Milo Yiannopoulos / Milo Wagner / Milo Hanrahan / @nero - Gets banned from everywhere, Stole charity money and general supervillan antics, Probably a Fed

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The baby-off continues
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Airstrip One said:
During GamerGate, when Milo was ascending like a resplendent phoenix into a state of enhanced faggotry, I recall him mentioning that he would occasionally have sex with a woman, perhaps once a year? I forget the glib reasoning behind his remark, but it was something along the lines of 'to make sure that I'm still gay'.

He is such a vain and preening individual that, whoever he happens to be copulating with, ultimately he is fucking himself. He reminds me of a tertiary character from an oddly prescient show called Counterpart (it more of less predicted COVID and the response to it) who ends up in a ménage à trois with an alternate version of himself from a parallel dimension.

Fuentes has far greater obstacles to overcome. He has to overhaul the 'no girls allowed' policy that forms a legislative cornerstone in the day to day governance of the America First Box Fort. On a more personal level, he would have to conquer his aversion to the opposite sex. I imagine him recoiling from a vagina like a vampire being shown a crucifix.

My King Soloman-esque solution would be for Fuentes to troon out (which I suspect that he will do sooner or later) receive a successful womb transplant and then bear Milo's child, who will either be messed up beyond all reasoning, or will somehow transcend their origins and be based to an extent that will be difficult for our feeble organic brains to fathom.
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Milo ending up straighter than nick fuentes is the funniest shit that can come out of this.
 
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GilaCutter said:
So what are the official kiwifarms betting statistics on the outcome?
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I put my money on Milo.
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I think he planned to marry someone anyway, to advance in the rightwing politics circuit.
He is a good looking funny guy, chicks dig funny guys.
He has to now, even if the catboylover doesn't sign the challenge. Milo never would give him the win of bragging that he doesn't do it. He only needs to marry to win the contest, with the draw-clause.
Nick will never get over his repulsion of women.
 
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Law said:
Then there was Bill Riccio in the 90s, who criminally exploited young men and boys by getting them drunk and having them attack people he accused of being gay, before sexually exploiting them by going down on them in his truck.
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They left all of that out of the scare-documentary HBO once did on him and his skin-heads. I've watched it, and Big Bill had big homo vibes.
 
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Bernd Liefert said:
He is a good looking funny guy, chicks dig funny guys.
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I wouldn’t drink from the same water fountain as that disease riddled faggot Milo, let alone fuck him.

I promise to vote Trump if Trumps first action as President is to deport both Milo and Prince Harry.
 
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