Mumkey Jones / Tyler Millard / Simian Jimmy / @VincentHatesGod & Ashley Simonetti / Liu the Kitty - Unfunny creepy degenerate "le edgy" reviewer cheated on his girlfriend for a pedophile furfag and cries fake sympathy and depression

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This might not be a super useful contribution to the discussion, but my fucking God am I glad that someone has entered the fray of spergery as far as the circles of the internet I pay attention to. I was sick of hearing about the same 4 or 5 people day in day out.
 
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Hey friends, just thought of something. I know we believe Liu put this tape out into the world but... there’s no accompanying dick pic, no visual for the size of Mumkey peen. Why leave something that important out when trying to “fuck with” a man who’s already getting made fun of?

My proposal, Liu wasn’t the leaker... IT WAS MUMKEY JONES (Tyler whatever-the-fuck) ALL ALONG! It proves he has had sex, to all his loyal fans who never have seen pussy IRL and he even made money off of it. During his cumming clean video he mentioned later this week the film festival is going on!

DON’T YOU SEE PEOPLE! IT’S A BIG BRAINED PLOT TO GET US TO WATCH SHITTY AMATEUR FILMS!!!

MOTHERFUCKER!

EDIT: me and my big mouth, didn’t realize we do have Liu slurpin’ on that popsicle.
But clearly, Dylan (if that’s even his real name) did this in retaliation.
 
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semiurge said:
Thank you Dylan, very cool

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Where did all of his foreskin go? They got greedy with Infant Mumkey, it seems they needed more baby foreskins for their wrinkle cream and didn't have them avaliable.
The solution? Just snip off like anywhere from a quarter to three quarters of an inch more.
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Lol remember when Liu promised we wouldn't get anymore porn other than the tape and spoke about how she only showed one guy because she was "pressured into it"?
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Just wait a day or two, well probably get the rest of the tapes at this rate, if not tonight
 
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Pussyfarts said:
This might not be a super useful contribution to the discussion, but my fucking God am I glad that someone has entered the fray of spergery as far as the circles of the internet I pay attention to. I was sick of hearing about the same 4 or 5 people day in day out.
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it's like a nice breath of putrid fresh air in this stagnant "part of the internet". I'm pretty thankful to have a new YT lolcow to laugh at since the gunt cleaned up his act and warski and company fucked up so bad they quit a few months ago. shame it had to be someone who's content I used to enjoy.

speaking of the gunt, I'm pretty sure Ethan Ralph must be some sort of online life force vampire. Whenever he comes back from the brink and starts posting decent content it's because he caused the slow destruction of another E-celeb's career, this time mumkey's career, and last time (almost a year ago exactly) he absorbed mundane matt's online life force.


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My bet right now is that the SSRIs stop working but the erectile dysfunction stays. No more porn leaks, even if they wanted to.
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didn't he imply that he quit them and took up drinking instead? he couldn't stand how they killed his sex drive.


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how much deeper will be mumkey's downward spiral?
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deeper than man has ever gone before, well into the mantle of the earth or perhaps even further. there is no end in sight, only an endlessly deep shit abyss that he'll fall into until the end from the looks of things.
 
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Travoltron said:
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Seems like the poll should be about "Would you bang Liu or not?"
That seems to be what most people here are fixated on.
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A flaccid no from me.

I’ve noticed some fags on this thread who are so insecure they be like, “cum on man, you’d know you’d hit” because if you don’t, they don’t feel validated.

I would not, I’d never, she’s a fuckin’ goul of a girl. Look at that face, she has more manly of a chin then he does... the way she looks is just... no.

WGFD: Also probably a 🐶 fucker so you know.
Don’t want to share a cavity with one of our furry friends
 
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Erich Raeder said:
My bet right now is that the SSRIs stop working but the erectile dysfunction stays. No more porn leaks, even if they wanted to.
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Personally I think we will get the rest of the pictures/videos (the ones leaked by Liu of her and Mumkey and the ones of her by herself she sent to random people), then it will be quiet for a relatively short amount of time, leading into the Overdose and Rehab Sagas. Depending on ratings, these could be the final arcs.

Alternatively he will swap his SSRIs for Anti-Androgens and become Tylette (Tylina?) I see this as less likely, but who knows on this crazy ride?

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No word from EmpLemon. Whang, Nerd City, and others are having fun with it. Dick Masterson is busy with his actual business, which pays him money and earns him respect (hint fucking hint Mumkey)
 
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A flaccid no from me.

I’ve noticed some fags on this thread who are so insecure they be like, “cum on man, you’d know you’d hit” because if you don’t, they don’t feel validated.

I would not, I’d never, she’s a fuckin’ goul of a girl. Look at that face, she has more manly of a chin then he does... the way she looks is just... no.

WGFD: Also probably a 🐶 fucker so you know.
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I'll be real, I'd fuck her. Not because I find her attractive or for validation, but just because I like to fuck various type of girls. I've fucked beautiful ladies and ugly ones, the ugly ones are always the most savage fuckers and into deepthroat for whatever reasons. I've even fucked a midget to see if the pussy was tight (it wasn't...).

So yeah, I'd fuck her, but not because I find her attractive. I'm just quite sure I could ram her ass very hard. I've also a very hard time resisting a pussy...
 
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TheJerk said:
I'll be real, I'd fuck her. Not because I find her attractive or for validation, but just because I like to fuck various type of girls. I've fucked beautiful ladies and ugly ones, the ugly ones are always the most savage fuckers and into deepthroat for whatever reasons. I've even fucked a midget to see if the pussy was tight (it wasn't...).

So yeah, I'd fuck her, but not because I find her attractive. I'm just quite sure I could ram her ass very hard. I've also a very hard time resisting a pussy...
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On the Dick Show someone did fuck a midget, I do remember hearing his reasoning.

You wouldn’t be that dickhead would you? :stress:
 
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FYI @AssBurgerRap aka women-beater coward just got verified.

Mumkey has done a lot of questionable crap. Reporting@AssBurgerRap to the police isn't one of them. Make no mistake this coward is only using Liu to get revenge on Mumkey.

Still salty you couldn't get away with punching a woman? You wouldn't have the balls to face a man face to face because you are an absolute pussy.

Punching a woman and a guy in a downward spiral is easy, isn't it?

Don't get me wrong, every character in this story is a piece of shit. I am also here to laugh.... just saying this lolcow should be laughed at too as well.
 
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