Lolcow Mr. Burgers / Jesse Radin / Jesse Nicholas Radin - Unstable Fast Food Reviewer, Repeatedly Banned KF Poster

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Specifically, our guy claimed to have vomited after two cans of Fat Tire, before continuing to imbibe. Hopefully he wasn't too hungover today. Then again, maybe his hangover cure involves [RETRACTION: I HAVE SINCE BEEN INFORMED THAT MR. RADIN PRACTICES AN ALTERNATIVE , HOLISTIC TREATMENT].
 
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Specifically, our guy claimed to have vomited after two cans of Fat Tire, before continuing to imbibe. Hopefully he wasn't too hungover today. Then again, maybe his hangover cure involves a hamburger and/or rape - Silver linings, and all that.
Mr Burgerstein does not rape

He just poops in his back porch and wipes his ass with his bedsheets
 
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This guy is such a trip. I hope you're doing well Mr. Burgers.

Ever thought about not being retarded and just you know... doing burgers? Ever slap an onion ring on a burger? That's really good. I like onions a lot, on most anything. How do you make anything better? Deep fry it.
 
This guy is such a trip. I hope you're doing well Mr. Burgers.

Ever thought about not being retarded and just you know... doing burgers? Ever slap an onion ring on a burger? That's really good. I like onions a lot, on most anything. How do you make anything better? Deep fry it.
Doing burgers just gets me ignored. Everyone wants a loud fat guy yelling in their car, not an average-weight guy eating in a restaurant. :(
 
This guy is such a trip. I hope you're doing well Mr. Burgers.

Ever thought about not being retarded and just you know... doing burgers? Ever slap an onion ring on a burger? That's really good. I like onions a lot, on most anything. How do you make anything better? Deep fry it.
Add barbecue sauce and you now have the old Burger King Rodeo Burger.
 
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