In fairness, you guys did take Piers Morgan from us, so I guess we owe you. We'll just put Chris on one of the Hebrides or something. Barb could have a whole island to fill with hoard.
In fairness, you guys did take Piers Morgan from us, so I guess we owe you. We'll just put Chris on one of the Hebrides or something. Barb could have a whole island to fill with hoard.
We have lots of small, uninhabited islands. He's welcome to one of those. Under our current government though he has little to no chance of getting Tugboat here.
We have lots of small, uninhabited islands. He's welcome to one of those. Under our current governmet though he has little to no chance of getting Tugboat here.
"Since the JERK Minister Nicola Stergion won't give me my Tugboat, my mother and I need YOU to send us money! It is VERY COLD on The Hebridees, the birds keep using my mother's stuff as a commode, and the seals are NOT Cute and Friendly at all!!1"
It's like Lenny Small from Mice and Men. He loves animals, but when it comes to caring for them, he is terrible at it. Although I don't believe Chris has ever snapped a woman's neck.
Of course not. He can't even open a pocket knife without struggling for at least a good 10 or 20 seconds if he's lucky.
I think the most sensible thing Chris has said was in his video about women. He actually admits some women are bitches. Granted, he blames that one the men in their lives, saying that they caused that, but still that shattered his delusions for a few seconds.
