Mike David / Red Bar Radio / Jules Felker David - "Where we at with Red Bar?"

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I had a bunch of stuff written but it seems like you’re basically saying the old show sucks because it wasn’t like IP2 streamers since saying nigger in public and making an embarrassment of yourself in front of the 15 people paying you is the height of comedy
 
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I had a bunch of stuff written but it seems like you’re basically saying the old show sucks because it wasn’t like IP2 streamers since saying nigger in public and making an embarrassment of yourself in front of the 15 people paying you is the height of comedy
this radiates Chains Fritz level energy. everyone can tell you aren't hung and will never be hung. the fact that you didn't enjoy my reference filled post proves that you're a booger shaped human being, and probably an indian. YOU SNAKE
 
Tranthony Cumia?

Let's not forget the same 'fans' on that subreddit Jewbar orbited and stole ideas from, who also made masterpiece works of art like this

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Mike literally dated his wife when she was underaged and before she had surgery on her jew schnoz

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That's not Jules.
Not only is he stealing joke content, this unoriginal pretentious hipster faggot thief Mike from Auschwitz p̶a̶r̶o̶d̶i̶e̶d stole merch designs too (who is also copying his lovehate hero Anthony with him stealing the Guinness label)

here's a archived collection of his merch that he tried to sell on his website

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I made that Rick Glassman Marshall Rug hat comparison to mock the guy who made all the other comparisons. Nice that you included it here.

Here's another one:
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This thread sucks, you should all kill yourselves for being this gay.
This is from his Instagram, do your fucking jobs:

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Wow, first time seeing this.
Actually feel bad for the guy, he definitely has that SCORCH'S PFG-TV energy commitment and drive to not give up on his dream.

You know what? I take back some of my comments here especially after some of them being debunked by his superfans. Godspeed, Mike.
 
His best works are the Chris D'Elia doll, 444 with Nick DiPaolo, reviewing Tony Hinchcliffe's documentary and pointing out that Joey Diaz is a Xanax addict. Everything else is like an 80% waste of time.
 
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His best works are the Chris D'Elia doll, 444 with Nick DiPaolo, reviewing Tony Hinchcliffe's documentary and pointing out that Joey Diaz is a Xanax addict. Everything else is like an 80% waste of time.
I'd say you've only watched the YouTube clips. There's some great stuff in his older videos like the time he peer pressured a guy into drinking his own urine, taking mushrooms, then feeding him edibles and proceeding to scare him for hours. Or the time he kicked his cohost out of the studio for refusing to laugh at jew jokes because he had a jewish girlfriend. Or the water park special episode where he just prank calls different establishments and listeners grandmothers.

Here's the clip where a retard drinks his own piss
https://www.reddit.com/r/redbar2/comments/ugmp6l/redbar_cohosts_don/
 
His best works are the Chris D'Elia doll, 444 with Nick DiPaolo, reviewing Tony Hinchcliffe's documentary and pointing out that Joey Diaz is a Xanax addict. Everything else is like an 80% waste of time.
we can tell you only watch the youtube clips faggot.

Easily one of my favorite moments from the show was when he watched Fixin' Joe. because in the span of 3 hours you see Mike go from happy fun loving, complimenting joe and defending his seemingly minor fuck ups, to hating the guy with a fucking passion. its like speed running how he feels about all his current fools. between that and the next episode where he lets Joe have it for threatening him. its the perfect origin story for Joe Matterese's infamy.

Especially because Mike didn't even want to do it, Ryan Katsu Rivera forced him to watch the whole thing. Mike thought people were just wasting his time with demanding he watch it at first. "oh so this open micer didn't destroy during the monologue So What! Its hard to control a crowd especially for a newbie which this grey haired italian american clearly is he did amazingly well considering the circumstances" But no; thats not why people demanded he watch, and went full green eggs and ham on him to watch it.

And with that came one of the greatest slow turns in the history of redbar.

Imagine this
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only over a period of 3 hours. Mike goes from "this guy is doing great you all just don't realize how hard hosting is; especially when you don't have experience" to "this 30 year veteran of comedy has no right to be so defensive, how much of a retard are you to not be able to handle the bants. he had no right to be up there with comedy legends and should have been physcially removed from the stage. he shouldn't even be allowed in comedy clubs anymore" Then the next episode where he spends another 2 hours going off on that dumb wop for threatening his life over a joke video literally only a couple thousand people saw and he declared war on joe. its fucking amazing.

This wasn't some Patrick thing where he said tweeted something to his 100 followers and some random psycho decided to post it to a subreddit and ruin a guys life. Joe was like the shithead teen in a slasher film, just doing mistake after mistake and then decided to try bullying someone he thought was weaker than him.

I'd say you've only watched the YouTube clips. There's some great stuff in his older videos like the time he peer pressured a guy into drinking his own urine, taking mushrooms, then feeding him edibles and proceeding to scare him for hours. Or the time he kicked his cohost out of the studio for refusing to laugh at jew jokes because he had a jewish girlfriend. Or the water park special episode where he just prank calls different establishments and listeners grandmothers.

Here's the clip where a retard drinks his own piss
https://www.reddit.com/r/redbar2/comments/ugmp6l/redbar_cohosts_don/
the prank calls themselves are legendary, for fucks sake it was those and his obama/michael jackson bits that are the main reason people gave a fuck back in 2003-2006. easily the best prank phone calls i've heard in my entire life and i've heard them all.

I’d say his best work was original comedy content he took time and effort to produce with people who were his actual friends instead of 8 hours of talking to his private Facebook group about Instagram posts and rewinding YouTube videos to make snarky comments about people no one cares about.
it was blatantly obvious even during those episodes that none of those people were friends with mike, Mike just used RDR2 Dutch-esque charm to con them into the idea of "join now and when i get big you'll be set for life" and everyone imagined a O&A situation where by being co-hosts/regulars on the show they would indeed get the fanbase that would set them for life. the fact that he was getting paid and watched by thousands and they were shitting out open mics for less than a dozen people meant they thought they were getting in on the ground floor of literally the next O&A.

Mike completely ruined what tenuous friendships he had with the director of King Kong, Monte the Mont Man, Renee (Victoria beckham's assisstant) and multiple other people because it was hilarious fodder for the show.

. you could tell from what was said even during the shows, none of them particularly liked mike and were doing their best to try to cuck him. Joe,Dean,James and others all said on mic during episodes themselves that they were jealous of Mike's relationship with Katie and thought he was dating well above his league.

Beyond that the comedy he produced was dogshit, it was generic for its day. it was something that was exactly thesame dogshit you'd see on funny or die from any other group of people. you're the dipshit who thinks Vampire Boss is the height of redbar comedy.
 
We're 3 weeks from a year without Redbar, anyone think they will at least give us some updates?

Also love how insecure Mike is about his Jewishness, his parrents got married in the synagogue, he's half jewish by dna and more likely full jewish because his mom probably converted. he grew up in the most jewish area of chicago, he knows more about jewish customs than 90% of US people, he's attended more jewish ceremonies than anyone, his first job out of high school was working for a company that exclusively shot bar martizahs, his 2nd job was at a jewish run company that paid him under the table to do design work. its even funnier because he'll be giving inside baseball takes about jews to some fucker from kentucky or detroit who only know about jews from seinfeld, and they clearly are out of their element.
 
We're 3 weeks from a year without Redbar, anyone think they will at least give us some updates?

Also love how insecure Mike is about his Jewishness, his parrents got married in the synagogue, he's half jewish by dna and more likely full jewish because his mom probably converted. he grew up in the most jewish area of chicago, he knows more about jewish customs than 90% of US people, he's attended more jewish ceremonies than anyone, his first job out of high school was working for a company that exclusively shot bar martizahs, his 2nd job was at a jewish run company that paid him under the table to do design work. its even funnier because he'll be giving inside baseball takes about jews to some fucker from kentucky or detroit who only know about jews from seinfeld, and they clearly are out of their element.
But we've already got plenty of updates. Like "I'm sick." "I'm very sick." "I'm so sick I can't even sit in a chair and speak I'll be back once I can." How many updates can you need?!
 
We're 3 weeks from a year without Redbar, anyone think they will at least give us some updates?

Also love how insecure Mike is about his Jewishness, his parrents got married in the synagogue, he's half jewish by dna and more likely full jewish because his mom probably converted. he grew up in the most jewish area of chicago, he knows more about jewish customs than 90% of US people, he's attended more jewish ceremonies than anyone, his first job out of high school was working for a company that exclusively shot bar martizahs, his 2nd job was at a jewish run company that paid him under the table to do design work. its even funnier because he'll be giving inside baseball takes about jews to some fucker from kentucky or detroit who only know about jews from seinfeld, and they clearly are out of their element.
If his mom isn’t gewish by birth, then Mike isn’t chosen…..

He probably resents that he isn’t jewish but is surrounded by jewish culture and privilege. He can see over the fence, but not climb over it. I would completely understand this point of view as I’m cut from the same cloth but a bit more removed to not be able to directly benefit at all.
 
If his mom isn’t gewish by birth, then Mike isn’t chosen…..

He probably resents that he isn’t jewish but is surrounded by jewish culture and privilege. He can see over the fence, but not climb over it. I would completely understand this point of view as I’m cut from the same cloth but a bit more removed to not be able to directly benefit at all.
one drop rule, beyond that Mike had plenty of opportunities to play ball before even Kyle Lane entered the picture. he 100% embraced jewish culture and privilege, the problem is because he grew up in it he could see how bad it was. Its actually pretty funny, a fuck load of people in the mid 2000s Chicago comedy scene basically had the same material in different flavors "i grew up in X and it sucked because of Y" think of Bill Hicks with Christianity or Doug Stanhope with Christianity, or Sam kinison with Christianity. Only this time it was with different upbringings. Kumail with pakistan islam, Mike David with judiaism, Hannibal with baptists, etc.

Mikes only notable because you don't really see anyone this high profile that can go off on jews. Ari Shaffir could but he never really talks about it as much in his podcasts.

Mike could have easily worked with his fellow jews and worked his way up, I mean for fucks sake his best friend for a few months was the director of Kong Skull Island, he had FalloutBOY offering to play a full concert at his house, He even was offered a chance to be on the ground floor of a porn company that would become extremely well known for sweeping the AVN awards. And thats not getting into his past work with jews that he could have used to launch his career.

But because he wanted to be a radio boy or chicago comedian it never mattered. Chicago entertainment was non-existent at that point, even with what little jews they had in it. there wasn't enough stuff going on to lead to him getting a job offer.

Mike's own personality and outlook on beliefs meant that he wouldn't have taken a job if offered one. he's like the real jewish patrice.
 
Mike posted this pixelated picture of what is assumed to be his new studio yesterday in the BBG. Strangely he posted the photo as a reply to his last episodes Facebook post instead of just creating an announcement like he normally would do (like with those stupid cryptic photos/videos he posted).
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If he doesn’t capitalize on the whole “give it a year” thing by actually doing a show one year later, he missed a huge opportunity. I guess we’ll know when the 28th comes.
 
What's the consensus around here? Will Michael return to weekly shows with some consistency, or will fibromyalgia run the little guy ragged again, forcing the midge to throw in the towel and fuck back off for another year?
 
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Nah, he's just a lolcow.

The whole "make em seethe" argument is truly pathetic, I see it on pol all the time, as far as I know it started with Trump back in the day, all the deranged lonely father-figure seeking abandoned Americans who found their new seasonal idol, daddy surrogate for the month and all that in Donald Trump, they would use "le seethe" argument on anyone who would point a single critic at their Daddy.

Ethan Ralph uses it all the time as a shield, and of course that catboi faggot Fuenets. Seethe. We are all seething at them yes. I'm seething at Mike David. I'm seething and it was also formerly Chucks, yeah aight edgy eboi lmao.

Now that the lolcow timeline for Mike has begun, I can only hope Porsalin gets busy with him down the line, or even Kino Casino, although that might be a hard sell there given that he's Warski's idol.
Real. Mike has some extreme lolcow tendencies and he handles these situations so poorly, I'm talking about situations that even Warski could handle.

Mike is prime for being trolled on return. He's been gone for long enough for new people to become aware of his show and from what I can tell he plans to keep an insanely curated live audience (it's a club, after all) which will create a breeding ground for the aylawgs.

My take FWIW is that he will return with some real material such as doing a frame-by-frame of 'The Gringo Papi' and going over all the drama in the comedy-pod scene to some relevant success. However, the Oldbars will clash with the new YT viewers, possibly creating a troll spiral.

I can see a head-on collision (result unknown) between the Casino and Redbar on the horizon. Mike used to cover Fuentes back when Nick beefed with Owen and the bears, so it's all on the same playing field.

Hoping for another dimensional merge; this thread could be fantastic.

given that he's Warski's idol.
This doesn't get brought up as often as I would have thought. It's straight-up plagiarism on par with Nick and Trump/Hyde.
 
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