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Mike Lindell (June 28, 1961) is an evangelical crackhead, multimillionaire pillow CEO, infomercial star, snake-oil salesman, and deeply connected Trump affiliate. Mike was a somewhat obscure figure nationally, slowly gaining relevance in the 2010s through infomercials. It wasn't until 2020 when he gained prominence as a result of being hoisted front and center doing a March 30th corona press conference at the White House, getting shouted out specifically by Trump as a "great friend". In return, Mike says Trump was destined to win by God himself.
High Hopes
Mike after dropping out after the first quarter of college started off a number of small companies and restaurants in the 1980s in Minnesota. After those endeavors fell through, he was a failed card counter in Las Vegas, where while high as shit on cocaine, he decided to randomly start yelling that the dealer was cheating him. He then, likely on cocaine, attempted to start a pig farm, only to immediately fuck up when the pigs broke out. He then started a Lunch Wagon, despite the fact it was placed directly in front of the biggest business in town. Eventually, Mike moved on to working as a bartender, further fueling his alcohol addiction, before buying the bar itself, only to have that fail.
The Dream
Mike always hated his pillows and could never sleep (I wonder why?). One night in 2004, Mike claims to have seen in his dream the MyPillow logo, the design of the pillow and everything involved well inside his own house. He then proclaimed this as a vision from God himself, praise be. Coked-up Mike immediately traveled to a Bed, Bath and Beyond to proclaim "I have the best pillow in the world, how many would you like?" which got him kicked out of the store in an instant. Mike then set up a kiosk for $15000, which quickly failed as he ended up only selling 80 pillows. However, lucky enough for Mike, one of his buyers was a man who ran shows in Minneapolis. The man would later go on to put Mike directly in the spotlight, allowing for sales to takeoff.
Not all it's cracked up to be
Despite MyPillow keeping his coke addiction more regulated, Mike desired further dopamine. This got to the point in 2008 where he lost his house, wife and almost destroyed MyPillow. He even stayed up for two entire weeks straight. This got to the point where even his own crack dealer put the word out that nobody should sell him crack because he was getting so bad. For another 10 months he did drugs, before praying to God one night to heal him, which caused him to then realize his business was doing well and crack was kinda wack. From here he claims to be sober.
In some interviews he claims to have started crack in the 2000s and some he claims to have started in the early 90s.
Mike also wrote a book about this. It took him 7 years to finish it and it comes with a free 25 dollar MyPillow gift card. How generous.
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The Infomercial Era
Mike, now feeling energized, decided to appear in infomercials where he began to get even more sales. He then used this cash to go gamble in Vegas again, this time actually pulling out a profit. After getting his story printed in newspapers and doing infomercials, his company grew from 5 employees to over 500 in a year; today, it has 1500. Mike has paid for over 100 million dollars worth of infomercials, creating 300 million dollars in wealth and selling over 30 million pillows. Despite all of his newfound success, Mike simped for some Asian gold-digger who used him for two years. They would eventually get married for only two weeks before she told him she didn't love him. She didn't make off with much, but she did take the expensive wedding ring and was paid to work at MyPillow for awhile.
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In 2019, despite praising Trump's tax cuts, Mike had to cut 150 jobs just weeks later. A lot of people like to hail Mike as a hero for shifting production towards masks, but that's just based on market demand and his personal relationship with Trump.
Snake oil
Like any good salesman, Mike is a massive liar who overhypes his product. However, unlike your typical salesman, Mike goes so far as to completely make up medical claims about the products he supports. This resulted in a 2016 1 million dollar settlement with California authorities as a result of him claiming that his pillows cure insomnia, snoring, neck and back pain with absolutely no proof to back it up. On top of that, Mike claimed his pillows were the "Official Pillow of the National Sleep Foundation", which happened as a result of him donating hundreds of thousands of dollars to the organization.
There was also a class action lawsuit from California where Mike claimed to be a "Sleep Expert" and was using third party organizations' excerpts about his product to promote it, which he has seemed to lose 100k plus a 5 dollar refund for everybody who bought one. In Oregon, Minnesota, Montana, Florida, Ohio and New York, the class action lawsuit surrounded where he had a "buy-one-get-one-free" deal where he massively inflated the price of the first pillow, so it covered the cost of two pillows. This lead to the Better Business Bureau lowering MyPillow to an F rank.
As a snake oil salesman, he keeps up his gimmick to this very day: He unironically believes he can't catch corona because he takes a supplement shown to help reduce tumor growth, but has killed people, to the point he got destroyed by Anderson Cooper for having no scientific backing. He pitched this to Trump himself and was rejected. Mike himself poured at least 4 million dollars into this as a corona cure.
Power Player
Mike is shockingly one of the single most powerful people on the Right. He's actually the single biggest advertiser on both Fox News and Newsmax, despite the fact that he's turned into one of the biggest critics of Fox's coverage as of late. Mike Lindell is so full of shit that even fucking Newsmax, one of the more fringe and conspiratorial outlets, had to cut him off on live air because his claims were so discredited.
He's also the main funder of Right Side News Broadcasting (RSBN) which aired Lin Wood rallies. Mike Lindell also funds Michael Flynn and Sidney Powell, but we'll get into that later.
Mike met Donald Trump in August 2016, before then attending the first Presidential Debate. Since then, they've had a budding romance. At this point Mike openly calls for prayer as to convince God to re-elect Trump.
It got to the point where during 2020 March coronavirus press conferences, some of the most watched livestreams ever, that even Donald Trump himself shouted out Mike Lindell's name:
This shoutout resulted in Mike Lindell totally unexpectedly jumping up on stage and stealing the microphone from Trump with a speech he prepared, with even Trump saying "I didn't know you were going to do that"
Donald even advised Mike publicly to run for the governorship of Minnesota in September, as have republicans in the state.
After having sales of pillows cut down and cutting jobs, Mike used the pandemic to shift his business into making over-priced cotton masks. He made 50k, yet still refuses to wear a mask around other people himself, even at the White House and Trump's hotel.
Mike even goes to crowded MAGA rallies without a mask, how kind!
But don't worry NEETs, he's got you guys covered with his very affordable bodypillow (waifu not included).
Couping The Government (The Pillow Revolution)
Mike Lindell is evidently pushing for an overthrow of the government and has even openly advocated for this on twitter for months. In a truly unhinged interview during the Georgia runoff on January 5th, he proclaimed the inauguration would be delayed like "Abraham Lincoln"(aka calling for Civil War) and that he will run for the governor of Minnesota. Notably in this interview he admits to working and funding infamous Q Anon shill General Flynn and absolute wacko Sidney Powell.
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Before in December he was calling for Brian Kemp and everybody who opposed Trump in the state of Georgia to go to jail so Trump could get certified.
He even claimed that Donald Trump got so many votes it "broke the algorithm"
As a self proclaimed "math expert" and somebody who "spends all day looking at numbers" he of course knows the election was impossible. Not to mention somehow a vote for Biden=1.2 votes and a vote for Trump=0.7 votes or 0.66 (depends on the day).
This lead to Mike then saying America would die if Trump didn't win
Mike has called for civil war if the demonrats win
He also claimed that voter fraud would unite the nation and the supreme court would rule in favor of Trump 9-0. Remember, he's totally not on crack
For some reason he also sold out his nieces and publicly proclaimed they went to the Capitol Hill incident, looking very sober of course. Also Trump is president for 4 more years because of God.
The White House Visit
All of this lead to the most embarrassing incident yet, where Mike Lindell showed up to the White House for a meeting and like an imbecile, flashed reporters a paper he was going to deliver to Trump calling for martial law to be enacted because the Iranians + Chinese did the Capitol invasion in tandem with Antifa. In this meeting, he called for Trump to use the military to coup Biden. Yes, he really did tell this to Donald Trump himself. He's openly proclaimed in interviews that he hopes the heavy military presence in DC is a sign that Trump is gonna use martial law. The pro-Trump guy he wants to install to perform the coup has no clue what's going on and thinks Mike is a wacko.
Accounts + Socials:
Mike's youtube:
Mike's twitter:
https://twitter.com/realmikelindell (https://archive.md/JKR0j)
Mike's facebook:
https://www.facebook.com/realMikeLindell/ (https://archive.md/Ubt7f)
His Instagram:
www.instagram.com
MyPillow youtube:
MyPillow twitter:
https://twitter.com/realmikelindell (https://archive.md/PAD6e)
MyPillow facebook:
https://www.facebook.com/MyPillow/ (https://archive.md/EF2Kt
MyPillow website:
https://www.mypillow.com/ (https://archive.md/SovSx)
High Hopes
Mike after dropping out after the first quarter of college started off a number of small companies and restaurants in the 1980s in Minnesota. After those endeavors fell through, he was a failed card counter in Las Vegas, where while high as shit on cocaine, he decided to randomly start yelling that the dealer was cheating him. He then, likely on cocaine, attempted to start a pig farm, only to immediately fuck up when the pigs broke out. He then started a Lunch Wagon, despite the fact it was placed directly in front of the biggest business in town. Eventually, Mike moved on to working as a bartender, further fueling his alcohol addiction, before buying the bar itself, only to have that fail.
The Dream
Mike always hated his pillows and could never sleep (I wonder why?). One night in 2004, Mike claims to have seen in his dream the MyPillow logo, the design of the pillow and everything involved well inside his own house. He then proclaimed this as a vision from God himself, praise be. Coked-up Mike immediately traveled to a Bed, Bath and Beyond to proclaim "I have the best pillow in the world, how many would you like?" which got him kicked out of the store in an instant. Mike then set up a kiosk for $15000, which quickly failed as he ended up only selling 80 pillows. However, lucky enough for Mike, one of his buyers was a man who ran shows in Minneapolis. The man would later go on to put Mike directly in the spotlight, allowing for sales to takeoff.
Not all it's cracked up to be
Despite MyPillow keeping his coke addiction more regulated, Mike desired further dopamine. This got to the point in 2008 where he lost his house, wife and almost destroyed MyPillow. He even stayed up for two entire weeks straight. This got to the point where even his own crack dealer put the word out that nobody should sell him crack because he was getting so bad. For another 10 months he did drugs, before praying to God one night to heal him, which caused him to then realize his business was doing well and crack was kinda wack. From here he claims to be sober.
In some interviews he claims to have started crack in the 2000s and some he claims to have started in the early 90s.
Mike also wrote a book about this. It took him 7 years to finish it and it comes with a free 25 dollar MyPillow gift card. How generous.
Crack Addict to CEO: My Pillow Commercial
Remember kids, stay in drugs and don't do school.
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The Infomercial Era
Mike, now feeling energized, decided to appear in infomercials where he began to get even more sales. He then used this cash to go gamble in Vegas again, this time actually pulling out a profit. After getting his story printed in newspapers and doing infomercials, his company grew from 5 employees to over 500 in a year; today, it has 1500. Mike has paid for over 100 million dollars worth of infomercials, creating 300 million dollars in wealth and selling over 30 million pillows. Despite all of his newfound success, Mike simped for some Asian gold-digger who used him for two years. They would eventually get married for only two weeks before she told him she didn't love him. She didn't make off with much, but she did take the expensive wedding ring and was paid to work at MyPillow for awhile.
My Pillow, Inc MyPillow® Infomercial Bloopers
What you didn't see in the My Pillow Infomercial (see the original at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwyA-xs1y2E), Watch, then buy the Most Comfortable Pill...
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In 2019, despite praising Trump's tax cuts, Mike had to cut 150 jobs just weeks later. A lot of people like to hail Mike as a hero for shifting production towards masks, but that's just based on market demand and his personal relationship with Trump.
Snake oil
Like any good salesman, Mike is a massive liar who overhypes his product. However, unlike your typical salesman, Mike goes so far as to completely make up medical claims about the products he supports. This resulted in a 2016 1 million dollar settlement with California authorities as a result of him claiming that his pillows cure insomnia, snoring, neck and back pain with absolutely no proof to back it up. On top of that, Mike claimed his pillows were the "Official Pillow of the National Sleep Foundation", which happened as a result of him donating hundreds of thousands of dollars to the organization.
There was also a class action lawsuit from California where Mike claimed to be a "Sleep Expert" and was using third party organizations' excerpts about his product to promote it, which he has seemed to lose 100k plus a 5 dollar refund for everybody who bought one. In Oregon, Minnesota, Montana, Florida, Ohio and New York, the class action lawsuit surrounded where he had a "buy-one-get-one-free" deal where he massively inflated the price of the first pillow, so it covered the cost of two pillows. This lead to the Better Business Bureau lowering MyPillow to an F rank.
As a snake oil salesman, he keeps up his gimmick to this very day: He unironically believes he can't catch corona because he takes a supplement shown to help reduce tumor growth, but has killed people, to the point he got destroyed by Anderson Cooper for having no scientific backing. He pitched this to Trump himself and was rejected. Mike himself poured at least 4 million dollars into this as a corona cure.
Power Player
Mike is shockingly one of the single most powerful people on the Right. He's actually the single biggest advertiser on both Fox News and Newsmax, despite the fact that he's turned into one of the biggest critics of Fox's coverage as of late. Mike Lindell is so full of shit that even fucking Newsmax, one of the more fringe and conspiratorial outlets, had to cut him off on live air because his claims were so discredited.
He's also the main funder of Right Side News Broadcasting (RSBN) which aired Lin Wood rallies. Mike Lindell also funds Michael Flynn and Sidney Powell, but we'll get into that later.
Mike met Donald Trump in August 2016, before then attending the first Presidential Debate. Since then, they've had a budding romance. At this point Mike openly calls for prayer as to convince God to re-elect Trump.
It got to the point where during 2020 March coronavirus press conferences, some of the most watched livestreams ever, that even Donald Trump himself shouted out Mike Lindell's name:
This shoutout resulted in Mike Lindell totally unexpectedly jumping up on stage and stealing the microphone from Trump with a speech he prepared, with even Trump saying "I didn't know you were going to do that"
Donald even advised Mike publicly to run for the governorship of Minnesota in September, as have republicans in the state.
After having sales of pillows cut down and cutting jobs, Mike used the pandemic to shift his business into making over-priced cotton masks. He made 50k, yet still refuses to wear a mask around other people himself, even at the White House and Trump's hotel.
Mike even goes to crowded MAGA rallies without a mask, how kind!
But don't worry NEETs, he's got you guys covered with his very affordable bodypillow (waifu not included).
Couping The Government (The Pillow Revolution)
Mike Lindell is evidently pushing for an overthrow of the government and has even openly advocated for this on twitter for months. In a truly unhinged interview during the Georgia runoff on January 5th, he proclaimed the inauguration would be delayed like "Abraham Lincoln"(aka calling for Civil War) and that he will run for the governor of Minnesota. Notably in this interview he admits to working and funding infamous Q Anon shill General Flynn and absolute wacko Sidney Powell.
- YouTube
Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.
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Before in December he was calling for Brian Kemp and everybody who opposed Trump in the state of Georgia to go to jail so Trump could get certified.
He even claimed that Donald Trump got so many votes it "broke the algorithm"
As a self proclaimed "math expert" and somebody who "spends all day looking at numbers" he of course knows the election was impossible. Not to mention somehow a vote for Biden=1.2 votes and a vote for Trump=0.7 votes or 0.66 (depends on the day).
This lead to Mike then saying America would die if Trump didn't win
Mike has called for civil war if the demonrats win
He also claimed that voter fraud would unite the nation and the supreme court would rule in favor of Trump 9-0. Remember, he's totally not on crack
For some reason he also sold out his nieces and publicly proclaimed they went to the Capitol Hill incident, looking very sober of course. Also Trump is president for 4 more years because of God.
The White House Visit
All of this lead to the most embarrassing incident yet, where Mike Lindell showed up to the White House for a meeting and like an imbecile, flashed reporters a paper he was going to deliver to Trump calling for martial law to be enacted because the Iranians + Chinese did the Capitol invasion in tandem with Antifa. In this meeting, he called for Trump to use the military to coup Biden. Yes, he really did tell this to Donald Trump himself. He's openly proclaimed in interviews that he hopes the heavy military presence in DC is a sign that Trump is gonna use martial law. The pro-Trump guy he wants to install to perform the coup has no clue what's going on and thinks Mike is a wacko.
Accounts + Socials:
Mike's youtube:
Mike's twitter:
https://twitter.com/realmikelindell (https://archive.md/JKR0j)
Mike's facebook:
https://www.facebook.com/realMikeLindell/ (https://archive.md/Ubt7f)
His Instagram:
Mike Lindell's (@michaeljlindell) profile on Instagram • 424 posts
162.7k Followers, 178 Following, 424 Posts - See Instagram photos and videos from Mike Lindell (@michaeljlindell)
www.instagram.com
MyPillow twitter:
https://twitter.com/realmikelindell (https://archive.md/PAD6e)
MyPillow facebook:
https://www.facebook.com/MyPillow/ (https://archive.md/EF2Kt
MyPillow website:
https://www.mypillow.com/ (https://archive.md/SovSx)
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