enough to know Bush was worse than Trump (sounds like the conversation might have been a Bush vs Trump debate, or started as one) , which is a rare thing in well connected government circles. Implies Mike is one of those 'muh norms and values' people who thinks Trump is a unique evil and this other guy is making the case that...well, I usually make myself lol.
Edit to add: Not only is the date of 9/10 a give away that this is at least part of the conversation, also the constant referencing to Dick Cheney's shadow presidency which was a commonly held belief back in the aughts among anti-Bush people.
you know, im convinced that the 9/11 stuff was just an arab chimpout and not an actual government conspiracy. though the cheney presidency thing is up for debate.
edit: though if it was, you'd think someone that worked under bush and cheney would have written a book about it or something. im pretty sure book deals are par for the course of working closely in any administration.
you know, im convinced that the 9/11 stuff was just an arab chimpout and not an actual government conspiracy. though the cheney presidency thing is up for debate.
edit: though if it was, you'd think someone that worked under bush and cheney would have written a book about it or something. im pretty sure book deals are par for the course of working closely in any administration.
Oh absolutely. I was explaining this opinion rather than stating its my own. I think Bush was awful but also too dumb and self-satisfied to actually stage a major false flag attack. Its his response where his awfulness came into full force, not the event itself. Also, only the dumbest libs beleived that Cheney was literally giving people commands like he was the president. The more likely and realistic theory is that he just exercised so much influence and power and W was too dumb to be bothered with nitty gritty details that his choices carried undue influence both over the president and the cabinet.
I think 9/11 was 100% on AQ and the real American scandal (of which there was some attempt at coverup) is the sheer incompetence of the glowies in preventing it when there were so many signs. See the old 9/11 commission hearings and Condoleezza Rice testifying that they circulated a memo called 'Bin Laden Determined to Attack US' in the months before the attack but didnt do anything important about it.
The vast majority of conspiracies, especially US government ones, are not about causing some new unexpected event to happen, its to cover ass when a fuckup occurs so no one gets fired or the blame gets redirected.. The track record of these people in success and competency is just not great going on at least half a century now. The problem with being on top is that with no major rivals you lose your creative mojo and start to stagnate. I imagine second tier nations actually have the best intelligence services on averages, qualitatively anyway.