Modern Web Woes - I'm mad at the internet

[Flaming Dumpster]

I hate bloated webpages that load for 30+ seconds, then one script fails to load and the whole page fails and has to be reloaded. This is atrocious. It shouldn't take 5 minutes and 10+ attempts to finally load one web page.

A recent phenomenon that makes me hope all JavaScript developers go to hell when the soy inevitably kills them is that of pages which appear to load fine, but a few seconds later get replaced with a giant full screen Oops, something went wrong! message.

I think it's due to some pointless globohomo analytics quietly failing to load, which their error handler interprets as a critical error so it displays the "friendly" error message.

A while ago I wanted to order a pizza and couldn't because I have New Relic blocked about 10 different ways at the browser and network level which totally broke their website. It pissed me off so much I took the time to e-mail the company just so they knew they lost a customer because of their awful website.

Isnt "vibecoding" this faggy buzzword for incompetent people writing inefficient code that has to be brute forced by efficient hardware or languages

Faggot buzzword for retards who literally have no idea how to code so they let LLMs do it for them. Typically produces sloppy and bug ridden code which the retard has no idea how to fix since they didn't write it to begin with.

If an LLM's dataset or context doesn't have a readily available answer for you, it'll frequently make shit up, so these guys get led around in circles when they're doing anything more sophisticated than a CRUD application.